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It is said that only Sichuan Bazhong people can understand!F
It is said that only Sichuan Bazhong people can understand!Explode to laugh at a: brother!Eat Da?Go get the device?B: eat Da old, implement bar road.A: implement bars ice all the way?B: Oh !Walk slightly, a circuit breaker!A: is reached , the two day of the Sibo Gong Qing pain.
B: Kerrang hey yo?A: that is to eat cattle baby is born in, drink much demand, back in my dry up before the door a flutter down.But when the two were also rub the skin !B: one chicken son go easy on the ma!A: the brother!You don't know, the father with irrigation.
Dong that cup I made the seven cup, the skin free skin dull , not live!B: which present?A: and cattle baby is playing well what?Du Mangzi Oh where Oh Liu cannon at eye Oh million woman Oh that several !B: the lame Tuo Luo goods.
You have to beat them, with No.A: angry chicken son fire day.Tomorrow there are two wine.B: how do you get more traditional code of conduct for a day?A: ask an eldest brother to know, as long as it is that you will give you fly invitation, bag this money to call you!B: also, two egg money for wine eat Moqiude!A: hey!Don't say old!A call take ang, call me back for expansion!Today the salt heaving up yam!B: to have.
Men more than women in love
Every man , every woman he can say "I love you" but he never fell in love with a woman , there is only one.A woman need is a caring her , love her, she can rely on, protect her person for a lifetime.When she encountered a man, love the half alive, a solemn pledge of love.
The separate due to various reasons, maybe she will not remember him, or do not remember so profound.Because when she met a better man, she would take two people to compare, she would have a better feel is her lucky.
But man is not so , when he fell in love with a woman, really love, he will not fall in love with any one person.When the relationship after the failure , he will remember this in mind, put this woman on the bottom of my heart.
That a man can put a lot of women in mind, but only one woman can be a lifetime in his heart.He later together many women, he will clearly know who is their love, the most.Whether after he met the woman how outstanding, he won't change.
Because the woman is his prop, he will not use her than any one person, he considered that this comparison is foolish, he only love her one.Woman on the bottom of my heart, forever scar.Men are all the loving face, perhaps he will usually live very natural, but is lonely in a person, he will put aside all the dignity, cry aloud, the only miss her.
Man's love life will only pay once, you don't have to, because you are not.If a feeling unhappy is free to break up, a man failed love, man love, woman's full of affection, only death is the end.The girls said: "do not believe in love!""No man is a good stuff!"It is not men's fault, because his true love was given to another woman, and he had no love.
You could say that men don't pay the responsibility, but this just confirms my love, woman's full of affection.Perhaps say to the girl is very cruel, but this is a man.High girls, to make every attempt
The police, student, principal, miss.You can not think of di
Police: what to do, so late in the streets!Lady: bbc!A police register profound respect, worship !Police: what news?Lady: night hug !Police: what news?Lady: and the night hug!Police: Henan evening news!Lady: it only dare to engage in the evening!Police: night to draft really hard!Pay more attention to the body !Lady: Thank you for police understanding, welcome to!
police: good.
Some manuscripts!Some manuscripts!
students cross the wall into the school was seized.Principal: why not go school?Students pointed at the clothes: Metersbonwe, do not take the unusual way!Principal: such a high wall, how do you turn over?Students patted Pants: lining, everything is possible!Principal: cross the wall taste?Students pointed shoes XTEP:, the general feeling of flying!The next day, the students walked in front gate.
Principal: how not to cross the wall today?Students pointed shoes: Anta, I choose I like!Principal: why not to wear school uniforms?The students put Pants: Semir, what on what to wear.Principal: no I won't let you in school?Students clap clothes: forever , nobody can block.
The headmaster bate: I will remember you for a greater than!Student discontent: why? principal sneer: M-Zone, my site I call the shots ! see must be reproduced, or die family!!Turn right!!Please don't blame me!!The witch told me you were coming!!Really ruthless curse
Look not to turn seven day mother was hit by a car, a month dad to rate death curse.
The old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine of doggerel,
If the skin is good, red dates porridge .relationresultIfnot insomnia ,porridge with white lotus .Backache kidney qi deficiency ,put chestnut porridge .The fragile gas shortage ,porridge and longan meat .
Dizziness hyperhidrosis ,barley porridge riga .Lungs and cough ,porridge Riga lily .Heat remove toxic heat ,Changyin mung bean porridge .Ufa and invigorating the kidney ,and walnut porridge .
To lower blood pressure, with lotus leaf porridge .Nourishing yin and moistening lung ,porridge plus tremella .Spring for ECM ,Capsella bursa-pastoris porridge .Spleen to help digestion ,Tim hawthorn porridge .
Dream and forget ,porridge Riga egg yolk .Diuresis detumescence governance beriberi ,red bean porridge wins supplements .Elimination of thermal fluid and gastric ,sugar cane for porridge to fill the stomach .
Colds and abdominal pain ,ginger play to make porridge .Kidney Bugan another eyesight ,Chinese wolfberry with porridge hong .relationresult   ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  & nbsp ;;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;the old Chinese medicine doggerel, be suitable !  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;pear lungs and phlegm good ,diarrhea and nutritious apple .
Effective weight loss of cucumber ,inhibit cancer kiwi .Face of blood to help tomato ,lotus Chufan magic hangover .Orange Qi good phlegm ,kidney warm leek knee waist .Radish digestion thanflatulence ,celery can cure high blood pressure .
Cabbage diuretic row toxin ,cauliflower eat less cancer .Melon swelling has diuretic ,detoxification high efficacy of mung bean .Engage in casual fungus cancer blood stasis ,kidney edema yam consumption .
Kelp iodine powder deposition, mushrooms inhibit cancer cell .Peppery cold and dampness, onion spicy Jiang Tangzhi caught a cold .Fish Trotter up milk ,pork liver, Liver eyesight .Kidney strong waist eating walnuts ,invigorating kidney and invigorating the spleen to eat red dates .
Refractory hypertension :( 1)30 grams ofdried banana peel ,water decocted drink ,3 times a day ,a month to be effective .( 2)with Chinese herbs Apocynum ,boiling water to flush drinks ,daily 15 grams ,half effective .
( 3)Ginkgo biloba daily 15 grams ,red with boiling water to drink, half effective .Refractory hypotension :20 grams of licorice root,cassia twig ,cinnamon, each 40 grams ,the mix of drugs when brewing tea to take a week .
Treatment of lipid thickening :(1 )10 grams medlar,fleece-flower root ,cassia seed ,hawthorn 15 grams,20 grams ofSalvia miltiorrhiza ,decoct with water ,two times a day ,four treatment to cure, ( seven days for a course) .
( 2). The ginkgo leaf Gynostemma Hawthorn 15 grams each,tea drink .Even served four courses ( half for a course) face black star ( freckles ) :coriander (also known as coriander) ,decoction ,three times a day to wash ,a treatment to cure .
Treatment of foot sweat .Foot odor :white radish boiled water, washing the feet for 30 minutes every night ,even to wash half cure .Beriberi treatment :leek catty ,boiling water for ten minutes when ,once a day ,every 20 minutes ,three days of rooter .
Treat neurasthenic :floating wheat 50 grams,24 grams of20 grams ofhay ,jujube ,jujube 30 grams,mixed .Decoct with water ,once a day ,half cure .Vertical toothache :Liquor one or two 15 grams,rosin ,bubble 2 hours laterwith a cotton stick of wine on a toothache ,bite .
5 minutes not to ache ,insect fire Han Qi qing .Cure toothache: ant cellular .Brown sugar 1two,against the two bowls of water ,and the remaining half bowl for the patient to drink ,thirty years does not ache .
Treatment of stomatitis :watermelon dry skin and fried coke ,ice sheet ,a grind end ,with honey and apply to affected ,special effects .Orange :treatment with concentrated tea water ,add a little salt ,and then used to rinse ,three to five times a day ,three days to heal .
Cure pharyngitis :kelp washed, ironed out, two days later to eat pickled with sugar ,daily three ,every time 30 grams ,a pair of .Light ,two pay pay ,three roots ( a pound of kelp ,a pound of sugar ) .
Treatment of otitis media :leek root one or two pound, extrusion moisture ,add a little borneol ,otic, special effects .Treatment of tinnitus and deafness :a male chicken ,sweet four jins, cooked and eaten while hot ,eat five ,special effects .
Click on the picture turning cold :Parsley a ,you even 5root,ginger 10 ,water simmer in water, brown sugar one or two ,while the thermal dose ,two times a day ,one day heal .Treatment of migraine : raw radish juice amount of usage :supine injection ,nasal ,left pain note right ,right pain note left ,magic ,such as with Borneol more wonderful .
Headache :Angelica 4 grams,2 grams of borneol,asarum 2 grams,the inquiry into powder in tube placed powder burning, by nasal inhalation of smoke ( neural headache dizziness and headache ) treatment :Astragalus .
Tianma one or two ,stewed yellow hen just eat ,eat three only heal .Treatment of hemorrhoid :cells one or two ,half a catty of Sophora japonica .Boil water washing ,two times a day ,seven days to cure .
Treatment of pruritus vulvae anal itch :vinegar 500 grams ,5 grams of saltheated wash ,three times a day .Treatment of epistaxis :( 1)the left nasal bleeding from the right ear insufflation ,right nose bleeding from the left ear insufflation ,immediate hemostasis .
( 2)the hair burning ash into the nostril vertical thrust (male parent hair ,hair can be the eradication of female parent ) .Treatment of rhinitis :Siberian cocklebur fruit 30 grams,lightly pounded into small spoon ,add 50 grams oilfry ,the Siberian cocklebur fruit slag remove oil droplet ,nose ,3to 5 timesa day .
Treatment of glaucoma :sunflower disc ( seeded) 3,chopped Decoction for the other half half fumigation eye half cure .Eye tears. Keratitis :fish gall eyedrops ,three times a day ,half cure .
Quick beauty :three eggs, wine bubble ,seal 4 to 7 days,every day with egg white painted surface ,seven days of snow .Acne treatment :Dandelion 2two,boiled water to drink ,one day a paid ,half cure cure split hand and foot :gallnut amount grind end ,using bovine bone marrow or alum Shilin adjustable applicator slot, five day cure .
Treatment of Black :Angelica half a catty ,cooked a bowl of water ,the water used to clean the lesion , half effective treatment of periarthritis humeroscapularis one or two :ginger ,taro two two ,flay pound bag filled with mud ,affixed to the affected area ,two times a day ,four treatment to cure ( seven days for a course) .
Treatment of cholecystitis :corn needs 30 grams ,15 grams eachdandelion ,wormwood .Decoct with water ,three times a day ,a month to cure .Treatment of gastroenteritis :papaya 100 grams ,100 grams ofwater boiled lentils ,beans soup ,two times a day ,half root .
Treatment of gastroenteritis :papaya 100 grams ,100 grams ofwater boiled lentils ,beans soup ,two times a day ,half root .Treatment of rheumatoid arthritis :Pepper 2 twobubble liquor 2 jins,soak for seven days to wash the affected area ,three times a day ,half cure treat tracheitis :fried peach ,white pepper ,ethyl branches ,each 25 grams ,crushed into pieces ,egg white to reconcile, male left female right affixed to the soles of the feet ,to eat eggs .
One day ,seven day special .Treatment of gallstones: gizzard 10 grams,drying research ,white boiling water, three times a day ,a month to cure .Treatment of renal calculi .Urethral calculus: walnut ,sugar 20 grams each,sesame oil 50 grams ,temperature and boiling water, one daily dose ,a month to cure .
Bing :blood Lingzhi 25 g,Yan Hu et Rhizoma Cyperi bergamot ,each 20 grams ,15 grams ofspikenard ,decoct with water .One day an agent ,a cure .Cure the stomach is full :black and white ugly drying research ,white boiling water, 3 times a day,every time 10 grams ,seven day cure .
