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Lesson 1  a manon his  wife  after the bath  to  take a shower  in the bathroom  .Then  ,the doorbell rang  .The wife  quickly with a  towel  wrapped around himself  and rushed to the door  .When she opened the door  ,neighbor Bob  standing there  .<br>Before she spoke  ,Bob said  ,if you  put the  towel  off  ,I give you 800 dollars  .Thought for a moment  ,the  woman takes  bath towel  to stand naked in  front of Bob  .A few seconds later  ,Bob gave  her $800  and then left.<br>Women  wrapped  towels  back into the room  again  .When she entered the  room  ,her husband  asked her  ,who is it?    Neighbor  Bob  .She answered  .  Oh  ,said the man,  he has  no mention of  owe me  $800  ?The moral of the story:  time  to pull together in times of trouble  and  the  shareholders  share  important information  ,will  avoid unnecessary  exposure  .<br>Lesson second  a  salesman  ,a clerk  and  their manager are walking to  lunch  found  a  ancient  lamps  .They rub the  lamp,  a fairy  jumped out  .The genie said  :I can meet  you  one wish  .  I  first  !Me first  !The clerk  said  ,I want to go to Bahamian archipelago  ,driving a speedboat  ,retire  .<br>Evanescent  !She flies away  .It  my turn  .It  my turn  .The salesman said  ,I want to go to Hawaii  ,lying on the beach  ,there are  personal masseuse,  free flow  pina colada  ,there is  the love of life  .<br>Evanescent  !He  flies away  .  OK  ,you do it  .Demon  said to the manager  .The manager  replied:  I  want those two  goons  after lunch  right back  to work  !The moral of the story:  always let your boss speak first  .<br>Lesson third  an eagle  sitting on top of a tree  to rest  ,have nothing to do  .A small rabbit saw the eagle and  asked  ,can I also sit like you  nothing  ?Eagle  replied:  yes  ,why not  .So  ,the rabbit sat on the  ground following a break  eagle  .<br>Suddenly  ,a fox appeared  ,he threw himself into  the rabbit  who  ate it  .The moral of the story:  if you want to sit there  have nothing to do  ,you must sit very  ,very high position  .Lesson fourth  a bird  fly to the south for the winter  .<br>In the  cold  days  .It  froze  ,out  in  a field  .It was lying there  ,a cow  came  upon it  pulled a heap of  shit  .As the frozen bird lay  there in the pile  ,began to feel  warm  .Cow dung  does make  it warm  .<br>It lies  in the warm  dung  ,happy  ,and  began to sing  .A  passing  cat heard the  bird calls  come  and see  .Following the sound,  it is  found in  cow dung  of  birds  ,and quickly  put it out  .The moral of the story:  (  1)not  all that shit on you  is your enemy  .<br>(  2)and  not everyone who gets you  out of  shit  is  your friend  .(  3)when you  are  low  when,  had better  shut your mouth  1)learn to silence  sometimes  ,you are misunderstood,  you do not want to argue  ,so choose to be silent  .<br>The original is not all  people have to understand you  ,so you do not have to think  the world propaganda  .But sometimes  ,you are  unworthy of love  ,you sad to do not  want to argue  ,and only choose silence  .<br>The whole world can not understand you  ,but he should understand  ,if he can not even understand  ,what can say?  In life are often even  Schubert  speechless moment  ,after all,  not all  is  all  out clearly,  or even simply is not true  and non  .<br>So  ,do not want to speak  ,can not  say  ,say no good at the time  ,maybe silence is  the best explanation  .(  2)at least calm  in  your life fall into the trough,  beside you all to tell  you: to be strong  ,but also to be happy  .<br>Strong and it is absolutely necessary  ,but happiness?  In this case  ,I am afraid it is too  difficult for you  .After all  ,who can  fall  head broken and bleeding  at  the time also felt happy?  But at least be able to calm  .<br>Look at this matter calmly  ,quietly  put  the other things that deal  .Calm  ,no happiness  ,no  happy  .(  3)learn to  bend over  this is my windfall  and  others divergent views on the place  ,causing a very verbal conflict  ,so you  feel depressed  ,because you  think others are malicious  .<br>Stop  to heart  ,home to  clean the floor  .A rag,  bent down  ,knees  ,put in front of you  this  floor  on each corner of the  back and forth  wipe clean  .Then reflect upon  their own in that conflict  ,every word said  .<br>Now  ,you find yourself actually  have wrong place  ,is it right?  ?you will  be in a calm mood  ,is it right?  ?sometimes you must learn to bend over  ,because this action can make you humble  .While working the body  ,you also polished  his  mood  .<br>But  ,you  also  have a  smooth  floor  .This is your  second harvest  .(  4)don  think  if you  say  ,life is a  long  road,  there are infinitely many  fork  ,always  doing non-stop  selection  .If  you just choose to eat fried noodles  or  fried rice  ,effects appear to be modest  ,but  to choose what to read  department  ,do  work  ,marry or not  ,whether to  have children  ,every choice is a far-reaching effects  ,and different choices will  create  a completely different  life  .<br>You say  ,life can not bear  the  sentiment  ,is  a life without a  chance  .If I  do,  I would not  do  ...  This  is  upset  to oneself  ,or  no more to say  .A  fork in the road of choice  in fact no real good or bad  ,as long as life as their own  .<br>The one and only  creation  ,is  not frequently look back if we had  done a different choice  .(  5)work hard  regardless of success at least once beautiful  walking the forest  ,you see a vine  attached  trunks  ,soft and solid mutual interlacing,  you touched on  this scene of quiet beauty  .<br>Let happiness  belong to  stop  thereon  .You want to  .Do not know  what the future will see  some wind and rain  ?May be broken  ,the tree will fall  ,the shortage may be days  ,and the old  .You want to  .<br>Then  ,please stop time grid  at the moment  .Stop  that is  eternal  .Forever  in the United States if this static  moment  ,the future may  encounter  all sorts of disasters  ,then to obtain the comfort  and the compensation  .<br>(  6)simply  because  thinking  too much  ,so  you always have  your life complicated  .It is  to live in the present  ,you always  think constantly of  past  and  future  ,heavy-hearted  ;adhere to  carry  the past  ,present and future  of peer  ,your life  only a  sheet  do things sloppily  .<br>But simply  a  state of  grace  .Simply to  skin  feel  the change in the weather  ,simply to  enjoy after the rain the grass nasal  incense  ,simply to  control the  mountains  close  eyes  like a picture  .<br>Simply  live in the present  .Now  don  is not  true and false  .Since  there is no  ,you do not thoughtful  ;not true or false  ,do not have to  think constantly of  heavy-hearted  again  .Is  true or false  ,not  like  in a dream  .<br>?yes  ,just take your life  a dream and  execution  .(  7)occasional  cheesy    To eat more  healthy food  ,and occasionally you want to  eating one  duck tongue  and  crispy chicken  .Many of the  master    ,and occasionally you want to  aim at  in the face  and  endless tears  out a never-ending series  .<br>Listen to  classical music  ,and occasionally you want to  sing the  love  he  hated  him  for one hundred years and  ten thousand years of pop music  .You know health food on the  digestion  of meaningful  ,the master  temperament  sense,  classical music  in enhancing spirituality meaningful  ,but  occasionally  ,you don  let myself  live at all times so interested  .<br>Life without tying themselves  so tightly  .The occasional small indulgence  ,is a moral  .Aura may be close to full adults  ,but occasionally  vulgar will be more  amiable and easy of approach  .(  8)emotions  don  ~  you today  ,is  not happy  because of  you  ,know who is falling in love with  you  .<br>You  don  quarrel,  so you leave;  but you just leave it  ,but did not leave  the situation was the person hurt  ,so  the more you  want  more  angry  .The more  ,the more you have  the strength to  ignore  other things  ,many  more of the  intention to do  to  want to handle  events  ,in your  sky  diffuse  to  be confused in mind  ,overlooked  neglected  by omission  .<br>Because  ,you just  undivided attention  to  angry  .In the emotional an issue  ,this is a waste of their own  ,but also bad waste  .After all  ,anger is also takes effort  ,and certainly debilitating anger  .<br>Therefore  ,smart as you  ,don  emotions control you  ,when you angry again  before,  just  gently remind yourself  :don  .(  9)seize the best opportunity never  miss  you once bought a very  likes  wearing the clothes they want  ,solemnly enshrined in the closet  ;long after,  when you see it  ,but found that it  has gone out of date  .<br>So  ,you  missed it this way  .Once you have bought  a nice cake  but want to eat  ,solemnly enshrined in the refrigerator  ;long after,  when you see it  ,but found it had expired  .So  ,you  missed it this way  .<br>Not  in the most  loving  clothes when the upper body  ,no  time to taste the most delicious  cake  ,just like  no  want most to do,  when to do what  ,are regrettable  .Life has  expired,  want to do  this  before it is too late  to do  .<br>If you just put your wish  solemnly enshrined in the heart  ,but not to implement  ,then the only  outcome  ,is that it missed  ,as in  that  of outdated clothes  ,as that piece of cake expired  .(  10)occasionally  out of  orbit  about a time when you  take the train  to  go  halfway  to A  ,but suddenly  a casual  in  B underground  vehicle  .<br>Perhaps  the unique geographic name has attracted you  ,maybe  is a  casual glance  scenery  touched  you  ,anyway  ,you  changed the  originally  scheduled itinerary  ,and then  experienced  a surprise  trip  accident  .<br>A  is  your original  goal  ,B  let  you experience a  small adventure  .Remember  ,you said  ,it was a  derailment your experience unforgettable  .Life of many  time  not  too  ?Intentnesses  rushed to the  sole purpose  is to fulfill the original  ,but  the trip only;  leave the default path  ,you  have a chance to discover other scenery  .<br>(  11)quietly  quietly  return to calm  .There was a period of time  ,you down  ,don  open the curtains  ,looked out of the window  .So you  also  forget to  have a look  ,pot on the windowsill every day  to drink  Margaret  .<br>So  I do not know how long after  ,finally one day  ,you spent a low mood  ,but also think of your  Margaret  .Oh  ,poor flowers  ,she  ?Trembling with fear  ,you  open the curtain,  but see  her  windward  ostentatious,  flower  color  pattern  .<br>The original  in the past  days  ,if you  forget  to feed her  to drink water  ,God  did not  forget  to  visit  her.  .Many things quietly  in  your line of sight,  and  quietly arranged their own  .Born in  all things  ,all things  all  day to raise  ,do not  worry about  .<br>
 
Lesson 1  a manon his  wife  after the bath  to  take a shower  in the bathroom  .Then  ,the doorbell rang  .The wife  quickly with a  towel  wrapped around himself  and rushed to the door  .When she opened the door  ,neighbor Bob  standing there  .<br>Before she spoke  ,Bob said  ,if you  put the  towel  off  ,I give you 800 dollars  .Thought for a moment  ,the  woman takes  bath towel  to stand naked in  front of Bob  .A few seconds later  ,Bob gave  her $800  and then left.<br>Women  wrapped  towels  back into the room  again  .When she entered the  room  ,her husband  asked her  ,who is it?    Neighbor  Bob  .She answered  .  Oh  ,said the man,  he has  no mention of  owe me  $800  ?The moral of the story:  time  to pull together in times of trouble  and  the  shareholders  share  important information  ,will  avoid unnecessary  exposure  .<br>Lesson second  a  salesman  ,a clerk  and  their manager are walking to  lunch  found  a  ancient  lamps  .They rub the  lamp,  a fairy  jumped out  .The genie said  :I can meet  you  one wish  .  I  first  !Me first  !The clerk  said  ,I want to go to Bahamian archipelago  ,driving a speedboat  ,retire  .<br>Evanescent  !She flies away  .It  my turn  .It  my turn  .The salesman said  ,I want to go to Hawaii  ,lying on the beach  ,there are  personal masseuse,  free flow  pina colada  ,there is  the love of life  .<br>Evanescent  !He  flies away  .  OK  ,you do it  .Demon  said to the manager  .The manager  replied:  I  want those two  goons  after lunch  right back  to work  !The moral of the story:  always let your boss speak first  .<br>Lesson third  an eagle  sitting on top of a tree  to rest  ,have nothing to do  .A small rabbit saw the eagle and  asked  ,can I also sit like you  nothing  ?Eagle  replied:  yes  ,why not  .So  ,the rabbit sat on the  ground following a break  eagle  .<br>Suddenly  ,a fox appeared  ,he threw himself into  the rabbit  who  ate it  .The moral of the story:  if you want to sit there  have nothing to do  ,you must sit very  ,very high position  .Lesson fourth  a bird  fly to the south for the winter  .<br>In the  cold  days  .It  froze  ,out  in  a field  .It was lying there  ,a cow  came  upon it  pulled a heap of  shit  .As the frozen bird lay  there in the pile  ,began to feel  warm  .Cow dung  does make  it warm  .<br>It lies  in the warm  dung  ,happy  ,and  began to sing  .A  passing  cat heard the  bird calls  come  and see  .Following the sound,  it is  found in  cow dung  of  birds  ,and quickly  put it out  .The moral of the story:  (  1)not  all that shit on you  is your enemy  .<br>(  2)and  not everyone who gets you  out of  shit  is  your friend  .(  3)when you  are  low  when,  had better  shut your mouth  1)learn to silence  sometimes  ,you are misunderstood,  you do not want to argue  ,so choose to be silent  .<br>The original is not all  people have to understand you  ,so you do not have to think  the world propaganda  .But sometimes  ,you are  unworthy of love  ,you sad to do not  want to argue  ,and only choose silence  .<br>The whole world can not understand you  ,but he should understand  ,if he can not even understand  ,what can say?  In life are often even  Schubert  speechless moment  ,after all,  not all  is  all  out clearly,  or even simply is not true  and non  .<br>So  ,do not want to speak  ,can not  say  ,say no good at the time  ,maybe silence is  the best explanation  .(  2)at least calm  in  your life fall into the trough,  beside you all to tell  you: to be strong  ,but also to be happy  .<br>Strong and it is absolutely necessary  ,but happiness?  In this case  ,I am afraid it is too  difficult for you  .After all  ,who can  fall  head broken and bleeding  at  the time also felt happy?  But at least be able to calm  .<br>Look at this matter calmly  ,quietly  put  the other things that deal  .Calm  ,no happiness  ,no  happy  .(  3)learn to  bend over  this is my windfall  and  others divergent views on the place  ,causing a very verbal conflict  ,so you  feel depressed  ,because you  think others are malicious  .<br>Stop  to heart  ,home to  clean the floor  .A rag,  bent down  ,knees  ,put in front of you  this  floor  on each corner of the  back and forth  wipe clean  .Then reflect upon  their own in that conflict  ,every word said  .<br>Now  ,you find yourself actually  have wrong place  ,is it right?  ?you will  be in a calm mood  ,is it right?  ?sometimes you must learn to bend over  ,because this action can make you humble  .While working the body  ,you also polished  his  mood  .<br>But  ,you  also  have a  smooth  floor  .This is your  second harvest  .(  4)don  think  if you  say  ,life is a  long  road,  there are infinitely many  fork  ,always  doing non-stop  selection  .If  you just choose to eat fried noodles  or  fried rice  ,effects appear to be modest  ,but  to choose what to read  department  ,do  work  ,marry or not  ,whether to  have children  ,every choice is a far-reaching effects  ,and different choices will  create  a completely different  life  .<br>You say  ,life can not bear  the  sentiment  ,is  a life without a  chance  .If I  do,  I would not  do  ...  This  is  upset  to oneself  ,or  no more to say  .A  fork in the road of choice  in fact no real good or bad  ,as long as life as their own  .<br>The one and only  creation  ,is  not frequently look back if we had  done a different choice  .(  5)work hard  regardless of success at least once beautiful  walking the forest  ,you see a vine  attached  trunks  ,soft and solid mutual interlacing,  you touched on  this scene of quiet beauty  .<br>Let happiness  belong to  stop  thereon  .You want to  .Do not know  what the future will see  some wind and rain  ?May be broken  ,the tree will fall  ,the shortage may be days  ,and the old  .You want to  .<br>Then  ,please stop time grid  at the moment  .Stop  that is  eternal  .Forever  in the United States if this static  moment  ,the future may  encounter  all sorts of disasters  ,then to obtain the comfort  and the compensation  .<br>(  6)simply  because  thinking  too much  ,so  you always have  your life complicated  .It is  to live in the present  ,you always  think constantly of  past  and  future  ,heavy-hearted  ;adhere to  carry  the past  ,present and future  of peer  ,your life  only a  sheet  do things sloppily  .<br>But simply  a  state of  grace  .Simply to  skin  feel  the change in the weather  ,simply to  enjoy after the rain the grass nasal  incense  ,simply to  control the  mountains  close  eyes  like a picture  .<br>Simply  live in the present  .Now  don  is not  true and false  .Since  there is no  ,you do not thoughtful  ;not true or false  ,do not have to  think constantly of  heavy-hearted  again  .Is  true or false  ,not  like  in a dream  .<br>?yes  ,just take your life  a dream and  execution  .(  7)occasional  cheesy    To eat more  healthy food  ,and occasionally you want to  eating one  duck tongue  and  crispy chicken  .Many of the  master    ,and occasionally you want to  aim at  in the face  and  endless tears  out a never-ending series  .<br>Listen to  classical music  ,and occasionally you want to  sing the  love  he  hated  him  for one hundred years and  ten thousand years of pop music  .You know health food on the  digestion  of meaningful  ,the master  temperament  sense,  classical music  in enhancing spirituality meaningful  ,but  occasionally  ,you don  let myself  live at all times so interested  .<br>Life without tying themselves  so tightly  .The occasional small indulgence  ,is a moral  .Aura may be close to full adults  ,but occasionally  vulgar will be more  amiable and easy of approach  .(  8)emotions  don  ~  you today  ,is  not happy  because of  you  ,know who is falling in love with  you  .<br>You  don  quarrel,  so you leave;  but you just leave it  ,but did not leave  the situation was the person hurt  ,so  the more you  want  more  angry  .The more  ,the more you have  the strength to  ignore  other things  ,many  more of the  intention to do  to  want to handle  events  ,in your  sky  diffuse  to  be confused in mind  ,overlooked  neglected  by omission  .<br>Because  ,you just  undivided attention  to  angry  .In the emotional an issue  ,this is a waste of their own  ,but also bad waste  .After all  ,anger is also takes effort  ,and certainly debilitating anger  .<br>Therefore  ,smart as you  ,don  emotions control you  ,when you angry again  before,  just  gently remind yourself  :don  .(  9)seize the best opportunity never  miss  you once bought a very  likes  wearing the clothes they want  ,solemnly enshrined in the closet  ;long after,  when you see it  ,but found that it  has gone out of date  .<br>So  ,you  missed it this way  .Once you have bought  a nice cake  but want to eat  ,solemnly enshrined in the refrigerator  ;long after,  when you see it  ,but found it had expired  .So  ,you  missed it this way  .<br>Not  in the most  loving  clothes when the upper body  ,no  time to taste the most delicious  cake  ,just like  no  want most to do,  when to do what  ,are regrettable  .Life has  expired,  want to do  this  before it is too late  to do  .<br>If you just put your wish  solemnly enshrined in the heart  ,but not to implement  ,then the only  outcome  ,is that it missed  ,as in  that  of outdated clothes  ,as that piece of cake expired  .(  10)occasionally  out of  orbit  about a time when you  take the train  to  go  halfway  to A  ,but suddenly  a casual  in  B underground  vehicle  .<br>Perhaps  the unique geographic name has attracted you  ,maybe  is a  casual glance  scenery  touched  you  ,anyway  ,you  changed the  originally  scheduled itinerary  ,and then  experienced  a surprise  trip  accident  .<br>A  is  your original  goal  ,B  let  you experience a  small adventure  .Remember  ,you said  ,it was a  derailment your experience unforgettable  .Life of many  time  not  too  ?Intentnesses  rushed to the  sole purpose  is to fulfill the original  ,but  the trip only;  leave the default path  ,you  have a chance to discover other scenery  .<br>(  11)quietly  quietly  return to calm  .There was a period of time  ,you down  ,don  open the curtains  ,looked out of the window  .So you  also  forget to  have a look  ,pot on the windowsill every day  to drink  Margaret  .<br>So  I do not know how long after  ,finally one day  ,you spent a low mood  ,but also think of your  Margaret  .Oh  ,poor flowers  ,she  ?Trembling with fear  ,you  open the curtain,  but see  her  windward  ostentatious,  flower  color  pattern  .<br>The original  in the past  days  ,if you  forget  to feed her  to drink water  ,God  did not  forget  to  visit  her.  .Many things quietly  in  your line of sight,  and  quietly arranged their own  .Born in  all things  ,all things  all  day to raise  ,do not  worry about  .<br>
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Registered    login    share jokes    collect this station    mobile phone  see joke  wap.jokeji first  page  the latest  joke joke  classification  top ranking  photo channel  QQ  funny  odd photos  wonderful topics  jokes  billboard  2936 Ji Qidijoke -  home  -&gt  -&gt  ;terror  ;ultra  short ghost story  frightened  people  browse quantity  :6048 fonts:          -  reading skills  :← bonda  bond  ,and  a  ,Ctrl+D  .<br>1there was a manin the middle of the night  to exercise  in the car  ,he  met a  little girl  ,asked her why she didn  come home,  her  father and mother are dead  ,no  home  .The man  called  she turned to her  ,the girl  turned  ,but  he saw  or  a ponytail  .<br>..  ...  2  one day,a woman  alone  at home,  home,  home  only she  and her son  ,the son has been  to see her  ,she said  :&quot  ;what are you looking at  ?The son replied  :you look  behind a  stream  full blood  .<br>3good friendsto  have two good friends  ,which  Wang  missing friend  ,also  left  a  small  friends  in life  !One night  Jane  friends in  hazy sleep,  suddenly  dreamt  Wang  friends  smiled and said to him  :&quot  a good friend  of.<br>&quot  ;back to back  ;then  he was  awakened  ,later found  his bed  with  a pool of water,  he took  a mop  to  mop  ,a  water  immediately  into  the blood  ,he is very strange,  but still did not  put in the  heart  !The very next day  night he  had  had the same dream  ,later  the same  be frightened to wake  to find underground  ,still  have  a pool of water,  he  will immediately  inform the police  ,the police  investigation found  around  his bed  has a  body  and  his back to the  nail in  the  bed  below !  4who do you believe?One mountain climbing club  ,including a feeling good  the  couple together  .<br>&nbsp  ;&nbsp  ;when they  prepared to attack the mountain peaks  ,the weather suddenly turns bad  ,but they  still wanted to climb up it.  The girl was left behind  at  the camp  ,but after  three days  they didn  That girl  is worried  ,wondering if it was  because the weather  of the original  Because of it  .<br>Wait and wait  ,on the seventh day  ,and finally we came back  ,but only her boyfriend did not  come back.  We told her  ,in  attack - the first day  ,her  boyfriend on the unfortunate death  !They rush in the first seven back  ,I thought he might  come back to find her  .<br>Then the  house  surrounded by a  lap  ,put her  in the middle,  to  nearly  twelve points,  her boyfriend appeared out of the blue  body is  blood  grabbed her  and ran out  .His girlfriend  scared  hollers  ,struggles  ,and her  boyfriend told her  .<br>..  In  attack - the first day  on  the mountain!  All the people are  dead  but  he is still alive  ...  You  believe?  5how do so many people?One day  ,one  at work Huiqishe friends  ,in the elevator on the first floor  .<br>He  should be on the six  floor  ,fortunately  ,the elevator suddenly came  ...  He has gone  go in  ,no one was there  ,he entered  the elevator will be  shut  .L  ..  L  ...  Ah...  Ah  ...  ..  To the four  floor,  the elevator  suddenly opened.<br>  Two people outside are constantly  ,meaning to come  ,do not know why  look  and  not  in  elevator  door  .Closed,  in the elevator door to close the  time  ,My friend  clearly heard them say  :&quot  ;how so many people ah  !6 nobodyand  I grabbed  a  guys  to  go home by bus  ,but  because he had  to stop  when  too late  ,he is not sure  what is the  car.<br>..  And  don  because he  home is far away  very remote  ,so we had to  wait for  the last bus  .There  ...  Waiting  ...  He  is  think  there should be no  car when  ,suddenly  there is a distance to see  the emergence of a bus  .<br>..  He is very happy  to Lanju  .A  car  he found  the last  very strange  ,supposedly  the last bus  should  not much,  because  the remote route  ,but  the car  was filled with  ...  Only one vacancy,  and the car quietly  none  .<br>..  .he felt a little strange  ,but  still  the only space to sit down  ,the  space next to a woman  sitting  there,  waiting for him  sit down  ,the  woman whispered to him  :&quot  ;you should not  take this bus  ,&quot  ;he felt very strange  ,the woman  said  :&quot  ;the bus  ,not  to the living  sitting  .<br>..  &quot  ;&quot  ;you get on a car  ,they  (  than  the people on the train  )  will be  catch  you  when  Patsy  .&quot  ;he is afraid,  can be  It is  also  difficult to know what to do  ,the  woman  said to him  :&quot  ;never mind  ,I can  help you out  .<br>&quot  ;so she  dragged him  opened the window and jumped out  ,when they  jump when  he heard  the car  ,&quot  ;&quot  ;the  people  shouted  &quot  to let him  run  ;&quot  ;voice...  Etc...  when  he found that  his firm  ,they  stand on a  bleak hillside  ,he  breathed a sigh of relief  ,said thanks to the girl  .<br>The girl  looked  strange smile  :&quot  ;&quot  ;now  ,nobody told me  robbed  ...  7.&quot  ;a couple usually always quarrel  ,a  two 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See this diary, please think, your girlfriend is really itIf

After the boys can have several is really love his girlfriend, only boast without shame and said to her "I love you" , "I want you", "I will protect you, love you for all my life" , really very hypocritical!In the end what are these words?Those of you with a glib tongue guy cheat the schoolgirl of confused and disoriented, those originally simple, kind-hearted girl become a critical , trample on the feelings of others, this is your broken heart!In your eyes so slutty , but this is who caused it?In this game the girls never than boys in deep love, lost boys will understand that love will be more pain, but have you thought about you when you broke up with her in the pain is far more than you.
Even though she tries to forget but in her heart is always can't let go.Girls to you like a baby is that she rely on you, girls see you and the other girls jealous is because she cares about you laughing, girls and you broke it is that she loves you love deeply, if you don't want her, want to retain you.
But you know what?Sometimes girls are very love mischief , always love to break up hanging mouth, that is because she loves you , too care about you too, want to know whether you care about her, perhaps their approach is very childish, but naive hidden behind their inner fear, fear of losing you.
..You may only play it for her, but she is right for you is to pay the true feelings...Don't love and don't love, simply point, so that they may not be so deep wound!                see not not happy during a lifetime.

A 390000 yuan worth of lessons, to read it, you must be harv

Lesson 1 a manon his wife after the bath to take a shower in the bathroom .Then ,the doorbell rang .The wife quickly with a towel wrapped around himself and rushed to the door .When she opened the door ,neighbor Bob standing there .
Before she spoke ,Bob said ,if you put the towel off ,I give you 800 dollars .Thought for a moment ,the woman takes bath towel to stand naked in front of Bob .A few seconds later ,Bob gave her $800 and then left.
Women wrapped towels back into the room again .When she entered the room ,her husband asked her ,who is it? Neighbor Bob .She answered . Oh ,said the man, he has no mention of owe me $800 ?The moral of the story: time to pull together in times of trouble and the shareholders share important information ,will avoid unnecessary exposure .
Lesson second a salesman ,a clerk and their manager are walking to lunch found a ancient lamps .They rub the lamp, a fairy jumped out .The genie said :I can meet you one wish . I first !Me first !The clerk said ,I want to go to Bahamian archipelago ,driving a speedboat ,retire .
Evanescent !She flies away .It my turn .It my turn .The salesman said ,I want to go to Hawaii ,lying on the beach ,there are personal masseuse, free flow pina colada ,there is the love of life .
Evanescent !He flies away . OK ,you do it .Demon said to the manager .The manager replied: I want those two goons after lunch right back to work !The moral of the story: always let your boss speak first .
Lesson third an eagle sitting on top of a tree to rest ,have nothing to do .A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked ,can I also sit like you nothing ?Eagle replied: yes ,why not .So ,the rabbit sat on the ground following a break eagle .
Suddenly ,a fox appeared ,he threw himself into the rabbit who ate it .The moral of the story: if you want to sit there have nothing to do ,you must sit very ,very high position .Lesson fourth a bird fly to the south for the winter .
In the cold days .It froze ,out in a field .It was lying there ,a cow came upon it pulled a heap of shit .As the frozen bird lay there in the pile ,began to feel warm .Cow dung does make it warm .
It lies in the warm dung ,happy ,and began to sing .A passing cat heard the bird calls come and see .Following the sound, it is found in cow dung of birds ,and quickly put it out .The moral of the story: ( 1)not all that shit on you is your enemy .
( 2)and not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend .( 3)when you are low when, had better shut your mouth 1)learn to silence sometimes ,you are misunderstood, you do not want to argue ,so choose to be silent .
The original is not all people have to understand you ,so you do not have to think the world propaganda .But sometimes ,you are unworthy of love ,you sad to do not want to argue ,and only choose silence .
The whole world can not understand you ,but he should understand ,if he can not even understand ,what can say? In life are often even Schubert speechless moment ,after all, not all is all out clearly, or even simply is not true and non .
So ,do not want to speak ,can not say ,say no good at the time ,maybe silence is the best explanation .( 2)at least calm in your life fall into the trough, beside you all to tell you: to be strong ,but also to be happy .
Strong and it is absolutely necessary ,but happiness? In this case ,I am afraid it is too difficult for you .After all ,who can fall head broken and bleeding at the time also felt happy? But at least be able to calm .
Look at this matter calmly ,quietly put the other things that deal .Calm ,no happiness ,no happy .( 3)learn to bend over this is my windfall and others divergent views on the place ,causing a very verbal conflict ,so you feel depressed ,because you think others are malicious .
Stop to heart ,home to clean the floor .A rag, bent down ,knees ,put in front of you this floor on each corner of the back and forth wipe clean .Then reflect upon their own in that conflict ,every word said .
Now ,you find yourself actually have wrong place ,is it right? ?you will be in a calm mood ,is it right? ?sometimes you must learn to bend over ,because this action can make you humble .While working the body ,you also polished his mood .
But ,you also have a smooth floor .This is your second harvest .( 4)don think if you say ,life is a long road, there are infinitely many fork ,always doing non-stop selection .If you just choose to eat fried noodles or fried rice ,effects appear to be modest ,but to choose what to read department ,do work ,marry or not ,whether to have children ,every choice is a far-reaching effects ,and different choices will create a completely different life .
You say ,life can not bear the sentiment ,is a life without a chance .If I do, I would not do ... This is upset to oneself ,or no more to say .A fork in the road of choice in fact no real good or bad ,as long as life as their own .
The one and only creation ,is not frequently look back if we had done a different choice .( 5)work hard regardless of success at least once beautiful walking the forest ,you see a vine attached trunks ,soft and solid mutual interlacing, you touched on this scene of quiet beauty .
Let happiness belong to stop thereon .You want to .Do not know what the future will see some wind and rain ?May be broken ,the tree will fall ,the shortage may be days ,and the old .You want to .
Then ,please stop time grid at the moment .Stop that is eternal .Forever in the United States if this static moment ,the future may encounter all sorts of disasters ,then to obtain the comfort and the compensation .
( 6)simply because thinking too much ,so you always have your life complicated .It is to live in the present ,you always think constantly of past and future ,heavy-hearted ;adhere to carry the past ,present and future of peer ,your life only a sheet do things sloppily .
But simply a state of grace .Simply to skin feel the change in the weather ,simply to enjoy after the rain the grass nasal incense ,simply to control the mountains close eyes like a picture .
Simply live in the present .Now don is not true and false .Since there is no ,you do not thoughtful ;not true or false ,do not have to think constantly of heavy-hearted again .Is true or false ,not like in a dream .
?yes ,just take your life a dream and execution .( 7)occasional cheesy To eat more healthy food ,and occasionally you want to eating one duck tongue and crispy chicken .Many of the master ,and occasionally you want to aim at in the face and endless tears out a never-ending series .
Listen to classical music ,and occasionally you want to sing the love he hated him for one hundred years and ten thousand years of pop music .You know health food on the digestion of meaningful ,the master temperament sense, classical music in enhancing spirituality meaningful ,but occasionally ,you don let myself live at all times so interested .
Life without tying themselves so tightly .The occasional small indulgence ,is a moral .Aura may be close to full adults ,but occasionally vulgar will be more amiable and easy of approach .( 8)emotions don ~ you today ,is not happy because of you ,know who is falling in love with you .
You don quarrel, so you leave; but you just leave it ,but did not leave the situation was the person hurt ,so the more you want more angry .The more ,the more you have the strength to ignore other things ,many more of the intention to do to want to handle events ,in your sky diffuse to be confused in mind ,overlooked neglected by omission .
Because ,you just undivided attention to angry .In the emotional an issue ,this is a waste of their own ,but also bad waste .After all ,anger is also takes effort ,and certainly debilitating anger .
Therefore ,smart as you ,don emotions control you ,when you angry again before, just gently remind yourself :don .( 9)seize the best opportunity never miss you once bought a very likes wearing the clothes they want ,solemnly enshrined in the closet ;long after, when you see it ,but found that it has gone out of date .
So ,you missed it this way .Once you have bought a nice cake but want to eat ,solemnly enshrined in the refrigerator ;long after, when you see it ,but found it had expired .So ,you missed it this way .
Not in the most loving clothes when the upper body ,no time to taste the most delicious cake ,just like no want most to do, when to do what ,are regrettable .Life has expired, want to do this before it is too late to do .
If you just put your wish solemnly enshrined in the heart ,but not to implement ,then the only outcome ,is that it missed ,as in that of outdated clothes ,as that piece of cake expired .( 10)occasionally out of orbit about a time when you take the train to go halfway to A ,but suddenly a casual in B underground vehicle .
Perhaps the unique geographic name has attracted you ,maybe is a casual glance scenery touched you ,anyway ,you changed the originally scheduled itinerary ,and then experienced a surprise trip accident .
A is your original goal ,B let you experience a small adventure .Remember ,you said ,it was a derailment your experience unforgettable .Life of many time not too ?Intentnesses rushed to the sole purpose is to fulfill the original ,but the trip only; leave the default path ,you have a chance to discover other scenery .
( 11)quietly quietly return to calm .There was a period of time ,you down ,don open the curtains ,looked out of the window .So you also forget to have a look ,pot on the windowsill every day to drink Margaret .
So I do not know how long after ,finally one day ,you spent a low mood ,but also think of your Margaret .Oh ,poor flowers ,she ?Trembling with fear ,you open the curtain, but see her windward ostentatious, flower color pattern .
The original in the past days ,if you forget to feed her to drink water ,God did not forget to visit her. .Many things quietly in your line of sight, and quietly arranged their own .Born in all things ,all things all day to raise ,do not worry about .

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1there was a manin the middle of the night to exercise in the car ,he met a little girl ,asked her why she didn come home, her father and mother are dead ,no home .The man called she turned to her ,the girl turned ,but he saw or a ponytail .
.. ... 2 one day,a woman alone at home, home, home only she and her son ,the son has been to see her ,she said :&quot ;what are you looking at ?The son replied :you look behind a stream full blood .
3good friendsto have two good friends ,which Wang missing friend ,also left a small friends in life !One night Jane friends in hazy sleep, suddenly dreamt Wang friends smiled and said to him :&quot a good friend of.
&quot ;back to back ;then he was awakened ,later found his bed with a pool of water, he took a mop to mop ,a water immediately into the blood ,he is very strange, but still did not put in the heart !The very next day night he had had the same dream ,later the same be frightened to wake to find underground ,still have a pool of water, he will immediately inform the police ,the police investigation found around his bed has a body and his back to the nail in the bed below ! 4who do you believe?One mountain climbing club ,including a feeling good the couple together .
&nbsp ;&nbsp ;when they prepared to attack the mountain peaks ,the weather suddenly turns bad ,but they still wanted to climb up it. The girl was left behind at the camp ,but after three days they didn That girl is worried ,wondering if it was because the weather of the original Because of it .
Wait and wait ,on the seventh day ,and finally we came back ,but only her boyfriend did not come back. We told her ,in attack - the first day ,her boyfriend on the unfortunate death !They rush in the first seven back ,I thought he might come back to find her .
Then the house surrounded by a lap ,put her in the middle, to nearly twelve points, her boyfriend appeared out of the blue body is blood grabbed her and ran out .His girlfriend scared hollers ,struggles ,and her boyfriend told her .
.. In attack - the first day on the mountain! All the people are dead but he is still alive ... You believe? 5how do so many people?One day ,one at work Huiqishe friends ,in the elevator on the first floor .
He should be on the six floor ,fortunately ,the elevator suddenly came ... He has gone go in ,no one was there ,he entered the elevator will be shut .L .. L ... Ah... Ah ... .. To the four floor, the elevator suddenly opened.
Two people outside are constantly ,meaning to come ,do not know why look and not in elevator door .Closed, in the elevator door to close the time ,My friend clearly heard them say :&quot ;how so many people ah !6 nobodyand I grabbed a guys to go home by bus ,but because he had to stop when too late ,he is not sure what is the car.
.. And don because he home is far away very remote ,so we had to wait for the last bus .There ... Waiting ... He is think there should be no car when ,suddenly there is a distance to see the emergence of a bus .
.. He is very happy to Lanju .A car he found the last very strange ,supposedly the last bus should not much, because the remote route ,but the car was filled with ... Only one vacancy, and the car quietly none .
.. .he felt a little strange ,but still the only space to sit down ,the space next to a woman sitting there, waiting for him sit down ,the woman whispered to him :&quot ;you should not take this bus ,&quot ;he felt very strange ,the woman said :&quot ;the bus ,not to the living sitting .
.. &quot ;&quot ;you get on a car ,they ( than the people on the train ) will be catch you when Patsy .&quot ;he is afraid, can be It is also difficult to know what to do ,the woman said to him :&quot ;never mind ,I can help you out .
&quot ;so she dragged him opened the window and jumped out ,when they jump when he heard the car ,&quot ;&quot ;the people shouted &quot to let him run ;&quot ;voice... Etc... when he found that his firm ,they stand on a bleak hillside ,he breathed a sigh of relief ,said thanks to the girl .
The girl looked strange smile :&quot ;&quot ;now ,nobody told me robbed ... 7.&quot ;a couple usually always quarrel ,a two quarreled with ,her husband killed his wife in a huff ,and then her body buried in the backyard garden.
After a few days, the men find it very strange ,why these days children did not see her mother didn ?So one day he asked the boy ,&quot ;this several day oh mother wasn ,how do you not worry ?&quot ;&quot ;the child replied :I feel weird ah ,why do you these days my father has been carrying a mother ?&quot ;Ctrl+D ~&nbsp &nbsp the joke ;; comment accesszhp grade :comedian points: 5 777 votes: 5ha,this joke to your QQ ,MSN friends, a smile !A man :funny joke :call me sister I !Next: humor small joke make you happy ~ related jokes ghost inside the basic law funny ghost story dedication several ghost stories ,timid .
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