User:Ntghanipoo

Representatives of fruit

→ I love you !

representative of banana → I want you!

→ mean I love you orange!

orange → You hurt my behalf !

peaches → chase you on my behalf!

representative of plum → I hate you!

behalf of Persimmon → I beg you!

representative of litchi → I'm afraid of you!

longan → behalf of my anger on you ! → I step on you on behalf of watermelon!

representative of coconut → I'm sick of you! pears →

you represent me mad!

grapes → tease you on my behalf!

lemon → behalf of my anger on you !

→ behalf of my smelly durian you! Pomegranate →

on behalf of my shock you!

Pothos → I'm afraid your behalf!

pineapple → you on behalf of my tin! I kiss you on behalf of honeydew melon →!

carambola → represent me to marry you!

Qingzao → dumped you on my behalf!

I kiss you on behalf of mango →!

Apple representatives

1000 Riddles, hilarious!

1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
Answer: 1 billion. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not \?
Answer: An Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[B] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) debate
13 questions: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
22 meter race, the chicken run faster than the geese So why the post to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 a Columbus After the foot onto the New World, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 \, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (? donkey)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will \Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar

Wang while brushing teeth, while leisurely whistling, how could he do?
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, two meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named \
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What film
can enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is powerful targeting
black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs , white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz
date of manufacture and expiry date on the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all?)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idiom)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, waves poured over his dad? shot, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him one yuan
Which figure is the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
? A tail end of the bear is bear? A penis What is the bear bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
hundred meters, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid suffering from myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes?
something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
than the tree frog jump high Why?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the \
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty
\
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is why the loss of the
swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and from? do not help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going? It?
Answer: Because Going? fist fight in the Miss City face
? and eat to how to be both?
answer: keep only catch? bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if nearby? there are other people how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first to undress? is pants?
answer: better
first close friends and the elderly to the hospital to do Mui check? If a doctor told him to look open minded, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
answer: Buy? eggs
What is the main component of contraceptives?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going a miss? not write, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class?, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find the self-defense weapon? how to do?
Answer: ice sword
cow pee? Apple hit under the apple tree, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit??
Answer: Because every year fired?? ...
turtle why suddenly \
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: that quietly?
why the two handsome looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety ���� ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more do they? What relationship. What is the matter?
Answer: fart
Why do they need? skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why? things?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump.
? days of gun shot Why do not the stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
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Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service? appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers, \
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg < br> What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
the first thing the driver into the car what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge , fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year on the same day? marriage
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
\. but it is not lit,? what east it?
answer: broken lamp
a rope tie him by 10 meters of the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away? < br> Answer: do not eat
1 Tiger ... Who is the king of the beasts? �� Zoo what
2 will appear after death? �� movies what people
3 can not wear a hat? �� nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? �� testament
5 elephants left ear like what? �� What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? �� tears < br> 7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? �� hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, is why? �� If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice , why dead geese and chickens did not die? �� goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? �� CD
11 people what is the secret of longevity? �� Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? �� temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? �� plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? �� Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? �� Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? �� vanish
17, when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ��
18 in the toilet the smallest island of the world what is? ��
19 refuges on the road when the planet exploded, where the most secure? �� hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard their wives came, all the run, but only one person did not run, why? �� fainting dead passed < br> 21 What is the middle of the Pacific? �� What is the word square word
22 common worldwide? �� Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, an adult is not child's father, may I ask why? �� Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only bought three? �� grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? �� Hammer certainly not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim , but he passed, and why? �� fainted
27 World boxing champion knocked down very easily what? �� sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? �� before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do The most losses? �� long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? �� onto the other foot
31 \br> 32 for heart failure surgery, the doctor asked the patient what is about to expire last words to explain what do you think he would say? �� In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? �� toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? �� 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? �� swear when
36 has a newly born baby, has two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, this could do? �� possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone What is the first thing to do? ��
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is for Han? �� Veterinary Hospital
39 this winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? �� Remove the ice of the two hungry cats
40 a side from a fat rat through, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? �� blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the northwest to southeast flight? �� northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? �� truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three a son, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second, third son of What? �� course called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river and no bridge no boat . so he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? �� two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? �� Do not panic, it is what the submarine
46 I do not know what day to know, you know I know? �� broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask Can they see each other's face? �� certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? �� examinations of a zero \> 49 starts with coconut and watermelon, which is more painful? �� head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius, What's the difference? �� Confucius's son on the left. Mencius child in the above


51 by What can not also? �� Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see what the first animal? �� conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? �� What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? �� 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? �� silent
56 to what are often, but never really been to? �� Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but the same as in their own country has not felt the slightest inconvenience, this is why? �� Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? �� write a \There is a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what happened? �� sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? �� Cremation
62 seductive woman is best at confusing a man, then what \Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give? �� no one dares to Lin Quan Jia

65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. convalescence, her girlfriend has to break soon, Why? �� is not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can do together. This is what to do? �� dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? �� black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs will not

68 black students to go home only to find middle of the night without keys, home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? �� lock the door Forget black hair

69 What are the benefits? �� afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world Why some people want to commit suicide today? �� heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? �� fired

72 can not drink any wine? �� iodine

73 Why is a bottle marked poison is harmless to human medicine? �� As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? �� asleep
75 Something there is that people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know what it? �� coffin



76 It is said that a woman like a book, What the book as a woman so fat? �� consolidated

77 an alligator and shark bite feel any different? �� No one knows

78 a cow, go north 10 meters, 10 meters and then towards the west, then south to go 10 meters, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail towards? �� North Korea to

79 \What? �� The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? �� married

81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? �� pressed into juice < br>
82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? �� Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? �� she could not Why sit

84 frogs can jump higher than tree height? �� jump

85 trees will not have anything in the world nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? �� Earth

86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful call? �� peerless beauty

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? �� afraid to eat their own

88 fingers were always afraid to take a bath what figurines

89 �� Why do the majority of Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? �� South \break the law? �� lucky

91 you know the modern scientists generally where you were born? �� hospital

92 geese fly south, why? �� go too slow because of their feet < br> 93 winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? �� fool

94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children each assigned to one, but the basin remained the one, why? �� Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? �� Pharaoh was a barber < br>
96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? �� This is the \Xiao Ming has never had to study a model student, and why deaf students �� Xiao Ming is a box
99 has several side? �� two sides. inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? �� Each months have 28 days

1, why did not Sony Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (rubber poor)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (pressure Sparrow silent)
10 white plus white equals what? answer: rabbits (TWO)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask Who is this car does?? answer: \people in the house to play mahjong, the police came, they took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they beat the people called \Because the stars will \? Answer: because they are not familiar
17 a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: fat
19 dead, two men fell into the trap, the dead man called dead, live What is his? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 has a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, how many left if left ET ? Answer: 21 ET UFO
26 drove off the wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 children who red bean family? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
31 One mother has had with body baby, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

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A woman derailment of dialogue with the Buddha, said it make

man: I want to divorce him after the Lingjia others, he should be very painful and would be happy ruffle it?

Buddha: In marriage, he also has his love for you, and you have lost in the marriage of his love, because you fall in love with someone else, is is happy with that, lost is painful, so painful is you.

man: But I want to divorce him after the Lingjia others, he should lose me , he should have is painful.

Buddha: You're wrong , you just love his marriage to a specific, when you do not exist in this particular, his love will continue to another specific, because his marriage true love never lost it. So he is happy and you is painful.

: he said that love me a life, he would not fall in love with someone else.

Buddha: Then you say it?

person: me. Me. . Me. . .

Buddha: Do you now see before you the three candles incense burner, the brightest Flanagan.

people: I really do not know if is the same light.

Buddha: The three candles like the three men, one of which is that you love that man, mortal beings, millions of men far more than a million, you will not even these three are the brightest candle Flanagan do not know, can not you love to find out why you can identify this man you love is your life only last man?

person: me. Me. . Me. . .

Buddha: Do you now hold a candle in your eyes, hard look at what the root of the brightest

people: of course, is the brightest in front of this root.

Buddha: You can now put it back in place , look at the root of the brightest

Behold person: I really do not see what the root is the brightest.

Buddha: In fact, you just take the Okanagan is like a candle that you love the last man, the so-called love from the heart, when you feel you love him, you put your heart go to sleep of its brightest, when you put it back in place, but you can not find the feeling of the brightest point, you only last so-called love is just elusive, in the end after all, is nothing.

person: Oh, I understand, you do not want to divorce me and my love, you are enchant me,

Buddha: see through do not say break, you go it

person: I really know who I love, and he is my current partner.

Buddha: Amitabha , Amitabha



you had someone I have loved nothing more than that is a mortal beings, but love from the heart , thinking that he / she will love this life, when you feel you love him, to feel your love with him / her the most precious, when all things owned by the original, life continues, he / she is nothing more than our lives A passer.

we can not determine which one is the love life, if you do not know how to cherish the love you around you / your loved one, one day, will be passing around you.

find a person you love is not easy to find a person who loves you is not easy. If you can not determine which one is your favorite person, why not become someone else's love in their own time to cherish this love? Love from the heart, you tell yourself you love him / her, naturally, fall in love with him / her.

If you love do not love you, please remember: love from the heart. You too to focus on his / her body, and try to open your focus, you will find light candles everywhere.

love and not love, that is nothing more than an idea.

thing of the past in the past love to let it go, it is only a part of our lives, but a small drop in the ocean, but the crossbow in a long dark green dust. Not those in the past, it will not bring you and me now.

cherish the present, is always better than half-hearted

a derailment of the dialogue and Buddhist woman, said it makes sense!

label candles men women truth of life

night, one person, one Buddhist temple, Fozuo stand.

by: Holy Spirit of the Buddha, I am a married person, I now fervently in love with another man, I really do not know the ruffle.

Buddha: you can be sure you love your life this man is the only last a man?

people: Yes.

Buddha: Do you divorce, then marry him.

person: I do it a little cruel, a little immoral.

Buddha: there is no love in marriage is cruel and immoral, you are in love with someone else is not love him, you got it right.

man: But I love love me, really love me.

Buddha: that he is happy.

Zhou's latest quotations, too strong

1) What is the organization?
\talking about the overall situation;
when you are being framed, he said you have to believe that organization;
in need someone to make sacrifices, he said organizations to test your time;
when need someone to charge forward, the He is here for you;
in your success, he said tissue culture is the result of

2) housing prices in Beijing:
annual salary in the 300W or more if you within the Second Ring Where to buy Where to buy your love If you annual salary
100 - 300W between the Second Ring to the Fourth Ring where you love to buy if you buy where
annual salary in 50 - 100W six ring between the City of Victoria where you love to buy if you buy where
10W less in annual salary, you Wage Keng yourself, love where buried underground where

3)
not more than a snail, the snail is to take people to families, birth parents gave a house, and went to where the house band
where you are you going to do more than What ... ...
compared with the ants, the ant that is the civil service level, to enjoy the housing distribution treatment, that nest built by others, than you can with others
Why < br>
4)
Chinese nation is a wise nation
we invented the peak shifting to work to solve congestion problems
then buy a house we can solve the high peak shifting invention Housing issue price is

simply buy
some people in this life that some people buy a house next life

5)
painful thing in life that just bought the Wall Kosovo has become auspicious happiness in life
just bought the lucky thing is that Volvo has become

6)
Chinese trade unions and foreign trade union difference is the main trade union organizations in China to see
the main trade union organizations of foreign films
strike

7)

rising domestic oil prices in view of the State decided to set up new companies to break the monopoly of oil production to curb prices
there are now four
oil producers PetroChina and Sinopec, CNOOC
. . . . . . . . .
in the cooking oil

8)
show is the party in previous commercials spots ads
and later Evening

now seems all wrong show is advertising in commercials

9) official in the spread of truth, the logic of leadership:
leadership that you see fit, not let you do, but do you lose;
Think again, said the leadership, not his good thought, but you do not think twice;
seek your advice on leadership, not really airing, but in the search for accomplices;
leaders find you eat, not tasting your food, but for you to pay;
leaders praise you, not because you're doing really good, but in the win over the people;
leaders criticize you, you really have not done anything wrong, but remind you not to the wrong team.

10) 12 kinds of new Dasha:
1, quiet dedication and so promoted;
2, no relationship to high-climbing;
3, sick do not investigate a;
4, often feel lack of overtime;
5, what is under the jurisdiction of breaking things;
6, can not be returned back struggling;
7, especially nauseating head in public; < br> 8, the feelings expressed by drinking;
9, regardless of who sent all Ganna's;
10, packs a mistress still doll;
11, destroyed the high wrist watches ;
12 , pumping the Chinese in front of the camera.


11) the same and different:
same work, leadership is called to take the lead, the rich called business, people called to work;
also abroad, leadership called the study , called the rich tourism, the people called illegal;
also speak, called the direct leadership of the rich, famous name, people called nonsense;
same requirements, called the opinion leaders, called the proposal for the rich, the people called grievances;
also is the girl, called the slip leader, called the keeping and feeding the rich, the people called prostitution.


12)
a balance remaining after the completion of major projects , the provincial standing committee meetings to study the conditions used to improve primary and secondary schools,
or improve prison conditions , comments have been inconsistent. Standing Committee of the phrase last moves of the old: in this life you have the opportunity to the Standing Committee of this group into primary and secondary schools
it? Suddenly silent, and some wipe, and some bow tea. Comments quickly followed to reach a
To: to improve the prison environment.


13) led too awkward:
drunk , is the leadership and ask for help doing things;
not petition, the leadership and black households; < br> can not be wrong to speak, is the leader and talk show;
contributions must meet the disaster, is the leading and lowest-paid;
incident must immediately rushed to the scene, is the leadership and open ambulance ;
joined not out, is the leadership and the underworld;
took no time to read the newspaper, is the leading and sell newspapers.

14)
governor to the grassroots level research in the pastoral family dinner arrangements. Pastoralists flattered, overwhelmed. Governor to get off the door after you
herders advanced, pastoralists excitement: the front or leading Come on, we walk behind the sheep are used in animals
the.
eating ribs on the governor of pastoralists in front of a cup of argali, the governor said: simple point on the line, pastoralists and quickly said: No
things, this is not worth much, usually are to the dogs and The. Local officials busy to eat together pastoralists, herders say: you eat
, and I have to go every day to feed an ass this time and then eat.

15) the most ridiculous slogan:
1, Henan National Highway: robbery police is against the law;
2, Tongren slaughterhouse: Three guide us to the slaughter work!
3, Liaocheng prison: people love the people of criminals, people criminals love the people;
4, Anhui Rural Credit Cooperatives: die is not bad debt, sub debt to the parent also!
5, Jiangsu country: rivers of blood would rather not be able to bounce one!
6, Hebei Power: prohibit touching wires, fifty thousand volts pressure, touch death, immortality brought to justice;
7, Pudong New Area: garbage, I start from.

16) the ball on:
leadership is basketball, not only followed but also hard to beat;
masses are volleyball, it is necessary to take the initiative to block the ball but also strengthen;
work table tennis, back and forth in the table Tuidang can not stop;
problem is badminton, must take the deduction in the other venues where it is;
tricky thing is tennis, we must vigorously smash;
Research is the water polo, long time no entry, but also a lot of water;
wait leadership hockey, always running around to Gong Zhaoyao

Husband and wife (read not to cry)

husband and wife (read not to cry) My husband ah , we are going to get married ah? \Time with them soon, just two years, two couples get along everywhere, you can easily catch out a lot, but now people can have some time to consider the interaction of marriage? \\\\scruples, but psychologically unable to accept and raise a child raising a pet, it is not simple; if they have to tell me , I will accompany you to the hospital, you know? \in a gentle voice spoke his views on a woman! \But in my heart, women do not know if agree with the man, then fact, their work is bad and stable; have thought about many times, men marry only mentioned the early exchanges, and when contacts become stable after each other, the marriage did not involve ; women, but not really stupid though Taidalielie! In fact, I really do not know that they are out where the problem in the end? Is not love? Although not feel it did not feel what love is not love, maybe a quiet time for each other! Now they live in the house, half a woman to pay the mortgage; she used to balance! Daily shopping, he never had to accompany her, she never felt any discomfort, after all happy habit of self-entertainment is the easiest way to think of this action at this time whether they can measure his feelings. \\\\Man looked at the reality of not being too cruel draw the traces of the woman, impatience and inability to faint! \\\\\I will go shopping with you, do not you stay, oh! \The door was shut behind him, had a smile instantly fell when Ying Ying's face, put his face pale with grief, pupil of the eye could not catch the end of the quiet people have a dark blur! Make a move, slowly walking in a crowded road, my mind was a blank but full of feelings, always thought he was very easy to damage the happy joy amplification, the exhaustion of the effort, but can not do; tears DC ! Sometimes they were not willing to have succumbed to the fate of fate! Happy fairy was not happy! Cried enough, put away the tears and smiled, went to the street and bought ten favorite sets of suits, ten shirts, ten pairs of socks, ties, ten brooches, ten ten pairs of shoes, credit card was nearly out, but she smiled to see no eyes! This time, she is also a wizard, can infect other people! Can not carry too many things and had to taxi back! To his triumphant show off his record, he saw so many clothes, mouth twitching faint edge, watching the side of this work has always been a blockbuster react she did not know! \\? \\\! Him back to her a helpless look, rubbed her hair; \shaking his head! \intellectual; a \His heart he was considering meeting the parents thing, no mention has been married only wanted to give her a surprise, had together, he became determined to marry her ! \Education 'my little brother! \girl! husband, I bought the tickets tomorrow at noon, this time you have to take care of yourself! \\Over the past two weeks, men have lost no woman in the side of the empty, miss her naughty, miss her body temperature; dial her phone, gentle voice of the mill to buy a ticket back! She was cool as silver bell telephone laughter echoed in the mind that made his eyes were red! \\\\Seems to be the same all over the world! Continued two weeks later, the woman were still not back dial telephone; this time the phone rang for a long time was only pick up, but it is the little brother of a woman, the man asked him how a woman has not come back, my brother said There also needs to address her in anything, not so fast to go away, this was soon back, please do not hang his heart! Then two weeks, the men received a call from her little brother, the phone, my brother to let him go home soon, and said something woman! Man scared, be a good ticket as Jianban flying airport! To x city, pick up a woman's brother, my brother immediately recognize a man, all the way to silence the man received hospital; of foreboding hanging over a man, ward door opened, a woman living shock thin pale face man, the heart is fierce a handful of fiercely pulling, cramping intolerable! The pale legs, step around the woman to shut his eyes, hands, gently stroking the familiar face, look at what's touched! \This accident, really unexpected, and unexpectedly to even going Dounong unclear how the accident that he felt he was in the clouds! Cancer, woman always said that my appetite is always eating, weight loss is a woman's life, said the cause of all this is an excuse, how he blamed himself had no intention to observe; blame yourself so that the effect let herself the worst day! Two weeks after her going to heaven! From a woman living in the city sent a letter, the man looked familiar words, and trembling: Dear Husband: You are me, right? Must be, I have felt it in heaven! Husband, ah, you said want to marry me, really touched Oh! I thought that you just want to be with me and share my life with no idea! My husband, thank you love! With you, ah, really is the most happy thing in the world! You will wake up every morning crying numbness in the hand, Hee Hee, you know? Her husband, this was the most moving memories of the moment, at home, I can not sleep these days, not your arm as a pillow in your arms when there is no harbor; but I do not regret it, I do not want you to see I was not a human form of the disease afflicted the way, I believe for you, you will not let me see their side of the pain! Husband, forgive me, after only laugh in heaven for you! Her husband, ah, a year ago, how I wish time could stop, how to remember you forever in my heart forever regarded, but discovered how to look you can not get enough, I do not know how to do to make my heart good, I know you I hear the sound of laughter, in fact I like it very much his own laughing, so I laugh every day, so you always remember me, is not good selfish? I'm afraid I'm gone, you will put all my courage to know that dust will not go into a corner of touch, I am afraid, afraid of where I will be cold, so with love to you I never forget! I had a day as the last day, so enough of this life have you, enough! Last time you buy your clothes, socks and shoes every year you put on a set of the day I left to see me, OK? Ten sets, it is ten years, you can only use ten days to me, in a particular day, you can remember me and forbid not me, you know I like purple roses, remember to find Oh, my husband, but I am very confident in it! Remember is that one day a year to wear, other times not to touch those clothes, if you forget, then after you always see those clothes, I might be able to think of this request! Hee Hee, after you get married, I remember when that day brought me, but do not tell her who I am, a woman would mind, he said. . . Uh. . . To say that I am your childhood good? I envy those people who grew up childhood Oh! After you get married, that she is \; you next life owe my life, okay? I would be a good next life, good health and healthy baby it, when I will be forced to tangle your life force, until the old! Husband, I do not want to tell you I love you this fact, for fear you cry! I've only seen you cry once, that I am self-willed and would leave you; but now you are crying, right? Not only your eyes to cry, but also your heart! Husband, ah, do not let your heart stay in that dreary moment, laugh about life, life with a smile for me, okay? From now on, do not be sad and depressed; think I just use the decades of ten days; years later from my life completely clear, I was selfish, but I'm afraid that my self so you hate me; so I rely on you decade to decade, OK? Years, we would forget each other, looking forward to the next life! Was carrying the child tears wet silly letter, the man cried! It was getting dark, dark, oblique light came out of the window, the men finishing a good mood; \After looking at is not a reply to despise! You did not even emotional, and you have what? ? ==

】 20 【diffuse collection of sentimental songs (welcome to

not every person will pass met , not all met people who are worried about. At least we have turned around in that place in time not to miss ... a relationship ... not every will last forever, not just the long-term well-being will be unforgettable. At least I have paid a sincere, not to give myself a lot of frustration ... ... not a smile in every centrifugal last place, not every memory of a memory in the deepest corner. At least the years have met the most beautiful time ... really ... not every angel of love to give up heaven will not have to miss every shooting star and fall. At least once the most modest shed tears of emotion for the heart ... ... not every fall will make people truly happy, not everyone will be chasing a rewarding experience. At least the spring after the winter is a season of hope ... ... there are so many to let go is a must, there are so many memories are lingering, there is always give up so many feelings are no less than anyone, we want to do what is it? Forget or memory? Forget ... forget ... so many heart-breaking; forget to wait for the tears; forget the illusion of constantly searching, give yourself a real, not a little sympathy for charity! Memories ... ... was a happy memory of every moment; memory was the desire of wishing star; memory has refused to let go of the youth , to give you a free, one not tied to memories! ... ... As long as the hearts filled with good , everything can be forgiven the error seems to have all wishes can be gradually achieved. Including youth , enthusiasm, sweet dreams ... ... as long as I remember: I have been to the world of you! Sufficient ... ...

remember the day you met me on the shoulder close together once the vows that will not change that went from the old place this time to say goodbye to each other looking at your face hanging tears, I know you are not willing to take the reality of who is making fun of the helpless or who is buried in our We love holding crying commemorate the end of his early love of your hands tightly close to my face wet with your tears holding my shoulders to cry we commemorate the end of his early love life is doomed to isolation if we adjourned to the edge of the afterlife also I remember the day you met me on the shoulder close together once the vows that will not change that went from the old place this time to say goodbye to each other looking at your face hanging tears, I know you are not willing to Who is the fun of taking the reality of the helpless or who buried our love in the end we commemorate the passing away crying holding your hand tightly love my face wet with your tears holding my shoulders to cry commemorate the end of our lost love life is doomed to isolation if we adjourned to the edge of the afterlife we are holding crying
commemorate the end of that lost love

Red house red house woman vowed ★ ★ moving quotes

【distressed everyone wrong , indifferent one can not leave ~ TVXQ, Cassiopeia
not abandon ~】 【time though , but people will remember the forgotten deep ~ fleeting ... just like a water passage of time ~】 < br> 【\】 【
As long as the determination, overlooking that is happiness. 】 【
We have our own envy, because the way is not always the same. We do not care to wait, just hope you smile all the way forward. 】 【Quiet
looked at him, we have been. 】 【
Beyond redemption if not prepared to do research do not easily
he ~】 【I want to cry to make you laugh, but you laugh make me cry. Even if the whole world betrayed you, I will stand behind you betray the world
】 【I feel bad, he has been hurt before. I am worried, he had trouble before. When I saw the wound he had a good package. I cry when he has a man stood up. From God, please do not miss my future. 】 【Sunny warm days of static
good how dare you not come to my old】 【
like you I use perfume, eat your favorite ice cream , wearing sunglasses like you, listen your favorite songs, like you buy a headset, and you wear the clothes with money, you learn the language ... .. All in vain ... .. I followed behind you, learn how and then, like, just for some psychological comfort for themselves fills your soul and I did not shorten the distance between. We are the distance between the step 1000, if you step out to me, then I will give you step out of the remaining 999. 1000 steps between us distance, even if you step back, I'll give you step out of the rest of 1001. Unfortunately, there is no road between us is simply, I can see, is a this life I can not cross the abyss. 】 【
Toes before, love is the most solid fence. Wind, hovering thousands of miles; love you all the way to go hand in hand】 【
years I not only stunning, but also the child of my youth. 】 【
How far either way, no matter how fierce the storm, five hands firmly grip did not pay that rely on five separate never separated. Difficulties in front of them turned into a \
】 【If you are shipping, we would like to do fish. If you are the sun, we would like to do flowers. As long as you do not stop , we would like to always love go ... ... now, you know God's children are happy, because they have each other, because they have us. When Shaoguang gone, you have better memories than others in that beautiful day, a beautiful red once loved, who loved the beautiful five star, who looked up and saw the children of God, waving to you ... ... Well, now you know that you are happy. 】 【
Run a game without regret. ... Your life never touched, the four fifteen minutes. To the final whistle, make sure to run five desperate ah, your life is never touched, so the other four. So, to go the way of a no regrets. As the Fairy Queen, never touched, this idol. So like them, do not have regrets. Then we move forward together, until the last minute】 【
sad days at the most. You just said something, to sink into the deep sea. You stand center stage, lighting sequence lights up, cheer scream, you looked up and smiled and said Hello, everybody. Because no one saw the light turn on before you head down the face, so your secret is safe. Ten seconds before the kind of brilliant dark, you quiet as a little fish. After all, did not cry out, they failed to sink into the sea. Small fish are still lying in the sun on the beach, anxious pain. Around a lot of people want to protect no one to protect you. The most lonely most of the original noise. With love the most, most, or even the lack of love. You happy? I am very happy it. Maybe ... ...
destined not happy for me. And spoke very happy for you. In fact, nothing happened. I'm just a lonely child, fell in love with another, equally lonely child. Than that. 】 【
Wait because we do not fear that you wait 【close】
near his pain if he is far from being away from
】 【rather just watch them laugh at the computer, do not want to tear at the scene saw them as clouds cover the sun, the sun still hurt like the cover .... Happy ... but want to protect the people still in front of you .... tired tired of being guardian of the person you. ... then take a look at the sun that rises from the east .... your heart will tell you the answer .........
know.'m so need you. but you need to I love more than one to tell myself, can not be selfish, the stars of the ring, you need the whole sky against the background. heart will dull pain, no bleeding, but to death. But, for you, how can withdraw out of that deep love nest. middle of the night, your shadow hovering around gently, the dough is the heart of the touch .... is the sound of the call. is the tears of light, so I can not leave a long time, because you are my beloved man. . I am not in your past, your future, please let us go together with love with you ..... I finally found myself the person of vision is too simple, never think about how the mask is a following face, as always directly to the face mask to treat, but tend to forget the smiling face under the mask is a face of tears, Oh ... I thought of you .. Anyway, I still love you, love as long as you said do not give up to the day did not stop. 】 【Hope that another such
five, ten, twenty years, you can still hear the genuine voice, see your true smile. If, one day, the sky Cassiopeia no longer exist, we still will not give up our love; if one day, the sky Cassiopeia no longer appear, we still do not guard against our oath. TVXQ, forever! Cassiopeia, forever!】 【
Prayer or a curse ... ... is no longer important. Importantly, many good things the original did not believe, as Cassiopeia, began to believe that this is a general belief in salvation. 【Love】
mind has been blurred, only the Galaxy but feel happy for this constellation. They, more experienced, more tolerant; more tears, more brilliant smile. The more frustration, more effort. The more damage, faster growth. 】 【
Like them because of their experience, bitter, very hard. Like them, because their names, cool, great taste. Like them, because they smile, very bright, very bright. Like them because they sound very transparent, very clear. Like them, because they dance, handsome, buff. Like them, because they are TVXQ. Shining light in the east, from the God of the universe. Like them, just because they are them.
】 【We Never mind, we do not separate. We do not turn around, we do not leave.
】 【Think I am getting old when the teeth fall out, will not be so funny he had been looking forward to a people who have never met. I did not come from a place around, but you know, on the stage behind the curtain on that long after a group of people, they do not have tickets, you do not aid card, there is no light sticks, they used to put your name into a kind of condensed character of a letter, and their phone banking passwords may deliberately set the password for your birthday, they are reluctant to free the youth Guanghua good for you, though it may end his life can not see you the real, forever like you do not know where you ...】 【
Kim JaeJoong. my peripheral vision, the home to the one you ... If one day you gone, my eyes would lose focus. 】 【
Guard because you dream on the stage, so we protect you under the insistence of the stage. Lonely Looking back, we are always in the ... with the beautiful Cassiopeia myth, trying, followed ... all the way forward.
】 【Want to sing and dance together with you to dinner together with the sad, happy sleeping together with fingers interlocking with each other to rely on mutual trust and the occasional prank kiss love with in the occasional guilty of pumping Till the world to be destroyed forever! 】 【
Your smiling face, my love】 【
in ah, I am willing to do your tooth. At least, you will not hurt me ...】 【
some people, some things. To accompany a ride, remember I know. 】 【
Cassiopeia afraid to leave? Fool, we can go ah ...】 【
the sixth anniversary of the three countries, five words a lifetime of both sexes
zero conditions】 【TVXQ, love has become a habit.
】 【Always keep the faith. 】

Painted on the walls, hand-painted wall and introduced a num

acrylic paint by the artists welcome. Compared with oil paints, it has the following features:

A: Many users asked, our home is decorated, when the paint is good go? Two cases we generally paint the wall that is being renovated has been a good latex paint, and furniture have been the time of entry. Advantages and disadvantages both cases, the first one is early in the decoration and wall painting of the Working Group have been involved in the design, the latter is based on household decorative wall painting to design to achieve maximum beauty. No matter which time, the wall painting is to achieve what you want beauty and decorative effect.

acrylic paints because of its superior performance, are widely used, full color, strong, Xianrun, there will be no reconciliation, no matter how \Colored layer of dirt will never be the phenomenon of hair oil. In addition, persistent work longer. Painting a long time in the film easily oxidized, yellow , hard and easy to make the screen cracking phenomenon. Propylene film theory, never brittle, and never will turn yellow.

(1) waterproof. Acrylic paint dry with a waterproof, wipe the surface gently with a moist cloth dust.

with: acrylic paint pigments introduced

(3) colored layers dry out quickly soluble, while the formation of tough, flexible impermeable membrane. This film is similar to rubber.

currently the major building materials wallpaper on the market mainly PVC, plain paper and fiber, \PVC wallpaper with color variety, scrub resistance, mildew, aging and difficult to fading etc, affordable, more respected in the market; but the PVC wallpaper is easy curling, bubbles, and mildew. Plain paper, wallpaper, characterized by non-PVC, odorless, permeability, and is recognized as the green building materials; but resistant to moisture, water, folding and poor, and do not scrub, generally used for decorating children's rooms. Fiber wallpaper can be cleaned with a PVC wallpaper, fading, bending, mildew and other characteristics, but the price is higher, must register in 60-300 yuan per square range! In addition, from the artistic and aesthetic point of view, wallpaper or wall stickers because it is industrial production, so the limited patterns and fancy, is nothing but a pattern or patterns of repetition, if you choose a wall Hui then what we can as long as you like Do you want to put it on a wall or any other place, make your choice even more extensive, and your environment with furniture and decoration of space and a more coordinated and personality! Wall painting division can be made according to your requirements completely belongs to you the unique side of the wall! Some would ask that if the if the damaged or dirty how to do? If you are an ordinary wall I thought you might take a lot of money to paint the whole wall or entire wall of the wallpaper. The walls need painting, damage can be mended, dirty can be cleaned, and completely handmade painted walls and wallpaper price or less than it was!

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wall painting (painted walls) and some frequently asked questions

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(4) full color, strong, Xianrun, there will be no reconciliation, no matter how \Colored layer of dirt will never be the phenomenon of hair oil.

wall painting as decoration present a common way, soft furnishings are part of the family, more and more recognized and accepted by people, but most people are still decorated in this way, there are some new errors, this is due to ignorance of the people painted on the wall, the other also due to a number of areas to be driven by the interests of the company misled the decoration (decoration companies of course want our customers to choose from to provide the plaster wall shape or wallpaper) , so here we usually ask the customer some of the problems listed.

If you're tired of watching the patterns or colors, the wall can be drawn directly on top re-new patterns and colors you can paint or paint directly , without having to reprocess the wall.

3, walls painted a long time will not fade?

years later, has invented water-soluble acrylic paints, it can be as thick as the oil coating Duisu, but also as highly diluted as watercolor, and maintain a beautiful rich ruby color. It has a wide range of uses around the world, artists have been widely used. Composite materials, the rise of performance techniques , so that the material characteristics of acrylic paint has been further play. Tests show that it has a lot better than the other pigments features: flexible film after drying, rugged wear-resistant, water-resistant, anti-corrosion, anti-natural aging, do not fade, not bad off, painting does not reflect light, easy to wash after a good draw for for rack in the painting, indoor and outdoor murals. It can be repeated layers of stuffing, draw heavy feeling; can be added to powder and the amount of water, gouache painting of a similar overlapping coverage, the picture level of the rich and clear; as in the paint to add a lot of water to a watercolor, Painting the effect of drying layers of dye, pushing halo, through the stack, the effect is pure and transparent.

6, wallpaper and wall stickers compared with hand-painted wall?

(2) Quick-drying. A few minutes after the paint dried in the put pen to paper, not as complete as the oil paintings to wait several months to polish.

(5) durability of a long work. Painting a long time in the film easily oxidized, yellow, hard and easy to make the screen cracking phenomenon. Propylene film theory, never brittle, and never will turn yellow.

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5. How to maintain the finished painting the wall?

current wall painting pigments are mainly used acrylic paints, acrylic paints appeared in the 20th century, 50 years, tests show that it has a lot better than the other pigments features: flexible film after drying, extremely resistant, waterproof, anti-corrosion, anti-natural aging, do not fade, not bad off, painting does not reflect light, easy to wash after a good painting, color full, strong, Xianrun, colored layer of hair oil pollution will never be the phenomenon of persistent work long, propylene film theory will never be brittle, it will not turn yellow, the other non-toxic, odorless acrylic paints on human body does not produce harm. (Detailed description see the end of this article)

2, wall painting can keep for how long?

7, tired of watching like a wall painting or decoration for how to do?

(8) acrylic paints non-toxic and tasteless, not harmful to humans.

8, what is the best time to paint?

acrylic painting pigments are not discovered until the twentieth century a new type of painting materials. First invention is oil-soluble acrylic paints, and in 1947 appeared in the United States. During World War II, the United States with a group of artists that propylene light, light, anti-erosion of the advantage of rain, they put a wide range of industrial uses acrylic paint used for modulation, drawing on the streets of large wall murals.

usually painted the wall, the wall is coated latex paint at least, according to the specific content of the wall can not be painted, but also need to use different colors of paint to do at the end. High mural on the wall similar to the requirements and the family wall. Not only is the mural wall of the carrier, but also the wall partitions, metal plates and other carriers, but requires that they have a certain degree of adhesion.

general interior wall painting without too much protection, as long as no dust, water (water that does not matter), smoke, or not something intentional Cagua.

We know that family life will decorate the wall 10 next year, wall painting will not fade for 10 years, basically the same life with the wall, the wall itself, the paint unless they are of poor quality, will lead off skin, because propylene is dissolved with water directly to the wall to go.

4. The wall painting on the wall before What are the requirements?

1, wall painting without toxic effects on the human body?

Have such a boyfriend, so happy ...

1. Will call me baby, patting my head and said I am silly!

2. When crossing the road will firmly grasp my hand, until one day I complained about it because one day I will not cross the road

3. Will remember I like to eat sour, spicy, sweet!

4. will send text messages asking me why I ignore you today , one day, until I said something after a bunch of unintelligible , said: funny you !


5. I came in anger and I do not care about, and after that I'll apologize!


6. slippery winter, I'm afraid to pull a good me!


7. squeeze workers accounted for delivery of the vehicle adjacent the last row of seats and enjoy the quiet corner all the way!


8.'ll know when to coax me, when the bully me!

9. will be spoiled me cook for you to eat, regardless of taste so that will be finished!

10. like camouflage angry, and then will be nasty to bully me, the last laugh , I know what to do!


11. meet would say: Baby and beautiful. Then tell me where to go, because I do not like to think not!


12. I'm lazy, so help me remember a lot of things I do not remember!


13. want to know more than me, told me that you have been better than me 1


14. in my empty time to tell me, baby, do not be afraid You have me!


15. I cry, do not you say anything, as long as you give me a call me crying like arms

16. where have to tell me, let me worry. Also remember to say: Do not worry baby, I'll always be known within!

17. literary talent is not necessarily good, but I know you have my heart!


18.'ll help my shoes, and then patted my head and said: girl, I do not see how you do!

19. must not be narrow-minded, but also allowed a great temper, let me!


20. Do not blame me, do not have to tolerate hate me because I love you!