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1 , kill the panda is national treasure, i!2, don't talk to me about ideal, quit!3, fall, climb up and cry ~ ~ ~ 4, low-key!Is the most powerful B display!!5, do not eat any effort to lose weight ah?In 6, I feel shy, you mean laughing.<br>7, I can resist everything except temptation......In 8, I not only have the car, or on their own......In 9, light a cigarette, smoke is a lonely......10, is not you do not laugh, laugh fly off!11, people are not smart, they also learn bald.<br>In 12, could not tie up my heart don't say my stamen!In 13, then B Chopin cattle, also cannot shoot me sad!14, be happier when you live, because we will die for a long.15, you will not speak English in front of me, OK?16, I never, generally have revenge on the spot I quote.<br>17, no matter what do not look for me, something I do not find!18, even the believe intermediate also hid a lie!19, I love you, you love me will die? 20, I'm not RMB, how can let everyone like me?In 21, a man like the old lady's teeth, how much is it?!22, ask: do you like my point?A: I love you away from me!23, keep the hand of son, Party child ugly, son of tears, I'm leaving.<br>In 24, Zhu Geliang hill, also with no soldier!What I will be working experience?25, cherish life -- God also let you live, he must have his schedule.In 26, Lei Feng made good without seeking recognition, but remember everything inside the diary.<br>27, teacher, you are my devil, me closer to you, the farther from buddha......In 28, the junior middle school PE teacher said: who dares to wear a skirt for my class, punish her handstand.29, can you see me in the letters on the screen, but can not see me in tears on the keyboard!30, choose 45 ° to 135 ° others, others will Xiuguai overlooking see you.<br>31 , if you see the shadow before, don't be afraid , it is because the sun behind you!In 32, I allow you into my world, but not allow you in my world.33, people will never know who told you what time inadvertently say goodbye then really never gone.<br>34, how long is a minute?It depends on whether you're sitting on the toilet, or waiting outside the bathroom......35, love, just speak out, because you never know, tomorrow and accident, which would come in first!In 36, stone tells us: those who love last are scattered, always mix finally reunited.<br>37, you'll never see my most lonely, when I see you are my most lonely time!In 38, and aftershocks mood, like the first love lover girl , afraid he does not come , and feared him.In 39, I heard the woman is like the clothes, brothers are close, in retrospect , I actually all flurry and confusion streaking twenty years!40, is not in a good mood today, I only have four words to say, this sentence and in front of the two, I finished saying!In 41, a secure job true meaning is not in a place to eat rice, but where are all the food.<br>42, even if it is a piece of shit, also meet the dung that day.So you don't have to worry about yourself today.43, if the ten million, I would go to buy a 30 suite of house to rent to others, every day receives a rent.<br>Wow Kaka ~ ~ full!44, riding a white horse is not necessarily the prince, is likely to Tang; with wings are not angels, sometimes is a bird.In 45, "love" is a strong word.Its upper part is taken from the "Metamorphosis" "change", the lower half from "abnormal" "state".<br>In 46, after a few years, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all burning ash, a bunch of you, I am a heap, who do not know who, rural areas to do all the fertilizer.47, 2008 is not normal, everything is normal!At this critical moment, Chinese men's soccer step forward bravely, proving to the world: Chinese men's soccer is normal!48, my dad said the most touched me saying: "the children, study hard now, dad used to play mahjong are playing 10 block, now for you to read, to play 1.<br>"49, comrades: don't speculate in the stock market, the risk is too big, or do the safety of bean curd!Made hard is tofu, made dilute tofu brain, do thin is the tofu skin, do not be milk, put stinky stinky <br> | 1 , kill the panda is national treasure, i!2, don't talk to me about ideal, quit!3, fall, climb up and cry ~ ~ ~ 4, low-key!Is the most powerful B display!!5, do not eat any effort to lose weight ah?In 6, I feel shy, you mean laughing.<br>7, I can resist everything except temptation......In 8, I not only have the car, or on their own......In 9, light a cigarette, smoke is a lonely......10, is not you do not laugh, laugh fly off!11, people are not smart, they also learn bald.<br>In 12, could not tie up my heart don't say my stamen!In 13, then B Chopin cattle, also cannot shoot me sad!14, be happier when you live, because we will die for a long.15, you will not speak English in front of me, OK?16, I never, generally have revenge on the spot I quote.<br>17, no matter what do not look for me, something I do not find!18, even the believe intermediate also hid a lie!19, I love you, you love me will die? 20, I'm not RMB, how can let everyone like me?In 21, a man like the old lady's teeth, how much is it?!22, ask: do you like my point?A: I love you away from me!23, keep the hand of son, Party child ugly, son of tears, I'm leaving.<br>In 24, Zhu Geliang hill, also with no soldier!What I will be working experience?25, cherish life -- God also let you live, he must have his schedule.In 26, Lei Feng made good without seeking recognition, but remember everything inside the diary.<br>27, teacher, you are my devil, me closer to you, the farther from buddha......In 28, the junior middle school PE teacher said: who dares to wear a skirt for my class, punish her handstand.29, can you see me in the letters on the screen, but can not see me in tears on the keyboard!30, choose 45 ° to 135 ° others, others will Xiuguai overlooking see you.<br>31 , if you see the shadow before, don't be afraid , it is because the sun behind you!In 32, I allow you into my world, but not allow you in my world.33, people will never know who told you what time inadvertently say goodbye then really never gone.<br>34, how long is a minute?It depends on whether you're sitting on the toilet, or waiting outside the bathroom......35, love, just speak out, because you never know, tomorrow and accident, which would come in first!In 36, stone tells us: those who love last are scattered, always mix finally reunited.<br>37, you'll never see my most lonely, when I see you are my most lonely time!In 38, and aftershocks mood, like the first love lover girl , afraid he does not come , and feared him.In 39, I heard the woman is like the clothes, brothers are close, in retrospect , I actually all flurry and confusion streaking twenty years!40, is not in a good mood today, I only have four words to say, this sentence and in front of the two, I finished saying!In 41, a secure job true meaning is not in a place to eat rice, but where are all the food.<br>42, even if it is a piece of shit, also meet the dung that day.So you don't have to worry about yourself today.43, if the ten million, I would go to buy a 30 suite of house to rent to others, every day receives a rent.<br>Wow Kaka ~ ~ full!44, riding a white horse is not necessarily the prince, is likely to Tang; with wings are not angels, sometimes is a bird.In 45, "love" is a strong word.Its upper part is taken from the "Metamorphosis" "change", the lower half from "abnormal" "state".<br>In 46, after a few years, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all burning ash, a bunch of you, I am a heap, who do not know who, rural areas to do all the fertilizer.47, 2008 is not normal, everything is normal!At this critical moment, Chinese men's soccer step forward bravely, proving to the world: Chinese men's soccer is normal!48, my dad said the most touched me saying: "the children, study hard now, dad used to play mahjong are playing 10 block, now for you to read, to play 1.<br>"49, comrades: don't speculate in the stock market, the risk is too big, or do the safety of bean curd!Made hard is tofu, made dilute tofu brain, do thin is the tofu skin, do not be milk, put stinky stinky <br> | ||
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| + | Son,I am your father ` !I now boring ,and do not want to read a book ,just be you ,give a lesson ,was very boring ,no place to vent ,he suddenly want to teach you a jackrabbit, leave me education is right or not ,you TM gave me a good hearing ,it has allowed them ,,talk back ,otherwise flat you is without a doubt !  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;your father I now is so lush of years, just 20 years old ,nothing at all !!!Even your mother and I haven ,so I am writing to you now to the matter of cattle drive .<br>Saying, I take my hero ,you will like your father so bold !This is a must !!!  ;  ;  ;  ;according to your grandmother said ,when I was a child with ADHD ,in the womb show !Day day and night in your grandma kicked around ,of course, this is a good thing ,is a symbol of vitality ,but I can give you said that, don you will have no ADHD in the womb ,you had better give me ten months to lay low ,and when to give me be careful ,okay give me a kick ,kick you but my daughter-in-law !In your activities sign early, your dad will buy a notebook and pen ,played every time ,I will give you a note ,you kick me in the future ,will you ten feet !I suggest you take effort to save enough to kick you out ,I accompany you a hard kick !  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;when you come out ,I give you 3 months timeto adapt to the world of black and white rule ,that is to say that within 3 months ,you can do not divide day and night eating and sleeping trouble, I do not care about you ,because of you I I am human ,I didn you are God ,born can live ,but after 3 months,you must give me understand when the alarm when the bed !But not as you 724 that severaltertiary ,sleeping during the day, night scene, toss me does not matter ,the key is not to toss your mother !You know ,sleep determines skin quality ,to give your mother do the dark yellow skin ,black eye ,came out ,I love you !Because she had to find your father for money to buy cosmetics !That stuff is not cheap !  ;  ;  ;  ;wait for you 4 ,at the age of 5, you will have a younger sister ,sister of the beautiful ,as long as your mother !As for your face ,as I ,so I don care about you .<br>But you must give me to eat a little stronger grow high point ,so in order to protect your sister !I allow you to bully others ,but I would not allow other people bully you sister !So you better be fighting king !Like your dad was small ,playing across the alley invincible hand !Will you go back to your grandmother lived in the alley , you can be proud of and king ,Niko Ko son says :my dad had a small often give your father ride down to play I hope in the future I ,also is your son can also be so proud and his little friend .<br>Of course I encourage you to fight, but like to protect your sister that fight ,is a must !Because your sister was bullied by the other baby ,let me to play it, so to avenge the task off your body !  ;  ;wait for you 6 ,at the age of 7, should go to primary school .<br>Study hard is necessary, but not a must .The talent is a must .You can make friends ,and even fall in love ,I can not tell you the same level as sb !But we can not pull the other girl pigtails ,also can not take when the class was playing in front of the little girl ass ,but can not who has sugar with who play !!That your father and I worked , personal experience tells me, after growing up, is will be laughed at !  ;  ;around 13 years of age you should read a junior high school ,should be a wild full age ,hey ,can you tell me when you can come out ,I figure you can catch at once took me the teacher retirement to read ,if they have not retired ,too ,you wronged .<br>You must be me to their class .They are the master of violence with violence ,send you to ,I also worry more .  ;  ;  ;  ;at the age of 16, this is your high school age ,I can say that ,if you want to eat it ,you learn some time in junior high school ,high school you have to study hard I apply for University in the future .<br>The 3 yearsyou will be despised my education ,but I looked down so many people ,you are a kid who !I one day you will understand me it for you !You think about it ,you look so ugly ,so long as the highly educated people ,if you can university and others will laugh at you ,they will say no diploma also parents ugly !Because you are my son ,so I will not allow others to laugh at you !You have a look those highly educated people ,is it right? A long ugly !  ;  ;  ;  ;read the University ,I will not interfere with any of your things ,on condition that you can successfully get the certificate graduating .<br>Talk about a girlfriend ,back to me have a look ,as long as the nose not crooked eye not oblique able-bodied I will not oppose .But you must give me a mainstream !The non-mainstream the best from their distant point ,not only I don ,even the party and people are against it !National explicit legal provisions, brain damage is not married, so you take is leucorrhea .<br>  ;  ;  ;  ;until you get married ,you get out far away, no one took the wife and children to eating and drinking freely ,so me ,you fucking tired ,harass the people and waste money not egoistic thing I do !Of course, always come back to see me and your mother or a need ,but don bring me something !Do not dress ,RMB is not rare ,get a few good smoke a few bottles of wine can .<br>With bad I will out of people ,if not ,I will be your wife and your son as a hostage ,you see !  ;  ;  ;  ;well, I don wordy ,the bed !There are no where I retain the right to speak .<br>You are not satisfied with the left heart ,don me to look out for, do not follow the fashion ,and I get uprising .I will be in the bud will give you suppressed !For so many years I no less from you ,that learning suppression method !Don ,the old ginger is spicy !And I am your father .<br>relationresult   ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;and nbsp ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;relationresultReadingmust be oh !relationresultThepeople will love the smooth ,feels the cause ,family harmony ,happy life !relationresultButshould not mind leave little words !You will be blessed reported drops !!Ha ha ~ ~ after all happiness is priceless .<br> | ||
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  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ; knowing that you are not happy ,I also worry about . , relationresultthis beauty ,you sound like my next girlfriend , relationresultyou hello ,I don indoorswoman ,please call me Mrs.
Curie I envy you so young to know me . recently always is insomnia ,16hour wake up once. , relationresultaunt ,helped me in spouse bar sign a name ?relationresulteveryone says I ,but I handsomeness is not so obvious .
what ?Tell us to make us happy . some people scatter you an oil ,say to you :don ,there are subtle automatic ,you do? -- hit him once ,said to him, don ,there are six taste glutinous rehmannia ball ,cure kidney ,no sugar .
don cry and the world has abandoned you ,the world belongs to you , relationresultwe must look forward ,good some crooked melon bad dates do not know what is good , relationresultwhat you like me ,I change not ? I like low-key I like slowly permeate me like one point one of conquering step by step, rebellion-instigating I want you one day to remember my name I am sugar coated bullet , relationresultif I were king ,you need to after , relationresultif I really good ,why you do not .
, relationresultI want one not careful and you said of a couple , relationresultI once loved a girl ,with the most beautiful face . , relationresultdon love to others ,don another door opened, and a joke to leave .
, relationresultif there is an afterlife, please don emotion to deep , relationresultlove is a cup of wine in my hands with great care to love him and so I don add water , relationresultsomeone want something from you ,smile and look at her :do you want to change my ?relationresultlife is not Lin Daiyu ,not because of sadness and charming .
, relationresultnew century female :top hall ,under the kitchen ,write code ,check that abnormal ,kill Trojans ,turn had walls ,afford a car, buy new houses ,the bucket had a mistress ,beat the rogue .
.. , relationresulthave the youth are used to review the youth ,but the whole life to doubt life ?relationresultplease tell Prince ,Laoniang still on the road ,there are snow-capped mountains is not over ,not a river ,did not kill the dragon ,handsome guy did not bubble .
.. ... Asked him to death to sleep ! , relationresultwas stunning ,completely ,only to know of the world less . , relationresult a polite smile on you ,relationresultyou want me , nothing for me , relationresultthe difference between man and pig pig pig is :is always ,and people sometimes but not man , relationresultI love you, you say what is what .
I don you, you said what you are . , relationresultone day your name will appear in my account book , relationresultthe next show is easy to hide ,dark base defense . , relationresultyou love me this thing ,I allow .
, relationresult the tireless crash , relationresultYou sayyou love me ... ?actually... I ... I ... I told you ,I really like my own. , relationresultif I can beat you ,I told you just now .
, relationresultlife for so long ,for you a few years what , relationresultnext go to marry me . , relationresultcan you love me a lifetime! , relationresultI ,you would not be without a home , relationresultin this life , you do not come ,I am not old , relationresultyou said you may later and didn people to get married, never mind ,I will be the one that you didn people .
Men how to kiss you, I love you!Few people know!
  ;  ;shared reading :lovers are often not kiss !We all know that there are many types of kiss ,I believe we all know ,in the life of many girls have ignored a secret ,that is actually the man how to kiss you is how love you, may feel a bit absurd ,but do not believe can look down !Guarantee to take everyone to conquer !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;the type of kiss , relationresult relationresult   ;  ;  conquest of kiss ;relationresult   ;  ;this kiss bold and direct ,powerful hot .
Almost take you alive ,as if to will you the whole people from general ,let your body fully awakened and boiling sensory perception .At this time many in the hot date .Show him to you have a strong love feeling ,he hopes will you take complete possession of his love ,has a look down from a height of ,will you control to the tip of the tongue .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;  polite kiss ;relationresult   ;  ;down to the forehead or dry lips ,kiss ,elegant .He might do you respect perhaps is a kind of temptation ,greeting .
He may not love you ,perhaps out of shyness ,regardless of which , will let you have the sense of distance .However ,sometimes dry wet kiss kiss more precious .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;  erotic kiss ;relationresult   ;  ;purpose is very strong ,very utilitarian, such as kiss you say without mincing words come to the point of ears ,indicating he is a veteran, representative he wants to talk to you because of love ,kiss female ears can arouse the desire .
At this time to be careful ,he does not really love you ,but because of lack of a partner .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;  with kiss ;relationresult   ;  ;illegible ,even the lip is cold ,or eyes never close ,that he did not fully invested or is simply not true cross .
He just completed the task ,in the heart not in heart ,maybe someone else ,someone else ,for your love ,only one kind of inertia .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;  love kiss ;relationresult   ;  ;love you must love you can rest assured that ,very sensitive ,can accurately catch your emotional and physical reactions ,kiss is careful love .
The kiss is the soul of gymnastics ,from the inside out ,sincere and warm .That he is very cherish you and his love ,I am afraid you hurt, such a kiss can see, this man is really love you .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;men how to kiss you love your   ;  ;  ;love kiss your forehead ,cheeks , relationresult relationresult   ;  ;his optimism ,on the outside of his optimism ,handle a situation with ease to external changes ,has good relationships and interpersonal relationship ,to be gentle and considerate .
Also shows that he is kind ,gentle ,attach importance to friendship, low-key ,forming the karma ,loyal to love ,but sometimes too credulous .Changes to handle a situation with ease ,has good relationships and interpersonal relationship ,to be gentle and considerate .
Also shows that he is kind ,gentle ,attach importance to friendship, low-key ,forming the karma ,loyal to love ,but sometimes too credulous .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;habits depicted as lick your mascara ,eye   ;relationresult   ;  ;he is a great combat effectiveness of the love samurai ,conquer is his ideal ,and is willing to sacrifice everything for love .
At the same time that people like to kiss the other sensitive areas .Female eye sensitivity is very high, because it is a part of the soul ,male kissing her eye ,intimate means .In addition ,the eye of the highly sensitive ,kiss the eye action would be more gentle teasing .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;like your nose bite   ;relationresult   ;  ;that he is in need of a very loving and caring man ,he love love in the play, there is utter innocence ,sometimes playful ,loving love interest .
Although the kiss on the nose may sound a little funny ,but can exhibit two intimate and witty .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;for the ears particularly fond of   ;relationresult   ;  ;his penetration is very strong, very easy to understand other people ,emotionally he dares to love and hate .
It features ,kiss ears most teases implication ,because the ear is sensitive to one of the belt body organ ,even gently into ears called hot air ,also can make a person excited .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;entangled in your neck   ;relationresult   ;  ;he to love some vacillate ,attention is not easy to concentrate ,but will ask the woman waiting for him .
In addition ,graceful neck curve can tease people ,when you bow, his neck ,cervical protrusion ,he may take Pro peck nipple ,or nibble .Also, possessive ,often using the sucking neck leaving Hickey ,to a public declaration ,the body has a woman was his people .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;love kiss your collarbone   ;  ;  ;  ;a strong mind, like Slim Skinny women ,love and protect each other ,like a bird of the play, and that continuous feathery brushed bump each other of the clavicle near gentle kiss ,also helps to create a romantic tenderness atmosphere ,let be kissing woman was thrilled and moved .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;hug your waist to touch your face   ;relationresult   ;  ;this love calm ,mellow ,atmosphere ,have mercy ,he believed that their love can conquer you ,is a dedicated to love and strong man .
A kiss can be so calm ,so he must have ready plans to meet a situation .Also love to do a job with skill and ease .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;touch your hair   ;  ;  ;  ;his love and tender ,sweet, more art ,heavy details ,perceptual .
He also has empty such appreciation ,visible on the woman is by inside and the like ,rather than simply lower body decided to upper body .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;touch your hips   ;relationresult   ;  ;this love is more mature, and very passionate ,burning the Firebird ,showing that he is a challenging character .
He know the women, but also exposed he is most likely an attractive risk ruthless role .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;  ;relationresult   ;  ;this man need a sense of security ,respect each other ,care together the feeling of love ,the temperature is very high .
Sometimes the information on hand than lip information more accurate, not girls like this suffocate and broken sense of dedication .relationresult relationresult   ; 
;from the editor: we don feel shy look !I believe many people don this secret ,so girls boyfriend are available through his kiss know what loving you, only experienced girls to understand
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Moving moment: the mother in the middle of the night to buy me yogurt most happy thing: have the Spring Festival when the brothers returned with the " : follow sb to its various relatives love
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Ancient Chinese literature search master Zhai Hong great wis
On themoral cultivation of a ,is from the heart ,change the internal ,can change the face .A dark heart can a sunny face .There is love there will be gas ;have and will have a pleasant discovery color ;color will be wanrong .
★ exportis the heart of portal .Mouth words ,represents the thought .Heart and mouth are consistent .A low level of people ,no lofty words ;a sense of mission ,don have a sense of responsibility ;a pattern of small ,no atmosphere .
Enterprises and enterprise final competition, entrepreneur mind competition ,the competition state .★ watching othersnot pleasing to the eye ,is their lack of moral cultivation .★ enonly Germany, have ability of blessed ,this is what the ancients said social commitment .
★ life isTao ,Tao Tao ,the final process .★ good-- but I have no time to do bad things .The same stream of CAN communication ,communication can talk, talk to the transaction .★ the sameflow equals the confluence confluence is equal to unity ,unity ,is equal to the heart .
Two ,about the success of wants to succeed at first to learn Metamorphosis -- a change of mind ,state ,attitude .★ success= thinking force x action force X expression force .★ manysuccessful not because no action plans before but the lack of planning action .
Of work is the bes work is Chiaki ,Lee ,is the eternal name .Three ,about the team .What team ,see the two characters knew ,eloquent man in front of a group had the ear of the person, it is a team .
Four ,about the communication of communication must be from the right view ,positive thinking ,right speech, right effort ,mindfulness ,can obtain the consistent and effective cooperation .
Chinese communication always begin at home .★ high qualitycommunication ,should focus on results ,not emotion ,communication from the heart .★ communicationhas 3 elements :language ,language voice ,body language .
Written language to convey information ,language to convey the feeling of voice ,body language attitude .★ influence communicationhas 3 elements :situation ,atmosphere and mood .★ communication3 features:the initiative behavior ,process interactive ,diversity of objects .
★ communicationare the 5 basic steps :smile ,nod ,listen ,respond ,make notes .★ communication 5heart: the joy of heart ,inclusive heart ,empathy ,praise ,love heart .★ communication isemotional transfer ,information transfer ,emotional interaction .
Communication is not right or wrong, only the position of .In interpersonal communication ,the most taboo is a face of death .To learn the bright sword in Li Yunlong smile .A smile can change yourself ,smile can give people the power to create a good atmosphere ,smile ,smile can bring others happiness ,laughter is the ladder of success .
On the gains and losses of five ,down to bear ,can be obtained from .The stage extends as far as the heart goes. In the words Qian Long once put a fart ,under the stage and the face is red ;Qian Long glad ,ministers of all that is and carry ;and there is a emperor Fenyou problem solving ,won the trust of the emperor .
More than two centuries later the day ,with the mayor and Chief Secretary to attend a meeting ,in the elevator, the mayor was not careful has also put a fart, to ease the embarrassment ,mayor and secretary are looked at the Secretary ,at this time, the impatient ,explained that I do not put .
The very next day ,the mayor took the Secretary to quit ,Secretary indissolubles, mayor says :you fart big things to bear ,you stay there ?★ killingis to release, meat is to give the animals to set free .
Six ,regarding talent employing long ,no no man ,in short, nothing in the world is available .★ talent does not necessarily have eloquence,but eloquent man must be a talent .In the United States who can talk ,who has the gift of gab who became president .
★ with abilityand pregnancy are the same ,as long as there are ,sooner or later will be seen .Somebody be frustrated for all one ,because Huaide big enough .Seven ,on the learning and growth :★knowledgeis learned, ability is trained ,the mind is to repair .
★ notread ,but sleep late .★ we dospend three don parents spend money not blink ;iron man money don ;in order to learn money don .★ Mao Zedongsaid the familiar goal all lies in the application of .
Is not knowledge is power ,but the use of knowledge is power .★ Mao Zedongsaid ,three days without learning will not be able to catch a comrade Liu Shaoji .★ othersdeficiencies ,is the value of your existence .
★ thinkingis the source of power ,of a mental model is not good, it is easy to knowledge more and more reactionary .  ;  ;a person could not become the important matter ,because too few friends ,friends not high quality .
You put the Scriptures into the mind ,is that you give yourself apart .★ best investment place, is above the neck .We have many people all the money on the neck to the following .You put the moral back down, I talk to you for a lifetime .
You put the grandchildren strategics back down, Saint Wu with you a lifetime .You put the Analects of Confucius back down, Confucius and Ceng Zi with you a lifetime .You put the heart Diamond Sutra back down, the Buddha with you a lifetime .
A don traditional culture management can be billions of rich ,but will never be a real entrepreneur .★ spend more time togrow your own ,spend less time to criticize others envy others ;when you think life is not good ,want to change the fate of the best way is to find a good life friends .
In 08 years later,who do not speak Chinese in particular not grades ,08 years ofEnglish Chinese torture came ,the start of the Olympic Games ,all the way into the Chinese announcer .I learn the language in order to teach foreigners to learn Chinese ,see foreigners don :sorry ,my English is not good, the first word to say: Hello ,can you speak Chinese ?In eight ,wise and foolish of the most stupid people, is the completion of outstanding do not need to do .
★ know someoneis smart ,know oneself is wisdom .Of one mind if not good, it is easy to cleverness may overreach itself .Nine ,about filial piety of filial piety filial piety in a small ,large enterprises ,filial piety .
★ tomorrow,humanitarian ,open business ,your life can bring harmony .★ fora good thought ,and you reap a conscience ;a kind of conscience ,reap a kind of morality ;a kind of moral ,and you reap a habit ;sow a habit ,reap a character ;sow a character ,and you reap a life .
Ten ,about the marketing of marketing is not to sell ,is to help customers to buy .★ all marketingin China used a word Confucianism Confucianism { + } { + people need ;Buddha $} .
Enterprises only marketing profits can be achieved ,the other is cost ,is the largest enterprise cost is not understand marketing employees .★ let customers continuous agree with you and you will succeed .
★ customers not onlycare about who you are ,he is more concerned about you can give him any good .★ customers notto reject the product ,he is not a denial of service ,he simply refused to mediocrity .
★ rejection is akind of inertia, when the customer refused to us, our work has only just begun .Eleven ,about money and wealth do not live in reverse ,life is wealth itself .★ Choi scattered people together,people get to .
★ moneyonly one purpose: to spend .Less money ,oneself, more, is everyone ,more, the people ,so that the rmb .★ oldsaid without time and space people ,these people are the poorest, most stupid people will know that the money in the bank, the bank is the don money .
Money, love ,to spend money to spend .In twelve ,Zheng Banqiao said about tea and wine :wine can be messy ,so the Buddha .Wine culture, so the gods drink .So ,when alcohol was studied Buddhism ,immortal wine .
Of the three cups of wine with a great career ,a pot of tea .In thirteen ,the other of said :survey of Mao Zedong as conceived in October ,solve a problem like day of birth .No investigation no right to speak .
Of so many people had not interfere with me, where I do star value !- Maradona .★ inclusive heart,is the director of personnel, will be one of the short .★ empathy,know the identity of others, stand in the position of others .
Communication is no right and wrong ,is a different position .★ heartpraise ,praise is interpersonal lubricant ,praise will let others do the right things to do .★ book of changes in time and space from the relationship of journey to the west in the better presentation ,the story of the fairy heaven of the animal ,to the world becomes a fairy .
One day in heaven ,one year on the earth .------------------------------------------- high quality communication ------------------- 1,bad attitude, knowledge more and more reactionary ;mind ,attention is not the same ;2,success is ordinary people eye metamorphosis ( mentality and the state ) .
Make money tips - Metamorphosis ;3,contacts is money clock ,relationship is strength ,a friend is the greatest productivity ;4,from today, I swear ,I never wanted to make money ,I want to make money ;5,with the flow to communicate ,communicate to heart, heart to heart to trade ;6,if you think your life is not good, just go with those of the good life of people together ,your life will improve ;7,customers not only care about who you are ,he is more concerned about you can give him any good ;8,communication 5 basic elements:smile ,nod ,listen ,respond ,make notes ;9,3 factors of communication:text information ,audio information ,body movements .
Text message, voice conveys sensation ,limb convey attitude .10 ,yes ,yes ,yes ,yes ,you do as you say ;11,the problem is the answer ,all the problems are not a problem ,just do as you say ;12,if you like, I would like to spend my time to help you ;13,the customer is not to never produced goods ,he will not refuse service ,he simply refused to mediocrity ;14,from the family ,friends begin to communicate ;15,if you are right ,the world is right ;16,you look at the people ,will affect the behavior of people ;17,praise others will let others take on things to do ;18,successful path of thinking * action * expression force ;19,communication 5 heart:happy heart ,inclusive heart ,empathy ,praise ,love heart in 20 ,to express different opinions ,please keep each other position ,position ,we just disagree .
Feng Gong's humor
1 , kill the panda is national treasure, i!2, don't talk to me about ideal, quit!3, fall, climb up and cry ~ ~ ~ 4, low-key!Is the most powerful B display!!5, do not eat any effort to lose weight ah?In 6, I feel shy, you mean laughing.
7, I can resist everything except temptation......In 8, I not only have the car, or on their own......In 9, light a cigarette, smoke is a lonely......10, is not you do not laugh, laugh fly off!11, people are not smart, they also learn bald.
In 12, could not tie up my heart don't say my stamen!In 13, then B Chopin cattle, also cannot shoot me sad!14, be happier when you live, because we will die for a long.15, you will not speak English in front of me, OK?16, I never, generally have revenge on the spot I quote.
17, no matter what do not look for me, something I do not find!18, even the believe intermediate also hid a lie!19, I love you, you love me will die? 20, I'm not RMB, how can let everyone like me?In 21, a man like the old lady's teeth, how much is it?!22, ask: do you like my point?A: I love you away from me!23, keep the hand of son, Party child ugly, son of tears, I'm leaving.
In 24, Zhu Geliang hill, also with no soldier!What I will be working experience?25, cherish life -- God also let you live, he must have his schedule.In 26, Lei Feng made good without seeking recognition, but remember everything inside the diary.
27, teacher, you are my devil, me closer to you, the farther from buddha......In 28, the junior middle school PE teacher said: who dares to wear a skirt for my class, punish her handstand.29, can you see me in the letters on the screen, but can not see me in tears on the keyboard!30, choose 45 ° to 135 ° others, others will Xiuguai overlooking see you.
31 , if you see the shadow before, don't be afraid , it is because the sun behind you!In 32, I allow you into my world, but not allow you in my world.33, people will never know who told you what time inadvertently say goodbye then really never gone.
34, how long is a minute?It depends on whether you're sitting on the toilet, or waiting outside the bathroom......35, love, just speak out, because you never know, tomorrow and accident, which would come in first!In 36, stone tells us: those who love last are scattered, always mix finally reunited.
37, you'll never see my most lonely, when I see you are my most lonely time!In 38, and aftershocks mood, like the first love lover girl , afraid he does not come , and feared him.In 39, I heard the woman is like the clothes, brothers are close, in retrospect , I actually all flurry and confusion streaking twenty years!40, is not in a good mood today, I only have four words to say, this sentence and in front of the two, I finished saying!In 41, a secure job true meaning is not in a place to eat rice, but where are all the food.
42, even if it is a piece of shit, also meet the dung that day.So you don't have to worry about yourself today.43, if the ten million, I would go to buy a 30 suite of house to rent to others, every day receives a rent.
Wow Kaka ~ ~ full!44, riding a white horse is not necessarily the prince, is likely to Tang; with wings are not angels, sometimes is a bird.In 45, "love" is a strong word.Its upper part is taken from the "Metamorphosis" "change", the lower half from "abnormal" "state".
In 46, after a few years, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all burning ash, a bunch of you, I am a heap, who do not know who, rural areas to do all the fertilizer.47, 2008 is not normal, everything is normal!At this critical moment, Chinese men's soccer step forward bravely, proving to the world: Chinese men's soccer is normal!48, my dad said the most touched me saying: "the children, study hard now, dad used to play mahjong are playing 10 block, now for you to read, to play 1.
"49, comrades: don't speculate in the stock market, the risk is too big, or do the safety of bean curd!Made hard is tofu, made dilute tofu brain, do thin is the tofu skin, do not be milk, put stinky stinky
Letter to a son in the future, I laughed my head off.
Son,I am your father ` !I now boring ,and do not want to read a book ,just be you ,give a lesson ,was very boring ,no place to vent ,he suddenly want to teach you a jackrabbit, leave me education is right or not ,you TM gave me a good hearing ,it has allowed them ,,talk back ,otherwise flat you is without a doubt !  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;your father I now is so lush of years, just 20 years old ,nothing at all !!!Even your mother and I haven ,so I am writing to you now to the matter of cattle drive .
Saying, I take my hero ,you will like your father so bold !This is a must !!!  ;  ;  ;  ;according to your grandmother said ,when I was a child with ADHD ,in the womb show !Day day and night in your grandma kicked around ,of course, this is a good thing ,is a symbol of vitality ,but I can give you said that, don you will have no ADHD in the womb ,you had better give me ten months to lay low ,and when to give me be careful ,okay give me a kick ,kick you but my daughter-in-law !In your activities sign early, your dad will buy a notebook and pen ,played every time ,I will give you a note ,you kick me in the future ,will you ten feet !I suggest you take effort to save enough to kick you out ,I accompany you a hard kick !  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;when you come out ,I give you 3 months timeto adapt to the world of black and white rule ,that is to say that within 3 months ,you can do not divide day and night eating and sleeping trouble, I do not care about you ,because of you I I am human ,I didn you are God ,born can live ,but after 3 months,you must give me understand when the alarm when the bed !But not as you 724 that severaltertiary ,sleeping during the day, night scene, toss me does not matter ,the key is not to toss your mother !You know ,sleep determines skin quality ,to give your mother do the dark yellow skin ,black eye ,came out ,I love you !Because she had to find your father for money to buy cosmetics !That stuff is not cheap !  ;  ;  ;  ;wait for you 4 ,at the age of 5, you will have a younger sister ,sister of the beautiful ,as long as your mother !As for your face ,as I ,so I don care about you .
But you must give me to eat a little stronger grow high point ,so in order to protect your sister !I allow you to bully others ,but I would not allow other people bully you sister !So you better be fighting king !Like your dad was small ,playing across the alley invincible hand !Will you go back to your grandmother lived in the alley , you can be proud of and king ,Niko Ko son says :my dad had a small often give your father ride down to play I hope in the future I ,also is your son can also be so proud and his little friend .
Of course I encourage you to fight, but like to protect your sister that fight ,is a must !Because your sister was bullied by the other baby ,let me to play it, so to avenge the task off your body !  ;  ;wait for you 6 ,at the age of 7, should go to primary school .
Study hard is necessary, but not a must .The talent is a must .You can make friends ,and even fall in love ,I can not tell you the same level as sb !But we can not pull the other girl pigtails ,also can not take when the class was playing in front of the little girl ass ,but can not who has sugar with who play !!That your father and I worked , personal experience tells me, after growing up, is will be laughed at !  ;  ;around 13 years of age you should read a junior high school ,should be a wild full age ,hey ,can you tell me when you can come out ,I figure you can catch at once took me the teacher retirement to read ,if they have not retired ,too ,you wronged .
You must be me to their class .They are the master of violence with violence ,send you to ,I also worry more .  ;  ;  ;  ;at the age of 16, this is your high school age ,I can say that ,if you want to eat it ,you learn some time in junior high school ,high school you have to study hard I apply for University in the future .
The 3 yearsyou will be despised my education ,but I looked down so many people ,you are a kid who !I one day you will understand me it for you !You think about it ,you look so ugly ,so long as the highly educated people ,if you can university and others will laugh at you ,they will say no diploma also parents ugly !Because you are my son ,so I will not allow others to laugh at you !You have a look those highly educated people ,is it right? A long ugly !  ;  ;  ;  ;read the University ,I will not interfere with any of your things ,on condition that you can successfully get the certificate graduating .
Talk about a girlfriend ,back to me have a look ,as long as the nose not crooked eye not oblique able-bodied I will not oppose .But you must give me a mainstream !The non-mainstream the best from their distant point ,not only I don ,even the party and people are against it !National explicit legal provisions, brain damage is not married, so you take is leucorrhea .
  ;  ;  ;  ;until you get married ,you get out far away, no one took the wife and children to eating and drinking freely ,so me ,you fucking tired ,harass the people and waste money not egoistic thing I do !Of course, always come back to see me and your mother or a need ,but don bring me something !Do not dress ,RMB is not rare ,get a few good smoke a few bottles of wine can .
With bad I will out of people ,if not ,I will be your wife and your son as a hostage ,you see !  ;  ;  ;  ;well, I don wordy ,the bed !There are no where I retain the right to speak .
You are not satisfied with the left heart ,don me to look out for, do not follow the fashion ,and I get uprising .I will be in the bud will give you suppressed !For so many years I no less from you ,that learning suppression method !Don ,the old ginger is spicy !And I am your father .
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