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Funny little time is really very wicked

In 1she saidis a wicked thing ,but I have to say a wicked thing ( when ,in her home ,the summer flies sticky fly paper ,the results of a chicken accidentally P shares do not know how to sit up, stick the paper ,only, the chicken around the yard does not stop after running ,the paper of joy rang ,rung to the more ruthless ,chicken run more fierce, I ran chicken run ,the results do not know how much running laps ,I run, chicken is not moved ,I look at the past ,the chickens died, my grandmother asked me why did the chicken killed ,I said I didn ,is its own running dead ,she also does not believe ,still say I did wrong ~ ~ ~ ) ,2smallmouth when greedy ,not that conditions especially hard ,not now the kids happy, drink a bowl sweet potato leaf mass ,or hungry dizzy ,go out to play ,I saw to the last black sweet potato ,oh !Regardless of all rushed over ,get and forget his mouth, feeling taste right ,out to see was a pile of shit ,I didn feel sick ,to rinse the mouth to play .
Now think of it ,your funny ah !~ ~ ~ 3 I remembermy kindergarten, we after class ,go pee ,then we than those who booed the highest ,because at that time the kindergarten wall is shorter ,has a brother really hush hush passed ,I .
Because there is behind the wall sold already lit place ,finally we are teacher closed sessions ,the hush hush the last brother beat up a ton, haha... 4primary schoola spring outing ,I strongly carsick .
When drinking water can not help ,spit everywhere ,kettle ,car ,clothes ... Everywhere is sour sticky liquid .After getting off to clean up ,but the kettle inside forget .Just hang on the chair .
After a month with No .One day I not in table ,thirsty ,take drink ... Then fell out of something ... Then spits have long maggots ... 5kindergarten,a class of fecal urgency ,and a schoolmate to go together .
The toilet nobody ,so quiet !Pull BB ,an idea occurred to me ,I said :we put the stool on the wall is good ?They come in here ... So he got two sticks to work .The results ,our objective was achieved ,but can also be found .
Two our stand in the pit ,ferocious said :after a dare !!Thought can really throw us down ,scared to death .The primary school ,learned a idiom dung Tuqiang ,how so familiar ?!6 friends of thesick ,little time together for fans ,telling jokes ,he laughed ,the fans from the nose out ,revealing a section, it is proposed that out his mouth ,I said from the nose and pulled ,results ,out of a blue .
.. More cold ,cold... He said !In the paper 7~... My hometown had a sports center ,center back is overgrown with grass space ,then the maternity hospital in our childhood in open play ,often in the grass found the abandoned baby or freak ,some not dead yet ,most are dead .
One a bold use branches to pick up a dead child ,pink ,and then dropped it on the ground .The child skulls are not long ,I saw pink brains out ... And now it disgusting. 8wasfound by the roadside a dead duck ,and several small a friend gave it to buried in the sand .
A few days later decided to have a look what the .After a week or so ,take a look at Shaba ,the duck disappeared ,see full of maggots in the nest arch arch arch ah ah ah ... 9schoolto listen to the students that ,when they ran to the other pumpkin fields to pick a big pumpkin will not cut a hole in the surface of Teng ,in drawing BB foam ,and then cut down the restoration ,finally pumpkin cut long, but there has been fermented ,wait for someone else to take home a cut with a knife .
.Burst 10whenhave a meal once ,as is the cottage hospital ,I was among the courtyard eat, I do not know where ran out big white maggot .Valley Yonggu came to the table ,all of a sudden I beat him to death ,then splash out a lot of foam ,make it is ,splashing into the bowl also has ,because commissariat is nervous at that time ,also cannot be wasted ,go to eat ,as was a tooth ,estimated that large maggot pregnant ,the seed yield up to my bowl .
.. 11another time,I went to shit .MD ,for a period of time that constipation ,gang door sphincter can ,the whole day ,fell straight down incentive scattered peanuts .Precisely at noon to eat pasta, pull to the general time hanging in midair, also do not come under the ,also do not go ,tried to pinch off him ,did not think of starch quality is very good, very chewy ,clip continuously .
Simply uses hand to pinch off .But less health .I suddenly feel the teeth there are foreign bodies ,with the hand buckle ,is at noon to eat half root vermicelli card in the mouth , I used the hand pull ,tried to pull him out , did not think of ,PY away half of the root is also pulling me out a little ,I Gang door sphincter hard ,hand Fentiao Judah into the mouth of an inch ,was rushing to the class .
Don think too much ,directly by hand pulling ,all get out .Wipe go to a class ,make mouth of yellow .Flow of soup ( feel shy ,that diarrhea ) ,make students have asked ,I explained that ,just go out to drink a bowl of millet gruel .
12 previouslywhile studying in Taiwan ,the school has some people bring their own lunch ,when the morning to bring convenience to steam ,and later a boys put cicada the baby was placed in a girl lunchbox and steam .
.. 13whenthe hanged ghost ( also say a name from the tree ,hanging wire hanging down ) shell peeling off, you can see the inside of a soft black worm ,the worm to catch out into the wall of my dead .
.. This BT girl ?14night inthe yard ,can not run the toilets, ran into the building site ( walled ) ,was the entrance of a barrel , empty ,squat pulling on the S ,after pulling the inside water and cement ,with reinforced mixing evenly ,moved to the site entrance march off 15classboring .
.. ~ ~ the earthworm put a piece of paper with a pen to roll out ~ ~ ~ ~ what took full roll out ~ ~ and then put the rest of the bark on the balcony drying ~ ~ after class had a band ~ ~ can do catapult your glass ~ ~ 16 childhoodhome Poor, no money to buy toys ,once outside in the stool ,stool in the finished found there is a very long insect ( 20CM) I just pick up the sons rubber band playing ,keep playing at home, mom my hand things not throw away ,asked me what? I said I pulled out of the rubber band ,mother received in the past ,looked up and there was a worm ,gas give me a good beating ,then I am wronged cry .
17 infantschool, traits of inward ,the day when the class express (DB) ,but have no toilet paper ,and were afraid to ask the teacher to take ( do not know at that time how so shy ) suddenly P eye inside a moving ,DB out half ,because they do not want to make a fool of yourself ,hard finger across the pants pant out half of the DB plug back ,then the feeling .
.. ... ... ... ... ... It is a cool !Later on their own intuition to find toilet paper, rushed to the restroom is convenient ,remember that time endurance really strong... 18Iused to lead to eat chicken rice .
. always catch one or two grain heap into chicken .Chicken eating to scramble up. I each throw will lead a competing . Then I put a firecracker thrown into the rice in. Hehe .19ago Iand brother live in a university dining hall ,near a slope ,as every day squatting on the slope on the poop, who tried to roll away ~ ~ ~ 20 wasthe first grade of primary school ,class stomach pain ,want to shit ,and not to the teacher say ,then couldn ,pull my pants .
Pulling hands ,the teacher asked him what the matter was ,from my pants quarry out a huge block of shit to her, when the teacher let me go to the toilet .When to go, I just shake ,the results from three or four students who also bore a shit stains .
21 when I was a child, in that cell shape in the toilet after BB ,one not careful, later fell ,summer ,after ,I sink without sinking ,floating did not float up ,big B too much in the pool ,I threw back his head ,want to shout and not shout, the shit on my face overflow to overflow to go, I would in diving ,the smelly ,indescribable ,and there are a lot of mosquitoes ,then I on fecal tank stopped for 5 minutes,was found to have a toad in my face climb over, the claws when I face a catch ,the scary ah ,I ah ,crazy ah ,people pass by ,see inside I froze, after GG ,a clipped my few gel in dung, hair ,picked up ,too bad ,he dropped his ,clunk ,I and no bottom down ,the feeling, the vomit ah ,then she dragged me into the water in a desperate rush .
Nearly died in the septic tank Ehewdfmnl (talk)555555 !22 primary schoolwhen I remember spring, school will send some dozen roundworm medicine ,one morning I just eat a bowl of the drug that makes ascarid ,in the afternoon, feeling a casual desires ,then went to the toilet ,began to feel ,to rub PP when she found something on PP in use hand pulled, was originally 2 smallroundworm ,when is my treasure pull out ,but never broke ,wipe the PP class office look directly run ,head teacher is a female drops ,my hands touching two yellow Ascaris to the teacher :teacher at the medicine really useful yo ,I really really out ,or two, you see !!!The teacher fainted .
.. 23I think thething ,is also a pot to fish in case of gas steady fire burned slowly ,slowly died fish .Now feel that was very cruel .24 whencaught a mouse ,to its mouth a big thunder ,igniting the lead after putting it free ,now I think it is love that .
25 when I was a child Ihave seen my good friend goldfish out ~ ~ and then cut off the goldfish bulge out of the 2 eyes!Oh ~ the black liquid from goldfish eyes out ,my friend asked me to do so !I the cold oh by the way, my friend and I girls ~ at that time only about 11 years old .
.. 26whenmake a mistake ,my father beat me ,got a runaway ,through the three horse across a scrap purchasing ,from home to steal an egg ,with the aid of waste station paper ready to burn
the eggs, results in no pot ,I found in the trash dump a whore ,ignited some waste paper ,it for a long time ,knocking, eggs or not ,then ,put the egg broken shoes continue inside
burning ,the eggs cooked, to a group of older than me ,than I am small P small children ,look at me the egg is finished, and a GG asked me to eat ,I said good, there is shoes smell

Reprint a life with wife do, see 49 almost cry..

Only with the wife do, see the 49 sentence almost cried out..Mo bully young poor life with his wife to do, see the 49 sentence almost cried out..Only with the wife do , see the 49 sentence almost cried out.
.Sharing Author: Blue speechless has been sharing 6 reviews (0) copy link sharing reproduced. 1, buy a big house for you, for our baby a baby's room.2, make you lie on my lap quietly read a book, and then touch your hair.
3, when you say you're tired and do not want to cook, hold your bed quilt cover, and then personally give you my best instant noodles!4, when you do not eat when you eat ice cream, and then not to feed you.
5, take you to go to Maldives, feeling the stationary space-time.6, again and you go to Africa, makes you feel very white.7, my toothbrush secretly and you change your.8, each special day will be left in your mind for a special memory.
In 9, when you take a shower for rubbing the back, after the bath to help you rub your feet.10, when you tired to help you rub shoulders.11, there is no reason to love you.12, you write something I must do first reader, and no matter what you write is to encourage you.
In 13 , during the autumn of each year and you have to go mountain climbing.14, often hold you , hold you, even in a public occasion.In 15, wake up and have a look before you sleep, gently kiss you.16 , often make you want to laugh and cry.
17, to accompany you shopping, and you cook dinner together.18, walking in the street when I won't let you leave yourself 1 meters, never let you go by the road side.19 , across the street is to hold your hand.
20, in your special period when you end my brown sugar fried egg, you put the tears back to my chest.21, in life to make you, you are wrong is my fault, I must first apologize after quarreling, but in the wrong is to adhere to the principle of.
22, listen to you call me stupid, whatever you want to call my name.23, evening intentionally wake you up, you lazy voice.In 24, help you in your side to help you.25, help your hair does not hurt you.In 26, when you read a book attentively do not disturb you.
In 27, and you get to eat the most delicious, the most nutritious for you.28, listen to you call from the beach, listening to you on the sound waves.29, help you to buy food and buy a bunch of flowers for you.
30, when you are sick, keep at your side, give you plug is angular, touch your forehead, and hold you in my arms.31, always have your wallet photos, or family portrait.In 32, and you raise children.In 33, after work just to see the lights in the house will open the door yourself, never to wake you up.
34, in the middle of the night on your quilt away let you into my blanket.35, listen to you not to smoke, drink less , eat more fruits, eat regular meals.In 37, thunder when you say "I hold you" because I know that you fear thunder.
In 38, with you every day to drink milk.39, after our quarrel, can sleep in the living room, let you think well, wait for you to give me to cover the quilt.40, keep a little beard, kissing you sneak into your face.
41, when you were 70 years old with you to see the sunset.In 42, and you see the ghost, comfort you said "don't be afraid, I got you!"43, when you lie on the balcony railing, from behind you hug you.44, do not say thank you, sorry or something like that, that would be very welcome.
In 45, when it appeared in front of you.46, no money when it said "wife, give some pocket money!"47, when you and the kids playing in the park, sitting while enjoying.48, listen to every word you say.49, if something should happen to me, I hope you can find you more than I can say.
50, every day thank God let us meet, know, love... What do you think?Heart feeling?Be impressed?Feel good articles on top up, reprint, who, not used to!Subscribe to subscribe to the reading room reading

Yu Minhong + Niu Gensheng + Shi Yuzhu Ma classic quotations

Yu Minhong classical quotations:relationresult1if a womanbecause of the feel of a boy student to marry him ,this is a pretty girls ;boys because of marrying her ,is aesthetic .2 why don pride and inferiority ?You can say that they are the best, but can not say that they are the best ,the best in Beijing ,the best ,the best in the world ,so you don self-confidence ;similarly, you can say you class is the worst, but you can prove you are the worst ?To prove that he is the worst ?So don self-abased .
3 old,people value is no longer the appearance ,not your handsome not handsome ,but see you heart charm :your spirit ,spirit .In 4 the worldhas a lot of talent ,genius is to appreciate ,not to vie .
5 you said I was a pig ,no, I actually even worse than a pig .Many people lost happiness ,because he is too sensitive .Other word ,a comment made her angry for a month .It is very boring .
Serious became Ma Jiajue ,because no one else please eat himself was depressed to kill .Some of the efforts of more than 6a day,more than others to an hour .7 make thisworld is not bright sunshine ,but the girls smile .
8 attractive andrespect ,we must study a very specialized field ,on the field, you are the best ,or at least 10Chinesemoney ,so no matter when you are saying ,have to do .Yu Minhong originally wanted to become China I study English before 100, but later found it impossible .
So I had to back the word, used 1 years of time to recite the English dictionary ,become Chinese word expert ,now I published Red Treasure Book Series :from junior high school to GRE words have the dozen ,annual sales of 1000000 volumes,money than my official work much higher .
9 college students shoulddo is :( 1)professional , to become China top 100 ;( 2)the humanities ,read 500 books.( 3).10 if you want to attract sb. ,would make themselves into a tree ,standing proudly in the earth ;instead of doing a grass ,you met who stepped on a grass, also apologized to the grass said: sorry ?11 learning English is like learning birds,you study birds in the forest ,when there are four birds fall on your shoulders ,you passed the English four levels, when there are six birds fall on your shoulders ,you passed the English six levels, when there are many bird falls on your shoulders ,you become a bird man .
12 the woman is gentleand is proportional to achievement of man .In 13 ,Yu Minhong in the win in China reviews quotes the shell of a snail is to add their own .Both rely on, also rely on, also rely on their own .
Be in a calm mood to accept failure .Be generous ,atmosphere ,do not give up !The world is not absolutely fair ,fair at only one point .My heart ,the world will peace .Learn to give them a chance .
Rank and honor ,like the clouds in the sky ,not lying in bed ,in the fall .Rank and honor is a beautiful scenery ,can enjoy .Just out of compassion and pride to do ,will almost always fail .
Every river has a dream :to the sea .The Yangtze River ,the Yellow River rush to the sea ,is not the same .The Yellow River Yangtze River to open ,with many twists and turns ,track is not the same .
But there is a water spirit .Water in the running process, if precipitation on sediment ,would never see the sun .14 ,Yu Minhong :people like to live like trees to win in China the third season 36 in12live lecturethere are two way of life ,the first way is the same as the grass alive ,even though you are alive ,continues to grow each year ,but you are a grass ,you absorb the rain dew sunshine ,but long little .
People can step on you ,but people do not because of your pain ,but his pain ;people do not because you have been trampled ,and compassion from you ,because people themselves do not see you .So every one of us ,should grow like a tree ,even if we are nothing ,but as long as you have the tree seeds ,even if you are on earth ,you are still able to absorb the nutrients in the soil ,their growing up .
When you grow into towering trees ,the distant places, people will be able to see you ;approached you ,you give people a piece of green .Alive is a beautiful landscape ,death is still a man of tremendous promise ,are alive with the dead .
This is our standard of life and growth .relationresult relationresultMa Yun classical quotations:relationresult1when you succeed,all you said is the truth .&shy ;relationresult2 I will alwaysbelieve that never give up ,we still have a chance .
Finally, we firmly believe that ,the world as a dream ,as long as the continuous efforts ,as long as the learning ,no matter how long you, whether this ,or that ,the man looks and his talent is inversely proportional to .
Today was brutal ,more brutal tomorrow ,the day after tomorrow is very beautiful ,but most of them died in tomorrow night ,so everyone not to give up today .&shy ;relationresult3Sun Zhengyi and Ihave the same idea ,a plan is first-class Idea plus three flow implementation ;another plan ,implementation of the first-class and three flow of Idea ,which good? We both choose the first-class implementation ,three flow Idea .
&shy ;relationresult4I willthrow the firecrackers ,and must throw the bomb .Throw firecrackers is to attract the attention of others ,confuse the enemy ;throws the bomb is my true purpose .However ,I can tell you when I throw the firecrackers ,when to throw the bomb .
The game is to the true mingled with the false ,so happy .If you feel in the game are very painful ,you play the wrong .&shy ;relationresult5in fact ,some times people is that he said is right .
&shy ;relationresult6private advice that we,we pointed out the wrong people ,is a true friend .&shy ;relationresult7my life is the most happy,I promise to help people to do things ,you are not only complete ,but also more than they do better ,when completed these CIGNA ,the kind of excitement is indescribable .
.. ... &shy ;relationresult8focus on their reputation,hard work ,for the good of others ,abide by a promise ,so the cause of you very helpful .&shy ;relationresult9business must have three major premise: one is to have the benefits of cooperation, two is to have cooperation intention ,three is both sides must be shared prosperity of the plan .
The three indispensable .&shy ;relationresultThe 10service isthe world products, the best service it is not serving ,best service to be not to need the service.&shy ;relationresult11never talk toothers than lucky ,I never thought I lucky than the others, perhaps I than their more perseverance ,in the most difficult times ,they can ,I can get a second ,two seconds .
&shy ;relationresult12 todayto the speech was very excited .I have been to Peking University Students as my idol ,has been admitted into did not ,so I think if one day I must go to the north when the teacher .
&shy ;relationresult13saw 10rabbit,you really catch which one? Some people while grasping the rabbit ,while grasping the rabbit ,may finally have a catch .CEO task is not to seek for the opportunity but the chance to say NO .
Far too many opportunities ,only to catch a .I can only catch a rabbit, catch more, what will lose .&shy ;relationresult14 our companyis a semiannual evaluation ,evaluation of down ,while you work very hard ,also very well, but you are the last one ,very sorry ,you .
&shy ;relationresult15 of ourcompetitors with the biggest difference is that we know what they want ,but they don want to do something .What we want to do, there is no need to let everyone know .
&shy ;relationresultThe 16 networkon a word ,barefoot never afraid of them .&shy ;relationresult17Chineseelectronic business people must stand up and walk hand in hand ,but not always ,always hand in hand will destroy .
I said that Alibaba gold was discovered ,that we absolutely not to dig ,we want others to dig dug gold mine ,he give me a piece of it .&shy ;relationresult18 Ibelieve firmly we will make the mode ,the Amazon is the longest river in the world ,8848is the highest mountain in the world,Alibaba is the world .
A good enterprise by a blood transfusion is living near ,the key is their hematopoietic .&shy ;relationresult19why do Ilive ?The first is because I had no money ,second is my INTERNET do not understand ,third I think like a fool .
&shy ;relationresult20at the gun,you have no time to see your opponent is how to run .Only tomorrow is our competitor .&shy ;relationresult21 ifthe early bird not to eat worms ,it would be the other birds eat .
&shy ;relationresult22rich lobster catch heard,heard that rich whaling .&shy ;relationresult23goodthings are hard to describe .&shy ;relationresult24it seems to me that there arethree kinds of people ,business man : the creation of money ;merchant : something to do ,not to do something .
Entrepreneur :for social responsibility .Entrepreneurs should create an environment for the community .The entrepreneur must have the spirit of innovation .&shy ;relationresult25acompany in the two case the most prone to mistakes ,first there is too much money when, in second in the face of so many opportunities ,a CEO see should not be the opportunity ,because the opportunity is everywhere ,a CEO should see more disaster ,and bring the disaster to strangle in the cradle .
&shy ;relationresult­relationresultNiu Gensheng classical quotations:relationresult1 victorywith wisdom, victory by germany .&shy ;relationresult2drive,you sweat ;have the knowledge ,you give wisdom ;all two are not available, please vacate post .
&shy ;relationresult3cityto drink a glass of milk, the rural rich one family .&shy ;relationresult4Choi scattered people together,the wealth gathering person .&shy ;relationresult5a product,catch the eye ,ear pull ,as warm .
&shy ;relationresult6a person with mental problems,is defective; soul of a person ,is dangerous goods .Managing people .&shy ;relationresult7goodgood state of mind only .&shy ;relationresult8to help others,but never hurt others .
&shy ;relationresult9want toknow ,a reversed .&shy ;relationresult10from scratch,is a happy thing .And from there to the free ,is also a kind of pleasure .&shy ;relationresult11 product marketis the hundreds of millions of citizens ,the capital market is the 10 million shareholders ,raw materials market is the millions of farmers .
&shy ;relationresult12letpeople know your benefit ,is not good ;for you do not know the people benefit ,which is very good .&shy ;relationresultThe 13disadvantageto also do not eat into time , would not suffer .
Much more bitter ,sweet is big .&shy ;relationresult14winthree two back to back three years ,five years ,a little IQ; want to do a hundred years old ,want to win a lifetime ,no absolutely not to germany .
&shy ;relationresultA 15study hard,do comfortable ;learn comfortable ,do hard .&shy ;relationresult16products equivalent to character,quality is life .&shy ;relationresult17 seeothers not pleasing to the eye ,the first is their lack of moral cultivation .
&shy ;relationresult18 fromthe most dissatisfied customers, have learned the most .&shy ;relationresult19managementis a serious love .&shy ;relationresult20 operating theenterprise is managing people .
&shy ;relationresult21people can not putmoney into the grave ,but money can bring people into the grave .&shy ;relationresult22 a personbecause he is not happy with much ,because they care less .
&shy ;relationresult23a business be successful,the key depends on system design .&shy ;relationresult24othersfrom 0 start ,I start from the negative .&shy ;relationresult25hearflattery is a lucky person, hear the criticism it is a danger .
&shy ;relationresult26treateach head of cattle, because they are mothers .&shy ;relationresultThe 27 layoutdecided the outcome .&shy ;relationresult28there are a lot ofthings ,as long as you do it thoroughly ,make expert ,you can create his own chances of success .
&shy ;relationresult29 Talkingfast selling products, mute products go slow .&shy ;relationresult30if youget five points in the trial of strength with others ,others will show the power of twelve points with you .
&shy ;relationresult relationresultShi Yuzhu classical quotations:relationresult relationresult1.90%difficulties now you never thought of ,you do not know it is difficult .&shy ;relationresult2.
The core team members have to resign ,don ,since proposed ,sooner or later he was to go .&shy ;relationresult3.If no price advantage and technique of absolute advantage ,must not enter the Red Sea market ,or you will lose !&shy ;relationresult4.
Do the chain business ,must make a fool version of the Handbook of marketing and management manual, only such ,ability realizes remote management .&shy ;relationresult5.Succeed in doing a shop from your success is not far away ,so your first step is to stand on solid ground ,concentrate on the ground to make a house ,but also to give up the chain of this ,not in the future how to do chain do too much dream ,to make the first stand on solid ground .
&shy ;relationresult6.Do the national market, we must first do a test market ,to be a little faster ,shall not be made ,really ;to do the national market, to fast half pace ,slow not !&shy ;relationresult7.
The junior middle school level and postdoctoral do not have what distinction .As long as I have been able to go, this point of view ,do not care about education, as long as the competent can contribute .
&shy ;relationresult8.As we have failed, at least those who have failed before ,should always learn something from it .The success was to learn anything ,people in times of prosperity, when successful, sinking down to sum things ,nature is very empty .
Only when defeated ,summarize the lesson is profound ,is really .&shy ;relationresult9 on thepast successful experience and then a good summary ,especially for the lessons of failure ,at night when you think about it .
Anyway, go to bed too ,want to you actually got much more useful than you read a book .Because some books are far from you ,that is to look at his past to write something .&shy ;relationresult10.
The most painful time, maximum pressure during head inside ,only one thing was ,I put the branch manager to barren mountain at the foot of the north gate of the place ,hostel ,then in the local closed criticism meeting .
Everybody criticized me, criticized the three days and nights ,I felt that is very useful .&shy ;relationresult11.To change the consumer idea ,the sun than the board harder ;but it is not impossible .
&shy ;relationresult12.The present age, the strategy was the right decision after the details of the factors ,there are many details handled properly ,your strategy right will fail .&shy ;relationresult13.
Don the spire, two or three line market a greater than .&shy ;relationresult14.Management of ruthless ,people love .&shy ;relationresult­15.The so-called talent ,is you give him something, he made ;you gave him a thing ,he made .

Teach you how to word the people get angry and funny

1 push me , push me is dead to you!I have 2 cars, or its own!3 so many people despise me, who do you think you are? 4 I could not say, you haven't make beauty meter !5 I will not only good luck, beriberi is also good!6 is the mirror will reflect!7 who have a P use? Well not be eaten!8 give me you don't have to worry , not the wrong thing!9 don't be nervous, I'm no good.
.. 10 don't Xie, Xie over how can I took your money!11 and I said come on - I'm Affandi!12 you ignore me, then ignore me into a dog !13 can't reach it, left foot to right foot. 14 some people alive, she's already dead.
Some people alive, he'd damn!15 you say... You love me?... I... I... I told you, I really like my own. 16 you want to drink, or drink, or drink? Take your pick!17 you should say say, should not say say in a low voice.
18 reading matter, can be said to steal 19 Confucius once said: do not put me on your tolerance as you shameless capital!20 don't think I'm handsome think I'm far too high to be reached, in fact I was all rivers run into sea.
21 good weather today, windy and raining. 22 as a typical example of failure, you are so successful!23 I really meant to kill this little bug, but my tongue long enough... 24 feet of three Smiths suffocate Zhu Geliang.
25 bother I will tie you grass boat borrow arrows to!26 the wind blows strongly the Yi River is so cold, you should also owed money!27.A: where to eat? I haven't any money.         B: dined out in a restaurant, I asked -- water pipes.
28 see the fallen fall? 29 I left dragon right * *, waist lines of Mickey Mouse. 30.A: revenge not reported difficult to swallow this pass..         nbsp;   B: that will make you pass away? 31 mountain road Xiangan net, no end for learning Babao as porridge.
32 we are the world , but also to our children, but eventually the grandsons'. 33.A: homework yet?   & nbsp;     B: sat !Here, the P shares in the bottom, also hot... You? That give you 34 today who doing ah, even not wiping blackboard!35 how much are these shoes cost? 36 I really blind my dog.

A person's temperature

"After 90 , we walk in the forefront of the trend deductive piercing of the tragedy.Once the one haunting me?With the wind return , twilight road night bar , who miss always linger in my heart I know that man in his heart like me in suffering , his heart still has me , even if only a corner.
Even if.Even if..Don't say sorry because it once to say to a sure sign that owes -.Happiness is a relatively level, things have only felt bottom.I am not happy , so, don't bless me, this will only let me

Interpretation of English humor car car funny explanation

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Always AUDI Upside-down, Double Interest -- always upside-down, two interesting A Used Dodge Incognito -- a camouflaged dodge BMW BMW Break My Window - break my window (this one is one of the world's most
famous BMW nickname , English national make known to every family) Bring More Women -- how to cheat some sister BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Buick -- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Cadillac CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions -- hit a car the company no matter for Chevrolet Can Hear Every Valve Rap CHEVROLET On Long Extended Trips -- long-distance travel can hear every
valve noise Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time -- cheap , predictable , each had good luck all the Dodge Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere DODGE-- travel old guy (world famous nickname)
Dear Old Dads Garbage Engine -- his broken engine Ferrari FERRARI Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively -- lunatic mad destroy roads FIAT Fiat Found In A Trashcan -- found in a trash
(world famous nickname) Fix It All the Time -- FORD Fast Only Rolling will repair Ford Downhill -- Rolled down a hill and For Old Retired Dutchmen -- for old retired Dutchmen (world famous a nickname,
Dutchmen is not a Dutch mean , stingy, miserly person means) HONDA Horribly Overpriced Needing Dads Assistance Honda , -- too expensive, to Dad put money can afford to buy Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything