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Funny little time is really very wicked

In 1she saidis a wicked thing ,but I have to say a wicked thing ( when ,in her home ,the summer flies sticky fly paper ,the results of a chicken accidentally P shares do not know how to sit up, stick the paper ,only, the chicken around the yard does not stop after running ,the paper of joy rang ,rung to the more ruthless ,chicken run more fierce, I ran chicken run ,the results do not know how much running laps ,I run, chicken is not moved ,I look at the past ,the chickens died, my grandmother asked me why did the chicken killed ,I said I didn ,is its own running dead ,she also does not believe ,still say I did wrong ~ ~ ~ ) ,2smallmouth when greedy ,not that conditions especially hard ,not now the kids happy, drink a bowl sweet potato leaf mass ,or hungry dizzy ,go out to play ,I saw to the last black sweet potato ,oh !Regardless of all rushed over ,get and forget his mouth, feeling taste right ,out to see was a pile of shit ,I didn feel sick ,to rinse the mouth to play .
Now think of it ,your funny ah !~ ~ ~ 3 I remembermy kindergarten, we after class ,go pee ,then we than those who booed the highest ,because at that time the kindergarten wall is shorter ,has a brother really hush hush passed ,I .
Because there is behind the wall sold already lit place ,finally we are teacher closed sessions ,the hush hush the last brother beat up a ton, haha... 4primary schoola spring outing ,I strongly carsick .
When drinking water can not help ,spit everywhere ,kettle ,car ,clothes ... Everywhere is sour sticky liquid .After getting off to clean up ,but the kettle inside forget .Just hang on the chair .
After a month with No .One day I not in table ,thirsty ,take drink ... Then fell out of something ... Then spits have long maggots ... 5kindergarten,a class of fecal urgency ,and a schoolmate to go together .
The toilet nobody ,so quiet !Pull BB ,an idea occurred to me ,I said :we put the stool on the wall is good ?They come in here ... So he got two sticks to work .The results ,our objective was achieved ,but can also be found .
Two our stand in the pit ,ferocious said :after a dare !!Thought can really throw us down ,scared to death .The primary school ,learned a idiom dung Tuqiang ,how so familiar ?!6 friends of thesick ,little time together for fans ,telling jokes ,he laughed ,the fans from the nose out ,revealing a section, it is proposed that out his mouth ,I said from the nose and pulled ,results ,out of a blue .
.. More cold ,cold... He said !In the paper 7~... My hometown had a sports center ,center back is overgrown with grass space ,then the maternity hospital in our childhood in open play ,often in the grass found the abandoned baby or freak ,some not dead yet ,most are dead .
One a bold use branches to pick up a dead child ,pink ,and then dropped it on the ground .The child skulls are not long ,I saw pink brains out ... And now it disgusting. 8wasfound by the roadside a dead duck ,and several small a friend gave it to buried in the sand .
A few days later decided to have a look what the .After a week or so ,take a look at Shaba ,the duck disappeared ,see full of maggots in the nest arch arch arch ah ah ah ... 9schoolto listen to the students that ,when they ran to the other pumpkin fields to pick a big pumpkin will not cut a hole in the surface of Teng ,in drawing BB foam ,and then cut down the restoration ,finally pumpkin cut long, but there has been fermented ,wait for someone else to take home a cut with a knife .
.Burst 10whenhave a meal once ,as is the cottage hospital ,I was among the courtyard eat, I do not know where ran out big white maggot .Valley Yonggu came to the table ,all of a sudden I beat him to death ,then splash out a lot of foam ,make it is ,splashing into the bowl also has ,because commissariat is nervous at that time ,also cannot be wasted ,go to eat ,as was a tooth ,estimated that large maggot pregnant ,the seed yield up to my bowl .
.. 11another time,I went to shit .MD ,for a period of time that constipation ,gang door sphincter can ,the whole day ,fell straight down incentive scattered peanuts .Precisely at noon to eat pasta, pull to the general time hanging in midair, also do not come under the ,also do not go ,tried to pinch off him ,did not think of starch quality is very good, very chewy ,clip continuously .
Simply uses hand to pinch off .But less health .I suddenly feel the teeth there are foreign bodies ,with the hand buckle ,is at noon to eat half root vermicelli card in the mouth , I used the hand pull ,tried to pull him out , did not think of ,PY away half of the root is also pulling me out a little ,I Gang door sphincter hard ,hand Fentiao Judah into the mouth of an inch ,was rushing to the class .
Don think too much ,directly by hand pulling ,all get out .Wipe go to a class ,make mouth of yellow .Flow of soup ( feel shy ,that diarrhea ) ,make students have asked ,I explained that ,just go out to drink a bowl of millet gruel .
12 previouslywhile studying in Taiwan ,the school has some people bring their own lunch ,when the morning to bring convenience to steam ,and later a boys put cicada the baby was placed in a girl lunchbox and steam .
.. 13whenthe hanged ghost ( also say a name from the tree ,hanging wire hanging down ) shell peeling off, you can see the inside of a soft black worm ,the worm to catch out into the wall of my dead .
.. This BT girl ?14night inthe yard ,can not run the toilets, ran into the building site ( walled ) ,was the entrance of a barrel , empty ,squat pulling on the S ,after pulling the inside water and cement ,with reinforced mixing evenly ,moved to the site entrance march off 15classboring .
.. ~ ~ the earthworm put a piece of paper with a pen to roll out ~ ~ ~ ~ what took full roll out ~ ~ and then put the rest of the bark on the balcony drying ~ ~ after class had a band ~ ~ can do catapult your glass ~ ~ 16 childhoodhome Poor, no money to buy toys ,once outside in the stool ,stool in the finished found there is a very long insect ( 20CM) I just pick up the sons rubber band playing ,keep playing at home, mom my hand things not throw away ,asked me what? I said I pulled out of the rubber band ,mother received in the past ,looked up and there was a worm ,gas give me a good beating ,then I am wronged cry .
17 infantschool, traits of inward ,the day when the class express (DB) ,but have no toilet paper ,and were afraid to ask the teacher to take ( do not know at that time how so shy ) suddenly P eye inside a moving ,DB out half ,because they do not want to make a fool of yourself ,hard finger across the pants pant out half of the DB plug back ,then the feeling .
.. ... ... ... ... ... It is a cool !Later on their own intuition to find toilet paper, rushed to the restroom is convenient ,remember that time endurance really strong... 18Iused to lead to eat chicken rice .
. always catch one or two grain heap into chicken .Chicken eating to scramble up. I each throw will lead a competing . Then I put a firecracker thrown into the rice in. Hehe .19ago Iand brother live in a university dining hall ,near a slope ,as every day squatting on the slope on the poop, who tried to roll away ~ ~ ~ 20 wasthe first grade of primary school ,class stomach pain ,want to shit ,and not to the teacher say ,then couldn ,pull my pants .
Pulling hands ,the teacher asked him what the matter was ,from my pants quarry out a huge block of shit to her, when the teacher let me go to the toilet .When to go, I just shake ,the results from three or four students who also bore a shit stains .
21 when I was a child, in that cell shape in the toilet after BB ,one not careful, later fell ,summer ,after ,I sink without sinking ,floating did not float up ,big B too much in the pool ,I threw back his head ,want to shout and not shout, the shit on my face overflow to overflow to go, I would in diving ,the smelly ,indescribable ,and there are a lot of mosquitoes ,then I on fecal tank stopped for 5 minutes,was found to have a toad in my face climb over, the claws when I face a catch ,the scary ah ,I ah ,crazy ah ,people pass by ,see inside I froze, after GG ,a clipped my few gel in dung, hair ,picked up ,too bad ,he dropped his ,clunk ,I and no bottom down ,the feeling, the vomit ah ,then she dragged me into the water in a desperate rush .
Nearly died in the septic tank Ehewdfmnl (talk)555555 !22 primary schoolwhen I remember spring, school will send some dozen roundworm medicine ,one morning I just eat a bowl of the drug that makes ascarid ,in the afternoon, feeling a casual desires ,then went to the toilet ,began to feel ,to rub PP when she found something on PP in use hand pulled, was originally 2 smallroundworm ,when is my treasure pull out ,but never broke ,wipe the PP class office look directly run ,head teacher is a female drops ,my hands touching two yellow Ascaris to the teacher :teacher at the medicine really useful yo ,I really really out ,or two, you see !!!The teacher fainted .
.. 23I think thething ,is also a pot to fish in case of gas steady fire burned slowly ,slowly died fish .Now feel that was very cruel .24 whencaught a mouse ,to its mouth a big thunder ,igniting the lead after putting it free ,now I think it is love that .
25 when I was a child Ihave seen my good friend goldfish out ~ ~ and then cut off the goldfish bulge out of the 2 eyes!Oh ~ the black liquid from goldfish eyes out ,my friend asked me to do so !I the cold oh by the way, my friend and I girls ~ at that time only about 11 years old .
.. 26whenmake a mistake ,my father beat me ,got a runaway ,through the three horse across a scrap purchasing ,from home to steal an egg ,with the aid of waste station paper ready to burn
the eggs, results in no pot ,I found in the trash dump a whore ,ignited some waste paper ,it for a long time ,knocking, eggs or not ,then ,put the egg broken shoes continue inside
burning ,the eggs cooked, to a group of older than me ,than I am small P small children ,look at me the egg is finished, and a GG asked me to eat ,I said good, there is shoes smell

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.Sharing Author: Blue speechless has been sharing 6 reviews (0) copy link sharing reproduced. 1, buy a big house for you, for our baby a baby's room.2, make you lie on my lap quietly read a book, and then touch your hair.
3, when you say you're tired and do not want to cook, hold your bed quilt cover, and then personally give you my best instant noodles!4, when you do not eat when you eat ice cream, and then not to feed you.
5, take you to go to Maldives, feeling the stationary space-time.6, again and you go to Africa, makes you feel very white.7, my toothbrush secretly and you change your.8, each special day will be left in your mind for a special memory.
In 9, when you take a shower for rubbing the back, after the bath to help you rub your feet.10, when you tired to help you rub shoulders.11, there is no reason to love you.12, you write something I must do first reader, and no matter what you write is to encourage you.
In 13 , during the autumn of each year and you have to go mountain climbing.14, often hold you , hold you, even in a public occasion.In 15, wake up and have a look before you sleep, gently kiss you.16 , often make you want to laugh and cry.
17, to accompany you shopping, and you cook dinner together.18, walking in the street when I won't let you leave yourself 1 meters, never let you go by the road side.19 , across the street is to hold your hand.
20, in your special period when you end my brown sugar fried egg, you put the tears back to my chest.21, in life to make you, you are wrong is my fault, I must first apologize after quarreling, but in the wrong is to adhere to the principle of.
22, listen to you call me stupid, whatever you want to call my name.23, evening intentionally wake you up, you lazy voice.In 24, help you in your side to help you.25, help your hair does not hurt you.In 26, when you read a book attentively do not disturb you.
In 27, and you get to eat the most delicious, the most nutritious for you.28, listen to you call from the beach, listening to you on the sound waves.29, help you to buy food and buy a bunch of flowers for you.
30, when you are sick, keep at your side, give you plug is angular, touch your forehead, and hold you in my arms.31, always have your wallet photos, or family portrait.In 32, and you raise children.In 33, after work just to see the lights in the house will open the door yourself, never to wake you up.
34, in the middle of the night on your quilt away let you into my blanket.35, listen to you not to smoke, drink less , eat more fruits, eat regular meals.In 37, thunder when you say "I hold you" because I know that you fear thunder.
In 38, with you every day to drink milk.39, after our quarrel, can sleep in the living room, let you think well, wait for you to give me to cover the quilt.40, keep a little beard, kissing you sneak into your face.
41, when you were 70 years old with you to see the sunset.In 42, and you see the ghost, comfort you said "don't be afraid, I got you!"43, when you lie on the balcony railing, from behind you hug you.44, do not say thank you, sorry or something like that, that would be very welcome.
In 45, when it appeared in front of you.46, no money when it said "wife, give some pocket money!"47, when you and the kids playing in the park, sitting while enjoying.48, listen to every word you say.49, if something should happen to me, I hope you can find you more than I can say.
50, every day thank God let us meet, know, love... What do you think?Heart feeling?Be impressed?Feel good articles on top up, reprint, who, not used to!Subscribe to subscribe to the reading room reading