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Quick laugh ...Trembling with fear of dada son returned home : ,today the exam had 60 points .My father was angry : in low, don call me dad !The very next day the boy came back :sorry ,brother !night ,daughter eager to call :Mom mom !He hasn ,there must be another woman !Mother softly comforted : ,lovely, not just to think the worst ,maybe out of the car accident !Arabia students to his father sent an e-mail :Dad ,Berlin is a good place .
The people here are very friendly .But I went to school a little feel shy .Others take the subway to school ,then I open a gold benz .Father replies :son ,give you $200000000 over the past.
Don shame ,hurry to buy a subway !A boy on the girlfriend said :I want to break up ,I feel tired ,no feeling .The girlfriend said to him a let him suddenly speechless . Hundreds of millions of Chinese people to the country foot long bored .
Had no feeling, why the country foot has not disbanded ?1300000000 of the troublecan not dissolve a 11personteam ,now you say a person tired ,to disband the team with two people ?!When eating ,one female colleague heavy-hearted said: I may be red .
We are very curious, and ask ? I just found a U disc lost ,8 G...When the school ,the whole class self introduction .A boy walks on stage :my name is Wang Peng ,from Beijing ,I loved playing chess !He was down ,the next is a female ,the female modesty to the podium ,introduces himself :I be very upset .
.. ... My name is Xia Qi ... ... ..A drunken sleep and miss leadership .Mobile phone rang ,Miss said: sorry ,you call the user has been drunk ,please call again tomorrow !The leadership at the wife : you drank much wine ?China Mobile knows .
..A millionaire told ill only half the time ,sad to find a killer ,let himself in the most happy time to kill him .A few days later ,the millionaire was misdiagnosed notice, is happily, the killer was killed .
&nbsp ;&nbsp ;sea two crew Fu finally returned home .But back home, he found a baby !Fu excited asked his wife who did it? Is it right? The next idea ? Not .And his wife said is it right? My friend dumber ? Not .
It must be Xiao Wang ,I damn fair-weather friends ! !She replied I would not have a friend ?Taobao buy clothes , put ,I want to cry he has for his dad was a great engineer proud .One day, he met her .
And then she talked .Xiaoming for Xiaohua said: do you know Himalaya Range ?She says :know ah .He said : built .I was speechless .She is .He thought for a moment .Say :do you know the dead sea ?That is my father .
A QQ is done, it romantic writing: you five wool Wowu hair ,so we can together !The envy of other girls ,said: you six wool Woliu hair we two can block 2 ...Another girl to you seven I seven hair :hair ,we two can be a piece of dead .
.. &nbsp ;&nbsp ;his wife :husband ,I just heard reports of high speed road there is a car in retrograde ,you have to be careful !Husband :,a car ?I see one hundred cars are more than !&nbsp ;&nbsp ;university graduates three years, several students in a class group chat ,chat is full of technology ,such as Java ,xml .
Another classmate home opened early ,do managers ,edgeways ,heart very uncomfortable ,after a long time of a plug : the company is due to business expansion ,recruitment driver, requirements: 4 yearsexperience in the development of java !Suddenly the group quiet .
..When I was young, the teacher told me: the person a diligent guy and a little lazy guy when you shilly-shally when they fight .Primary school when diligent guy often lazy guy playing the petals drop and waters flow.
When junior high school ,but by the deuce ,to high school is a lazy guy always win .But to the university I suddenly found that they did not fight ,fuck hard villain was killed ....
One day Xiaoming with tomato and strawberry watermelon in Shangjie ,at an intersection of tomato has been run ,Xiaoming says :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Tomato sauce !And to a junction ,watermelon bumped ,Xiaoming says :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Watermelon juice.
At the third crossing, Xiaoming get killed ,strawberry said :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Scumbag !Ten years later ,we inadvertently met again, she asked me in a small voice :these years so good ?She nice to you .
I am very sad ,said :I ,waiting for you .Her eyes became moist red ,said :you 7 at nightto the hotel to look for me .July 7th night ,like hook ,I hold flowers ,half an hour earlier came to the hotel ,she greets me in ,greeted me to sit down ,and asked :have you heard of Amway ?.
.. ... &nbsp ;&nbsp ;do you love me ? You guess . Love ! You guess again .Picking up a mobile phone today ,want to return it to the owner ,then when he found a mobile phone number to make the past ( is the owner ,connected to each other after the said: brother ,what I said :you are the mobile phone owner ?I found your brother mobile phone !She said: Oh ,you wait .
Then hang up on me .After about a minute .The phone rang ,I joined ,will listen to each other is a woman said :brother ,your phone to find !This year Hunan province college entrance examination Chinese composition inscribes is early ,came out from the examination place we talk about ,when one of them exclaimed: early? Not dry ?The collapse of a university .
... a boys jump off building ,who died after a successful ,finishing relics ,mobile phone short message receiving the final a :husband ,teaching building there is people jump off building ,and quickly see .
The taxi radio said hello !Today is a participant ,please Christine Fan ,van Weiqi !The driver said ... MD ,now I stammer can when the station DJ !Morning in Guangzhou University city has a student to jump off building died .
The reporter just after an interview back ,because find job carnival ,wine drunk fell downstairs and died .A reporter asked the signing is where ,said that Shenzhen Foxconn !Special thirsty ,to a store to buy a bottle of iced tea .
Drank half found is a copycat ,has drunk ,also did not say what .A look at the cap ,and a bottle of .Immediately to the boss said the lottery ,give a bottle .The boss is very calm ,you can have a look carefully .
I see, exercises ,and buy a bottle !Window is not beautiful, is within the comments ...In a ~ ~ ~ ~ ,waiter, my two cups of cola ,to ice ...Few holidays come to my home ...Generous sister that you should do is really the top stylist ,make as like as two peas drop hair ,worship .

Often chat person must look at oh!Maybe......

1 when you receive a "what are you doing?"    actually wanted to say "I love you" 2 when you receive the "ha ha", is not smile or giggle 3 but if "ha ha"     "hey hey" or "quack" , when you hit the past is laughing 4 that you "fool" "idiot"     is actually cared about you, worried about you , hope you take good care of yourself 5 if the question is over, actually want to chat more with you 6 "Oh" is mostly perfunctory 7 but if it is "know" "received" "yes" said more about 8 sometimes advise you busy oneself, but he say yes and mean no 9 to his foolish or ashamed to tell you what is lost, I hope you to comfort him, talk to him, even call him 10 take the initiative to you, you can have in his mind the components, most people do not like and do not mind people wordy 11 if your nickname, hope that you can remember him more than 12 "I" "I have at home.
" described in the first thought is of you 13 "you go home let me know."     "you come home yet?"Mean I want you have peace, I forbid you to have 14 and sometimes not so clever to you on the wrong, may be sent to you he wants is not something made, although such a silly 15 received "forwarding 2 people be happy oh", is that he feels that this message is very interesting, but don't have the heart to leave you forwarded to 10 people, just put 10 to 216 any kind of "do not forward it will unfortunately" nature of the curse, he is not received, but will not be forwarded to you 17 A: did you receive TA messages , but do not represent the TA draft box No 18 if possible, he night no shutdown because of your     girls around the age of 20 she is the most beautiful.
At this time her kind-hearted, she is mature, but also a bit childish.When a boy of about 20 is his most bleak days , then nothing, can not be independent and do not want to rely on , struggling with a loss, looking for their position, so if a boy in his 20 years old when he met with a very young girl, that she should treasure, because of this the girl is with your most beautiful with him through the dark days!The only girls with him through, the girl will be happy forever.
Witch magic say that this is a log, read this please log in 5 minutes to reproduce their own space, within a month and you like you will never come together.See not reproduced, male stupid life..Female

At five taboos, no, I can not see! If you don't believe, can

At five taboos , can not see!If you don't believe, you can have a try at night.Now, even the scientists puzzle world is unable to explain the strange scene seven 1 at two thirty-two at night , some candle people will see the witch's tragic death in eighteenth Century.
2.Nail coated with a layer of a layer of black, white, a layer of red still intact , people would say to you.3 at four thirty-eight to peel an apple , if apple peel off , 96 hours to be rather baffling death.
4 little mirror, according to our past lives and how you die.5 night not to wear black hair girl shadow 6 this article is reproduced, the devil will not be ridden, and achieve a wish.7 do not reprint will
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The seller Songtao just a legend...

Female: "are you a peach?"Male: "yes, I am the Songtao" woman: "wow...So far......"M: (silence...)Female: "Songtao liberation?"Boy: "no, our school when all carry guns" girl: "the teacher say?"Male: "a teacher with AC , smoke helmet , MG3- silver killer, flash complex sunglasses, bazooka, Vulcan Gatlin, biochemical grenade.
...." girl: "not so exaggerated it !"Male: "you can have a try!"Female: "where did you speak Mandarin?"Male: "where we only say authentic Guizhou dialect."Female: "you live in caves?"Male: "no, we live in the mountains.
"Female: "the mountains?The tiger does not "male:" don't know, just a few at my door "girl:" ah!That you are not afraid of it. "Man:" what I fear , my own home "girl:" is it right? Peach in Guizhou?"Male: "Yeah! Peach in Guizhou province.
"Female: "you have what good?"Male: "in addition to aircraft flying in heaven, walk on the ground except the tank, swim in water but the ship, we can eat!"Female: "you eat meat?"Male: "our leader invented fire , we now is to eat barbecue.
"Female: "that's good, next time I go Songtao play, on the home you live ah."Male:"......No problem, but my home is far from the downtown area."Female:... How far the male: "don't know. Take the train may be around 3 days" girl: "how do you get to school?"Male: "there are shuttle" girl: "what car?"Male: "it's hard to say, sometimes tanks sometimes armored vehicle" girl: "that must be long before?"Male: "habit, half a year in advance of the line!"Female: "you chaos or not?"Male: "don't mess, fighting is commonplace"".
.................!"Female: "your marriage is monogamy?"Boy: "no, we each man can marry 10 wife."Female: "is not it ~ that you now have a few wife?"Male: "I now have 12 wife, and after graduation to remarry 3.
"Female: "scared to death!12 wasn't enough?How to take 3, didn't you say that every man can only marry 10?"Male: "10 is not so much, I want to marry a few will have several, because my boss here will be cooked!""Girl:" are you going to the tomb of the martyrs Qingming incense?"Male: "we have not martyrs tomb, I only go to his ancestor worship.
"Female: "that your ancestor worship is also burn paper money and set off firecrackers?"Male: "no, we are burning the renminbi, will not set off firecrackers, we are throwing grenades down the hill!"Female: "Songtao a telephone?"Male: "no phone, we are using mobile phone.
"Female: "calls you?"Male: "don't pay the bill, we launched a communications satellite!"Girl: "are you now in Internet bar?"Boy: "no, we here have Internet cafes, everyone of us has' notebook ', from my grandfather's grandfather started to use.
"Female: "I heard you in the Olympic Games have many gold medals."Male: "Yeah, we the people here used to buckle key."Female: "that you train very hard!" male: "no, we are here who has time who will, without any hard training, in August 8th 08, I have no time then, so I didn't go.