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1wife suspectedpretty maids  and her husband  was having an affair,  so  wear  Maid  Dress  in  dark  room  ,be hugged  him  .Wife  :that is  my  turn on the lights  ?.No  ,madam,  Butler says  .relationresult2threeyear old daughter  husband  to  take a shower  ,just  put the daughter  the basin of water  ,daughter  shouted  :Mama  look,  Papa  flirt with hot chicks  !relationresult3OrangeLove  grapefruit  ,expression love but  was rejected  ,orange  yelling  all  of all these is why  ?Grapefruit  timidly say  :an mama said  ,clothes are too  good  and  women are not  good stuff  .<br>relationresult4differences between men and women:women are fat  busty  slim  ,thin  ,high  is  slender  ,short  is  delicate  .The man  is  fat pig  fat  ,thin  chops  ,high  bamboo pole  ,dwarf  is wax gourd  !relationresult5the seedless watermelondeveloped  ,frequently  participate in a variety of  celebration.<br>  Report,  scene is infinite  .Other  watermelon  very envy,  anger: the  beauty of  a  watermelon  what  !No  next generation  !relationresult6 brothersthree  boss asked  the robber  ,the old man  called the  chopper  ,the third  called  trouble  .<br>One day  the  boss  caught  ,old man  went to  the police  .Police  :what are you doing?  Boss  :I am a robber  ,with a kitchen knife  for trouble  !relationresult7the three mousebragging  ,a  mouse  placed  one thousand mouse  clip  ,I still  disco  ;B rat  :I eat  mice medicine  with  sugar  beans  like,  a day to eat a  sack  ;C  rat  :watch  ,to the point  ,I  should go to  bubble  cat  !relationresult8 femalerats suspected of  male mouse  was having an affair  ,a day on the  track  ,the male mouse  into the  grass  ,while  a  hedgehog  ,mother mouse  took  the Hedgehog  :also  said that no  affair  ,say  !Play  so much  mousse  to  seduce who  ?relationresult9will youwake  pillow  lie a mosquito  ,next to the  left  a suicide note,  I fight  night  can  pierce  your face  ,you  cheeky  enough for me to  live in the world,  lord  !Please  forgive him  ,I am  the  Dutch act  !relationresult10you beautifulmillion people  seek  ,a  ghost; wandering souls  back  frowning  ,back two  millennium  dumb  loud roar  ,three  back to  Tyson  the  playing table tennis  ,four  back to  Yang Guo  falls in love with a  walled  ,five  back  with  two  monks  from  .<br>relationresultIn 11athree  year old boy  pulling a  three years old  little girl  says  :I  love  you  .The little girl said  :can you  for my future is  responsible for it  !The little boy said  :  !We are not  one or two years old  !relationresult12 in the morningI  eat  ,because I think about you  ,I  could not eat  ,because  I miss you  ,I  did not eat,  because I  miss you like crazy  ,I  can  at night  ,because  .<br>..  I  hungry  .relationresult13 when I was youngI  two  naive,  I sing you  dance  ,I can  sing two hundred songs  ,you can  jump  two hundred dance  ,so people  affectionately called me  two hundred song  ,called you two hundred  dance  !relationresult14 nervepatient  stopped  nurses:  newspaper password  allowed  into  !The guard  said  : don  them  .<br>Electric door  immediately and leave  ,the patient  to  dig  under the notes  ignore them  psychological  complaints  :unlike  words  ,change a code  again  !relationresult15aBenz  towing a  tractor with  BMW  racing  ,police  discovered  report  ;two vehicle  speed  is more than 180 km  ,the  cow  is a tractor  ,has followed in the  Benz  ,open  for  overtaking  steering lamp  !relationresultSome 16military exercises,a  bomb  fell into the  field  ,to send a  person  to  view the  object  ,a  disheveled  man  cried  ,is not  to steal  melons  ,also  as  the cannon  ?relationresult17onemale mouse  saw the  mother mouse  into the  weeds  ,after a while  a  hedgehog  ,male mouse  caught  ,you still  say no cheating  ,who  bought you a  fur coat  !relationresult18mud nests mouth is short,the mud  is nest Mongolia  incense  !Nest  look into  mud  !Nest  to  mud  ,mud  nest of  love  !(  please read aloud  ) , relationresult19 little pigsthe establishment of the club  ,said  :the member want to call  the nickname  ,call me little  pig  !Puppy  :call me little  dog  !Kitty: call  me  cat  !The chicken is red face  ,so do  calmly  said  :it  ,I have  to  go one step  .<br>relationresult20 turtlesand snakes  around the park  ,only one ticket  ,turtles  make  a snake wrapped around  the neck,  the park,  the ticket  said  :stop  ,tortoise and snake  panic,  Eagle  said  :look at your  turtle  kind  ,also  tie  !relationresult21naturalclass  the teacher asked  : why is the death  of body  is cold?  No one answered  :.<br>..  I  ;nobody knows  ?Then  ,the back of the classroom  some people say:  that is because  calm naturally  cool  ...  .!relationresult22girls andmy brother went to  Shangjie  ,the skirt  was suddenly  a strong wind is blowing  ,girls  panic  press  raised  skirt  shouted:  oh  !Chunguangwaixie  !A glimpse of her  brother  white  :please  !Skeleton in the closet  !relationresult23old  Chen  ,heard  the  fireworks  field  just  buckle  your  salary  ?  !The last  carrying gunpowder  exploded  ,I  was blown into the  air,  the  leaders said that I  have 6 seconds  to did not work  in the air  !relationresult24 I am notgoing to give you  too much  ,just fifty million  ,must be happy  .<br>
 
1wife suspectedpretty maids  and her husband  was having an affair,  so  wear  Maid  Dress  in  dark  room  ,be hugged  him  .Wife  :that is  my  turn on the lights  ?.No  ,madam,  Butler says  .relationresult2threeyear old daughter  husband  to  take a shower  ,just  put the daughter  the basin of water  ,daughter  shouted  :Mama  look,  Papa  flirt with hot chicks  !relationresult3OrangeLove  grapefruit  ,expression love but  was rejected  ,orange  yelling  all  of all these is why  ?Grapefruit  timidly say  :an mama said  ,clothes are too  good  and  women are not  good stuff  .<br>relationresult4differences between men and women:women are fat  busty  slim  ,thin  ,high  is  slender  ,short  is  delicate  .The man  is  fat pig  fat  ,thin  chops  ,high  bamboo pole  ,dwarf  is wax gourd  !relationresult5the seedless watermelondeveloped  ,frequently  participate in a variety of  celebration.<br>  Report,  scene is infinite  .Other  watermelon  very envy,  anger: the  beauty of  a  watermelon  what  !No  next generation  !relationresult6 brothersthree  boss asked  the robber  ,the old man  called the  chopper  ,the third  called  trouble  .<br>One day  the  boss  caught  ,old man  went to  the police  .Police  :what are you doing?  Boss  :I am a robber  ,with a kitchen knife  for trouble  !relationresult7the three mousebragging  ,a  mouse  placed  one thousand mouse  clip  ,I still  disco  ;B rat  :I eat  mice medicine  with  sugar  beans  like,  a day to eat a  sack  ;C  rat  :watch  ,to the point  ,I  should go to  bubble  cat  !relationresult8 femalerats suspected of  male mouse  was having an affair  ,a day on the  track  ,the male mouse  into the  grass  ,while  a  hedgehog  ,mother mouse  took  the Hedgehog  :also  said that no  affair  ,say  !Play  so much  mousse  to  seduce who  ?relationresult9will youwake  pillow  lie a mosquito  ,next to the  left  a suicide note,  I fight  night  can  pierce  your face  ,you  cheeky  enough for me to  live in the world,  lord  !Please  forgive him  ,I am  the  Dutch act  !relationresult10you beautifulmillion people  seek  ,a  ghost; wandering souls  back  frowning  ,back two  millennium  dumb  loud roar  ,three  back to  Tyson  the  playing table tennis  ,four  back to  Yang Guo  falls in love with a  walled  ,five  back  with  two  monks  from  .<br>relationresultIn 11athree  year old boy  pulling a  three years old  little girl  says  :I  love  you  .The little girl said  :can you  for my future is  responsible for it  !The little boy said  :  !We are not  one or two years old  !relationresult12 in the morningI  eat  ,because I think about you  ,I  could not eat  ,because  I miss you  ,I  did not eat,  because I  miss you like crazy  ,I  can  at night  ,because  .<br>..  I  hungry  .relationresult13 when I was youngI  two  naive,  I sing you  dance  ,I can  sing two hundred songs  ,you can  jump  two hundred dance  ,so people  affectionately called me  two hundred song  ,called you two hundred  dance  !relationresult14 nervepatient  stopped  nurses:  newspaper password  allowed  into  !The guard  said  : don  them  .<br>Electric door  immediately and leave  ,the patient  to  dig  under the notes  ignore them  psychological  complaints  :unlike  words  ,change a code  again  !relationresult15aBenz  towing a  tractor with  BMW  racing  ,police  discovered  report  ;two vehicle  speed  is more than 180 km  ,the  cow  is a tractor  ,has followed in the  Benz  ,open  for  overtaking  steering lamp  !relationresultSome 16military exercises,a  bomb  fell into the  field  ,to send a  person  to  view the  object  ,a  disheveled  man  cried  ,is not  to steal  melons  ,also  as  the cannon  ?relationresult17onemale mouse  saw the  mother mouse  into the  weeds  ,after a while  a  hedgehog  ,male mouse  caught  ,you still  say no cheating  ,who  bought you a  fur coat  !relationresult18mud nests mouth is short,the mud  is nest Mongolia  incense  !Nest  look into  mud  !Nest  to  mud  ,mud  nest of  love  !(  please read aloud  ) , relationresult19 little pigsthe establishment of the club  ,said  :the member want to call  the nickname  ,call me little  pig  !Puppy  :call me little  dog  !Kitty: call  me  cat  !The chicken is red face  ,so do  calmly  said  :it  ,I have  to  go one step  .<br>relationresult20 turtlesand snakes  around the park  ,only one ticket  ,turtles  make  a snake wrapped around  the neck,  the park,  the ticket  said  :stop  ,tortoise and snake  panic,  Eagle  said  :look at your  turtle  kind  ,also  tie  !relationresult21naturalclass  the teacher asked  : why is the death  of body  is cold?  No one answered  :.<br>..  I  ;nobody knows  ?Then  ,the back of the classroom  some people say:  that is because  calm naturally  cool  ...  .!relationresult22girls andmy brother went to  Shangjie  ,the skirt  was suddenly  a strong wind is blowing  ,girls  panic  press  raised  skirt  shouted:  oh  !Chunguangwaixie  !A glimpse of her  brother  white  :please  !Skeleton in the closet  !relationresult23old  Chen  ,heard  the  fireworks  field  just  buckle  your  salary  ?  !The last  carrying gunpowder  exploded  ,I  was blown into the  air,  the  leaders said that I  have 6 seconds  to did not work  in the air  !relationresult24 I am notgoing to give you  too much  ,just fifty million  ,must be happy  .<br>
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Zhang Xiaoxiansaid: man  hurt a woman,  not that he fell in love with  love  .relationresultBut he has been looking at her,waiting  to let her down  .relationresultInher fragile  ,sometimes  not  held her  ,in her successful  ,sometimes  even  jealous of her  .<br>&nbsp  ;relationresultLove ismutual  encouragement and appreciation  .The  joy of success  for each other  .For the other  failure  and the lost  .relationresultThis isa forum  post  .A lot of  girls  love  moments  :relationresult&nbsp;relationresultThe 1floor.<br>The winter of that year,  standing in the  Urumqi station  ,you  looked at me and said  :to  scold me  ,don  call her  .relationresultI diethat heart,  carrying  bags of  luggage  on  the train to Ji  .<br>&nbsp  ;&nbsp  ;&nbsp  ;2 floor.In order to see  him  have the Spring Festival    bought a  ticket for standing room  ,in the  crowded train  station  for 26 hours  to see him  .&nbsp  ;have the Spring Festival  when they  accidentally discovered  his  former girlfriend  to  send text messages,  there is one  :my  biggest wish for New Year  wishes you to be happy  .<br>&nbsp  ;was tired that day  long  heart  suddenly  ,the first  decided to give up  &nbsp  ;.relationresultThe 3floor.He and I  live together  &nbsp  ;.One night  ,I  go to the toilet  to see when the  three cockroaches  ,frightened  ,ran back to the  bedroom to let  him help me  out  .<br>&nbsp  ;he was  asleep  ,woke up after  the impatient  and said to me  :you should  just go home  !&nbsp  ;I  said nothing  down  ,a night of  tears  flow  .From that moment  ,I would give  him  .&nbsp  ;relationresult&nbsp;relationresultThe 4floor.<br>After the breakup  of insomnia  .Midnight  drowsily to  call him  .He said  I want to sleep  .I said I  can  .He said  you are so selfish  .Suddenly  awake  .Feel cold  &nbsp  ;.relationresultThe 11floor.<br>By 10 p.m.,  I  just finished class  ,to call him  ,as if he  is sleeping  ,pick up the phone and  find me  ,then  hang directly  ,and shutdown  &nbsp  ;relationresultThe 13floor.And  his  first Valentine  ,was a high school student  don  he and  I said  no money  to buy me gifts  ,I was also  very  understand  ,don  care gifts  .<br>Then he told me that he  bought a box of  Dove chocolate for  his  girlfriend  ,because she  likes chocolate  ....&nbsp  ;relationresultThe 17floor.One day ,  he and  another friend  to Danyang  glasses,  quite normal  because Danyang  glasses cheap  .<br>And then  that night  his former girlfriend  send me  sms  .Let me give up  ,said  ,he  loves me not  .I was too  stupid to  innocent also  returned to his  will  you  like  .&nbsp  ;later  n  long to realize  that  he is  going to  Danyang to visit her  ,she  goes to school in Danyang  &nbsp  ;.<br>relationresultThe 18floor.The  station  is  26 hour of train,he sent the short note saying that  at noon to  eat at home  ,may not be able  to  meet  ,let me  find  the past  .&nbsp  ;later  the train was late  ,afternoon  arrived,  no hug  no concern  ,my own  carrying large  he didn  help me  back  .<br>After returning home  he  told me that he thought that  the bag  Taitu  ,hold  &nbsp  ;.relationresultThe 19floor.Breaking up the day  I  walked  behind  cry  ,he  never said a word  ,after a long time,  I turn back,  he had disappeared  .<br>relationresult&nbsp;21 floor.When the  friend  to accompany in my side  .Drink with me  to accompany me to smoke  with me  with me  all night  time  .Finally I  awake  .So much  love  about me  .Why  in front of him  but  lower  himself  to  a very low  position  .<br>.In fact,  no  he lacks for nothing  there will be  more wonderful  ..&nbsp  ;think of  more  instant  and  myself  to put down  really  down  &nbsp  ;.relationresult23,I stood at his  5 meters outside thewatch  became  secular  he couldn  &nbsp  ;.<br>relationresult24 ,I also want to  tell  .But also how to  speak  .So wronged  .It  is now  really  didn  &nbsp  ;.relationresultThe 25floorof heavy rain  .relationresultI waited for him for3 hours &nbsp;.<br>relationresultPlaying a lot ofphone &nbsp  ;.Say  immediately  immediately  to  &nbsp  ;.The results of the last  said  to  &nbsp  .It rained  ;.Three hours is  rain.  Fucking now  only about  &nbsp  ;.<br>relationresultA moment&nbsp  ;.Think  ,cannot be  together  &nbsp  ;.relationresultThe 28floor.We determined  after breaking  away  ,and then  call him,  he  impatiently say  don  I hate  you  .The  word  moment  let me  five years  of love  into hate ,  since the  silos  &nbsp  ;.<br>relationresultThe 33floor.In bed with him  ,and ask him  do you love me?  He was  silent for a  ,and then said  ,you  complicate things  .&nbsp  ;and then  when I got home  ,he went out  to send me  ,waiting for the bus  ,it was  at the end of 9,  I just wear a shirt  ,he is wearing  two sweaters  ,plus a  thick coat  ,I said I was cold  ,he just  hold me  .<br>Waiting  10 minutes later,he said that I  give you 15 dollars,  you  take a taxi home  ...&nbsp  ;he does not know  ,every date  to his home  ,late  no bus  ,I  is  the taxi,  every time is  over 20  ,he never give  me money  ,of course  ,I did not  ask him  .<br>But at the time of  his  monthly salary of about  1 more than 10000,I only have 2000  more.The day  I  don  take a taxi  ,because  the wallet  10 dollars left....&nbsp  ;I just  told him  ,you go home  .<br>Myself  ,I don  .He went  .Don  me a  piece of clothes  ,did not give  me any  thing  .&nbsp  ;I am  waiting  for half an hour  ,or is not,  therefore  ,cried,  looking for a  bank  ,took 100 pieces of  money to take a taxi  home  .<br>

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Five kinds of Vanves woman

A manHISTEP is not high ,go too far away ,but a depend on the underlying the woman .The following article ,described the five woman to man a lifetime impact ... ... , relationresult &nbsp ;&nbsp ;men and women living in a place, there will be love ;where there is love ,there will be an invisible strong current generally produced between the sexes in the kind of mental and physical strong admiration .
Love can bring us a bright and happy ,also can cause us great sorrow .This is the power of love, her piety, and vulgar ;there is love ,there is be jubilant ,disgust ;he also upset ,she is the human spirit is one of the most fundamental impulse .
Feuerbach said :love is as a person ,for men, whether the practice and achieve what Feuerbach said realm ,is the key to the side has a loving ,considerate gentle good woman ,to avoid be married to a bad husband ,because the good man is a good woman help ,attention ,appreciation ,trim up .
No good woman ,where a good man ?The following five kinds of good woman to man is the most flourishing a phase .&nbsp ;one good woman :pure ,has a certain life experiences intellectual woman .
relationresult &nbsp ;&nbsp ;and all of the mature woman, she has had the young girl times simple ,naive ,confused ,puzzled ,dream of experiencing and eclosion process .Laughed ,cried ;happy ,also suffering ;loved ,also lost .
Because have such kind of experience and experience ,she is shallow ,superficial ,hypocritical ,ignorance ,butterfly like a woman more connotation ,pure ,gentle ,understanding ,tolerance ,wisdom ,confidence and steady .
Such women have great experience ,broader view ,can cover and contain everything ,all rivers run into sea ,preference and loyalty to her true inner feelings ,not at the scene of debauchery ,lead a voluptuous life easily get lost .
She knows well chosen art ,in numerous living beings ,know how to find ,select ,differential ,appreciate each improves by association with the other confidante .Therefore ,she learned how to discard the false and retain the true ,spot gold .
Woman two: stable ,have taste .relationresult &nbsp ;&nbsp ;the spirit of the pursuit of higher than the pursuit of material ,not necessarily having read more than ten thousand books ,but have thought ,have grade ,from vulgar ,shallow ,frivolous nature ,pay great attention to the inner communication and feelings ,and has a different aesthetic features and principles .
Similarly, she also anthropophagi firework ,not be to even the love also need basic necessities of life truth does not understand .Different is ,and she knows that small woman loves Choi in a proper way .
In her eyes, man ,may not necessarily achieve success and win recognition ,but must have the potential .Even if not successful ,she can still appreciate your efforts in fighting and tenacity ,because she knows a man in this world alone is not easy .
Therefore ,she can use inclusive vision to accept your efforts and pay .Of course, do not want to be a marshal is not a good soldier ,but not all men can become Napoleon ;natural ,do not earn money man is not a successful man ,but not all men can become Li Jiacheng and Bill Gates .
She knew the way ,that this ,in your endeavor on the way she would look with appreciation ,love your eyes you ,along with her own efforts ,help ,support and trust to be you ,regardless of success or failure ,she won be too demanding for you, nor unreasonable blame you .
Her taste is to understand you ,admire you, and you can share the joys and sorrows ,adversity ,understand and deeply understood in only two of the common struggle is the only happy life begins .
She is such a character and taste ,because she loves you .Love ,can salvage warm ,can also contain your good and bad, for love is sufficient unto love .Of course ,everything is changing ,the same feelings and love .
Her good is to know even one day to leave you ,it will not hurt you, when she left ,will the dignity for you .There is such a bosom friend in the side, men do a glorious defeat .Woman three: peace ,not greedy woman .
relationresult &nbsp ;encountered such a woman is the world of men .Not greedy woman psychology is relatively peaceful and contented ,she knows the heart heavy substance is more important than .
Today, it is a rare ,rare quality .Because a ,do not seek nothing but profits ,she can cope with the challenges and temptations ,she will not easily forget honour at the prospect of profits ,Jiancai emotion-laden, much less on the troubled wife is pushing ,thousands of miles to maltreat an injured person .
Together with you ,splendid ,she will give you glory pride ;and ,she will provide you frustrated .Love you ,your choice is accepted ;and you in together, they choose to be happy ,happy ,satisfied with poverty ,misery and hardship .
But remember, she chose not to disappoint ,if you are a real man ,don disappoint her disappointment ,because most easily knocked down a woman ,especially a good woman .You can be ugly ,also may be poor ,but you can make her disappointed ,because ,I hope for a peaceful ,not greedy woman means everything !Woman four: sincere ,open-minded woman .
relationresult &nbsp ;&nbsp ;constantly understanding life ,experience ,pruning ,improve their own at the same time ,also continue to trim ,appreciation ,perfect with you .At the same time ,but also the true, open-minded and happiness to you .
She is not harsh ,sensible ,know ,do not pick and choose .The face of you, though she has a nagging ,that is because you do not let her dissatisfaction with a hard to say I love you to blame .
She will give you the confidence ,courage ,courage ,strong ,do not expect you to be of indomitable spirit ,but it is somewhat, do not be somewhat .Most of the time, she hope you can live happy ,happy ,sincere ,frank and dignity ,because her eyes will hold your mediocrity ,down and down .
Woman five: virtuous, savvy woman .relationresult &nbsp ;and her together you will have a merry cheerful and pleasant sensation ,in front of her you are relaxed ,happy ,healthily ,is childish, you don to pretend a towering pride ,full of daring .
You are tired ,heavy ,worry ,frustration ,regret ,impetuous ,pressure ,who are all her understanding package in her family .She is able to melt you ;and water ,is a fire, you can burn ,her charm index is: are you the one !&nbsp ;&nbsp ;&nbsp ;the five woman ,either if you met it is your good fortune ,luck ,blessing .
After all ,now nowadays popular is not a bad man ,a woman doesn ,most of the trend should be such .Since not such a good luck ,there is no reason will not judgment .But having a bit is allow all doubt ,that this view has in many men mind leave unwilling imprint .
Recently, absurd ,bad man will make money ,it is not without reason ,who has seen the loyal ,honest ,remain in one of men earn money ?Now is the money is there love ,so in a lot of woman eyes rich man sexier ,more be valued ,as long as they can marry a rich man is the hard truth ,because of romance is the need to rely on money .
In front of this trend ,the five woman with a secular point of view is silly woman ,and the worship of money and status than a woman, will appear dwarf .In fact ,silly woman is man treasure .
If you do not believe ,you can have a look those Lok Ma corrupt officials ,several others not because there is one or more greedy ,worships money and women .These women are like drug addiction as complete control over these summon wind and call for rain .

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Amuse me death: very interesting, don't know who made the @IMISYOU clock @ interesting words, do not know who made the ~ laugh to death!!The farmer goes into town the 1 laws: man 23 years of age to get married , but 18 can a soldier.
This shows that the 3 problems: one is to kill than husband easily; two is the day than fight hard; three is more difficult to deal with women than the enemy.2 of a friend said: brother brother school is also very calm, calm, calm because brother brother die, school than brother calm because schools are not brother dead.
.....3.5 little friends one cake, only cut three knives, how to divide?Answer: death of a friend , then two cut the cake into four equal pieces...10 life is super singing girl, can go to the last are the pure man.
12 Huang Zhong sixty and Liu Bei seventy , Leyasu Tokugawa world, Jiang Ziya eighty the prime minister, Shetaijun hundred years in command, at the age of five hundred Sun Wukong West, Bai Suzhen more than one thousand years down the fall in love.
Young man , you said you hurry????13 ugly to fall in love , till the world full of love.14: last year this year on the singles, singles, next year is still lower: you have the main singles, students have a lord, age seems to have all the main streamer: leisurely 16 day course: girls see couples whispers of love, don't bother to know , red man is a slap in the face, "how dare you betray me?!"Walk away leave behind what reaction ~ can be disassembled to calculate several ~ boys vice, jumped into the the Yellow River wash clear edition does ~ boys boys better pumping!.
.. 17 singles rainy season have single, road to expire.Where there is a wife?Brother Li Yuchun had 19 points against SARS in junior high school, in the ice disaster in the south that year graduation; stepping on avian high school, in the Wenchuan earthquake that year graduation; in a stream on the University, the graduate at the end of the world.
We really are the most aggressive generation in 20 when I was a child, the teacher told me: the person's body has a diligent guy and a little lazy guy when you shilly-shally when they fight.Primary school when diligent guy often lazy guy playing the petals drop and waters flow.
When junior high school, but by the deuce, to high school is a lazy guy always win.But to the university I suddenly found that they did not fight, fuck hard villain killed ~ subscribe to the reading r

Noble!University boy refused and cummer go to bed a letter

There is a school girl because of fear of ridicule she was a virgin ,and at the University of reading boyfriend having sex ,her boyfriend gave her such a reply .In this day to meet his own sexuality and use unscrupulous divisive tactics of the trend , we can see that the cultivation, knowledge ,personality, rational man ,it was so proud of the boys .
This is a real man !And these gentlemen than, those in order to vent their sexual desire ,regardless of his girlfriend health and safety ,with all kinds of excuses for his girlfriend to exert pressure ,forcibly occupy his body, is how selfish and despicable ,shameless !By this letter ,I hope the young friends can know what is the man true love ,what is a rational man ,so man is a noble man .
In the name of love in my girlfriend body sex man ,just selfish villain !- XXXXXX: hello !I think love or leave it until after marriage do so for you ,for I have more benefits .Now ,University high school has many students are not a virgin maiden ,so is it right? Is equal to we will chase the trend of the times ?I think some social trend can not be blind to the chase .
I want to tell you is ,China is more than two thousand years of feudal virtues nurtured a state of ceremonies ,cannot be short of twenty or thirty years of reform and opening up and change and subversion !We as the new century, the young students ,have the responsibility to carry forward the traditional virtues of for generations inherited ,not the blind pursuit of western individual carnalism hedonism and trend of thought .
Love and didn not only by sex can get out, if we had a one day in the future if because of emotional factors must be separated can not walk on the red carpet ,this to your physical and mental without appropriate is a fatal blow .
You may lose the right to love ,although many men do not care about ,but as a man I I know very well ,actually in every man heart, have the virgin complex ,is only the size is different .
You may think it a virgin can be artificial ,but you do will give your heart adds a layer of deceiving baggage ,your conscience might always be restless .My baby ,mature, some self-respect.
,you are only 17 years old ,first Gu Gu own studies and the future ,not affected by the social environment .Now even if you lost her virginity at the age of 17 ,is not that you are a mature girl, not to prove our love has many deep ;on the contrary, we seek is a pure love ,the hearts and minds of resonance, even if in the future because of the helplessness of life must be separated, future memories it is a perfect love ,even though we did not ,nor in each other heart the forever pain !As for you around some girls ,I think they will regret one day .
80 time and 90 timesubsequent to the birth of little girls ,also did not know ,now plays with herself is playing with fire * * !I remember in recent days in online had seen one sentence when the United States began to defend the chastity and efforts, Chinese college students are open and proud, in some of China college students view ,now this era still retains a virgin who seem shameful .
Now this society has no any moral standards can be bound with a person ,as long as it is within the scope permitted by law ,no one can interfere with the lives of others ,it will undoubtedly bring some values has not formed teens find a reasonable excuse .
Therefore ,I believe that they have this kind of mind ,their physiological needs is secondary ,mostly because of the surrounding environment to let them begin to be on tenterhooks :how can I fall behind ?I don and they would like to .
If they always laugh at you is an ,the old feudal just tell them we have been put into action ,so they will laugh at you, but in fact have not only our own mental clear .In addition ,I also want to tell you is that ,in the development of society ,not to see everything in progress .
Many ideas are popular ,the prevalence of excessive found it not good ,then go to the other extreme .You don believe the students around the rumor ,do not believe what the so-called online survey .
Because the site itself is polarized ,also have trouble ,also is nonsense ,not his real desire embodiment .For example in the online discussion on the question ,either mentally unbalanced non virgin spread extreme expression, like drug abuse victims are often mentally unbalanced and advocated its wonderful ,to pull more people in the water ;either mentally unbalanced virgin wanted to do but have many concerns so in there grumble ,normal virgin or virgin is not calm to those websites published the speech .
In fact ,in nowadays, premarital sexual behavior has become a kind of fashion today ,there are still many expecting and guarded the pure innocent men and women ,they to the hearts of the most sacred moments ,to the holy night but do not go beyond the prescribed limit .
So does not like your classmates say now will also girls will do it .Society is so open ,intelligent girl still exist, and will not say in the middle school ,the university can not find several virgin ,it must be rumors ,they are to see only one spot !You don say these words .
Besides ,for girls, once implemented will get pregnant ,abortion ,gynecological diseases and AIDS and a series of consequences .Although there are now of every hue contraceptive methods ,but no one more effective than before .
Me as a girl ,she played tyre ,leaving a legacy ,don the future can be pregnant again .We watched her miserable ,very afflictive ,anyway ,that her body is one kind of injury .I miss you I want it .
Of these ,you are a girl ,you know better than I .I write to you today these ,I hope you consider ,do not follow the trend of society, to be a virtuous girl ,okay ?At the same time also to prove that you are a good girl .
Today is the first to write these ,I wish you happiness !Your boyfriend :XXXXXX , relationresult relationresult­relationresultThe articlewelcome to load - according to QQ: 69976799inair

Acquaintance is the fate

                                        acquaintance is the fate fate this thing is so wonderful, sincere is the fate, is the fate met each other, love is fate, hurt, deception and did not also a kind of fate?In this thinking depletion, heart stolen moments, always show a different face, a section of one of the past, a touching language.
Fate is a kind of natural, not deliberately pursue, sometimes a casual acquaintance is clicked, a sense of regret we didn't meet sooner.Person to become the good friend, confidant, the right one is life.
I always believe that natural, potential fate. The network into a illusory dream, should come to come, the walk will take, the unpredictability of life, everything is empty.A border may meet, no edge is also the farewell, to calm the face; but come into the mind of a friend, no matter whether the remotest corners of the globe, however, will be an unforgettable, you can say that life without cable's fate is virtual?Eileen Chang said: to thousands of people, you meet to be encountered by people, in thousands of years , at the time of the vast wilderness, there are two individuals, no early step, and no later than one step, so the reunion , there is not much left to say, only gently a sound: Oh, you also here since the hand of God has made this arrangement, so you do not need to tears, smiled at the edge to edge.
After all, the fate brings you a permanent memory and beautiful.In life, there are always some people doomed to accompany you through life a.Don't beg for nothing forever, soul distance is forever !The Buddha said that looking back five hundred years, to a pass in exchange for this life.
The vast network of sea, mutual acquaintance, bosom friend is how many five hundred years in exchange for fate ah?You amazed his erudition, admiration of his personality , he appreciates your aura , like you sincerely, you tell the hard life, he said the real disappointment, you say that life is hard to find a friend , he heaved the eternal companion tapes.
Two lonely heart to shorten the distance of space, as the strong words, as the gentle words, I know.Is not love, not friendship, it is the most beautiful.Birds of a feather flock together. Like attracts like.
,, the same or similar soul to walk together, there's a sense of deja vu, as if one has long been recognized, there is clicked, a sense of regret we didn't meet sooner.Without the wrong people every day together are strangers.
I believe that fate, maybe my heart is sensitive, I know every edge is rare, for not coming, so try to treat the fate brings kindness; margin came too wonderful for words, edge and suffer unspeakably.I believe that fate, treasure fate, can calm in the face of fate.
Don't say goodbye, goodbye.Have the edge may be goodbye, no you farewell.Can you remember me, I do not care, I just know I remember you, will you remember!Margin - too wonderful for words!   

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1wife suspectedpretty maids and her husband was having an affair, so wear Maid Dress in dark room ,be hugged him .Wife :that is my turn on the lights ?.No ,madam, Butler says .relationresult2threeyear old daughter husband to take a shower ,just put the daughter the basin of water ,daughter shouted :Mama look, Papa flirt with hot chicks !relationresult3OrangeLove grapefruit ,expression love but was rejected ,orange yelling all of all these is why ?Grapefruit timidly say :an mama said ,clothes are too good and women are not good stuff .
relationresult4differences between men and women:women are fat busty slim ,thin ,high is slender ,short is delicate .The man is fat pig fat ,thin chops ,high bamboo pole ,dwarf is wax gourd !relationresult5the seedless watermelondeveloped ,frequently participate in a variety of celebration.
Report, scene is infinite .Other watermelon very envy, anger: the beauty of a watermelon what !No next generation !relationresult6 brothersthree boss asked the robber ,the old man called the chopper ,the third called trouble .
One day the boss caught ,old man went to the police .Police :what are you doing? Boss :I am a robber ,with a kitchen knife for trouble !relationresult7the three mousebragging ,a mouse placed one thousand mouse clip ,I still disco ;B rat :I eat mice medicine with sugar beans like, a day to eat a sack ;C rat :watch ,to the point ,I should go to bubble cat !relationresult8 femalerats suspected of male mouse was having an affair ,a day on the track ,the male mouse into the grass ,while a hedgehog ,mother mouse took the Hedgehog :also said that no affair ,say !Play so much mousse to seduce who ?relationresult9will youwake pillow lie a mosquito ,next to the left a suicide note, I fight night can pierce your face ,you cheeky enough for me to live in the world, lord !Please forgive him ,I am the Dutch act !relationresult10you beautifulmillion people seek ,a ghost; wandering souls back frowning ,back two millennium dumb loud roar ,three back to Tyson the playing table tennis ,four back to Yang Guo falls in love with a walled ,five back with two monks from .
relationresultIn 11athree year old boy pulling a three years old little girl says :I love you .The little girl said :can you for my future is responsible for it !The little boy said : !We are not one or two years old !relationresult12 in the morningI eat ,because I think about you ,I could not eat ,because I miss you ,I did not eat, because I miss you like crazy ,I can at night ,because .
.. I hungry .relationresult13 when I was youngI two naive, I sing you dance ,I can sing two hundred songs ,you can jump two hundred dance ,so people affectionately called me two hundred song ,called you two hundred dance !relationresult14 nervepatient stopped nurses: newspaper password allowed into !The guard said : don them .
Electric door immediately and leave ,the patient to dig under the notes ignore them psychological complaints :unlike words ,change a code again !relationresult15aBenz towing a tractor with BMW racing ,police discovered report ;two vehicle speed is more than 180 km ,the cow is a tractor ,has followed in the Benz ,open for overtaking steering lamp !relationresultSome 16military exercises,a bomb fell into the field ,to send a person to view the object ,a disheveled man cried ,is not to steal melons ,also as the cannon ?relationresult17onemale mouse saw the mother mouse into the weeds ,after a while a hedgehog ,male mouse caught ,you still say no cheating ,who bought you a fur coat !relationresult18mud nests mouth is short,the mud is nest Mongolia incense !Nest look into mud !Nest to mud ,mud nest of love !( please read aloud ) , relationresult19 little pigsthe establishment of the club ,said :the member want to call the nickname ,call me little pig !Puppy :call me little dog !Kitty: call me cat !The chicken is red face ,so do calmly said :it ,I have to go one step .
relationresult20 turtlesand snakes around the park ,only one ticket ,turtles make a snake wrapped around the neck, the park, the ticket said :stop ,tortoise and snake panic, Eagle said :look at your turtle kind ,also tie !relationresult21naturalclass the teacher asked : why is the death of body is cold? No one answered :.
.. I ;nobody knows ?Then ,the back of the classroom some people say: that is because calm naturally cool ... .!relationresult22girls andmy brother went to Shangjie ,the skirt was suddenly a strong wind is blowing ,girls panic press raised skirt shouted: oh !Chunguangwaixie !A glimpse of her brother white :please !Skeleton in the closet !relationresult23old Chen ,heard the fireworks field just buckle your salary ? !The last carrying gunpowder exploded ,I was blown into the air, the leaders said that I have 6 seconds to did not work in the air !relationresult24 I am notgoing to give you too much ,just fifty million ,must be happy .

Give up just a moment.- reprinted

Zhang Xiaoxiansaid: man hurt a woman, not that he fell in love with love .relationresultBut he has been looking at her,waiting to let her down .relationresultInher fragile ,sometimes not held her ,in her successful ,sometimes even jealous of her .
&nbsp ;relationresultLove ismutual encouragement and appreciation .The joy of success for each other .For the other failure and the lost .relationresultThis isa forum post .A lot of girls love moments :relationresult relationresultThe 1floor.
The winter of that year, standing in the Urumqi station ,you looked at me and said :to scold me ,don call her .relationresultI diethat heart, carrying bags of luggage on the train to Ji .
&nbsp ;&nbsp ;&nbsp ;2 floor.In order to see him have the Spring Festival bought a ticket for standing room ,in the crowded train station for 26 hours to see him .&nbsp ;have the Spring Festival when they accidentally discovered his former girlfriend to send text messages, there is one :my biggest wish for New Year wishes you to be happy .
&nbsp ;was tired that day long heart suddenly ,the first decided to give up &nbsp ;.relationresultThe 3floor.He and I live together &nbsp ;.One night ,I go to the toilet to see when the three cockroaches ,frightened ,ran back to the bedroom to let him help me out .
&nbsp ;he was asleep ,woke up after the impatient and said to me :you should just go home !&nbsp ;I said nothing down ,a night of tears flow .From that moment ,I would give him .&nbsp ;relationresult relationresultThe 4floor.
After the breakup of insomnia .Midnight drowsily to call him .He said I want to sleep .I said I can .He said you are so selfish .Suddenly awake .Feel cold &nbsp ;.relationresultThe 11floor.
By 10 p.m., I just finished class ,to call him ,as if he is sleeping ,pick up the phone and find me ,then hang directly ,and shutdown &nbsp ;relationresultThe 13floor.And his first Valentine ,was a high school student don he and I said no money to buy me gifts ,I was also very understand ,don care gifts .
Then he told me that he bought a box of Dove chocolate for his girlfriend ,because she likes chocolate ....&nbsp ;relationresultThe 17floor.One day , he and another friend to Danyang glasses, quite normal because Danyang glasses cheap .
And then that night his former girlfriend send me sms .Let me give up ,said ,he loves me not .I was too stupid to innocent also returned to his will you like .&nbsp ;later n long to realize that he is going to Danyang to visit her ,she goes to school in Danyang &nbsp ;.
relationresultThe 18floor.The station is 26 hour of train,he sent the short note saying that at noon to eat at home ,may not be able to meet ,let me find the past .&nbsp ;later the train was late ,afternoon arrived, no hug no concern ,my own carrying large he didn help me back .
After returning home he told me that he thought that the bag Taitu ,hold &nbsp ;.relationresultThe 19floor.Breaking up the day I walked behind cry ,he never said a word ,after a long time, I turn back, he had disappeared .
relationresult 21 floor.When the friend to accompany in my side .Drink with me to accompany me to smoke with me with me all night time .Finally I awake .So much love about me .Why in front of him but lower himself to a very low position .
.In fact, no he lacks for nothing there will be more wonderful ..&nbsp ;think of more instant and myself to put down really down &nbsp ;.relationresult23,I stood at his 5 meters outside thewatch became secular he couldn &nbsp ;.
relationresult24 ,I also want to tell .But also how to speak .So wronged .It is now really didn &nbsp ;.relationresultThe 25floorof heavy rain .relationresultI waited for him for3 hours  .
relationresultPlaying a lot ofphone &nbsp ;.Say immediately immediately to &nbsp ;.The results of the last said to &nbsp .It rained ;.Three hours is rain. Fucking now only about &nbsp ;.
relationresultA moment&nbsp ;.Think ,cannot be together &nbsp ;.relationresultThe 28floor.We determined after breaking away ,and then call him, he impatiently say don I hate you .The word moment let me five years of love into hate , since the silos &nbsp ;.
relationresultThe 33floor.In bed with him ,and ask him do you love me? He was silent for a ,and then said ,you complicate things .&nbsp ;and then when I got home ,he went out to send me ,waiting for the bus ,it was at the end of 9, I just wear a shirt ,he is wearing two sweaters ,plus a thick coat ,I said I was cold ,he just hold me .
Waiting 10 minutes later,he said that I give you 15 dollars, you take a taxi home ...&nbsp ;he does not know ,every date to his home ,late no bus ,I is the taxi, every time is over 20 ,he never give me money ,of course ,I did not ask him .
But at the time of his monthly salary of about 1 more than 10000,I only have 2000 more.The day I don take a taxi ,because the wallet 10 dollars left....&nbsp ;I just told him ,you go home .
Myself ,I don .He went .Don me a piece of clothes ,did not give me any thing .&nbsp ;I am waiting for half an hour ,or is not, therefore ,cried, looking for a bank ,took 100 pieces of money to take a taxi home .