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When you have a look nbsp; ripe apples come pick. <br> you want the tree how can open many plum plum the mouse to drag the fish , have a try , very fun ! Use the mouse to point out your "love" dream butterfly < mouse clicks, thousands of butterflies will follow you rise and dance in a happy mood.<br> | When you have a look nbsp; ripe apples come pick. <br> you want the tree how can open many plum plum the mouse to drag the fish , have a try , very fun ! Use the mouse to point out your "love" dream butterfly < mouse clicks, thousands of butterflies will follow you rise and dance in a happy mood.<br> | ||
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+ |   ;  ;guide language :weather hot ah ,how not to see the flow of sweat ?Now people stay home and open air conditioning .No, if it goes on like this body will go wrong ,let me now to give you a healthy look about hardcore cold joke ,a variety of hardcore ,sweat !Cold WOW , relationresultThanthe higher sugar .<br>.  ;relationresult   ;  ;1party,a man drunk ,I home .Take time to greet people ,the road is not ,liquor potential .As good as dead ,I am afraid of trouble, will carry him to the hospital .<br>To put him in ward after to go to the doctor to take medicine to go ,so I took the medicine back, this guy woke up ,holding the hospital a transfusion bottle hanging pole ,Huanghuangyouyou , mouth also whispered : ,this bus driving too fast !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;2had a female,a year and a half ,at a pinch milk process, today morning the daughter ultra to milk, wife strongly disagreed ,the daughter that cry .<br>.. While crying, go to the bedroom ,back in 1 minutes ,holding 1 dollars,poor bar bar at the wife said :Mom ,I have a piece of money .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;3 female:I already have a boyfriend .<br>Man: I don ,I still love you .Others comment - the good man .M: I have a girlfriend .Woman: I don ,I still love you .Others comment -- eraser !Shame on you for the mistress .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;4.<br>After a couple making love .The man asked :if you think ?Female shy to say :I can only use one British and one American, to describe .The man indissolubles, female is red face says :Richard Tyson .<br>The connotation of ....relationresult relationresult   ;  ;5man due tohis girlfriend a traffic accident, had massive transfusion for girlfriend .After the two fall out, her boyfriend back .<br>His anger out a piece of sanitary napkins hit him in the face !Girlfriend shouted :this is Shoufu ,mortgage each month you will !!relationresultIs in fact:over SB250 relationresult   ;  ;6I wentto find the one I high school crush girl ,sent her a text message :if only one bowl of porridge ,you have a half bowl ,the remaining half bowl ,I put in your arms to your heat .<br>.. A few minutes later ,she came back a message: who introduces you? A four hundred ,seven hundred a night .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;7girlfriendasked her: why do men have many girl friends will envy ,while women have many boyfriends will be look down ?!Her sincere words and earnest wishes to say :it is a key can open many locks ,will be called the universal key !And a lock if can be many key ,the lock has a problem !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;8meal,son suddenly whispered asked me: ,I want to ask you a question ! I looked at him curiously ,he tricks can ask what the naive question .<br>Do you know the meaning of ML .I rely on my heart ,a surprised: I don ,may be a brand name .He proudly took a drink bottle says : Ml well ,dad was so stupid !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;9ten wedding anniversary!The wife says to the husband :I had a dream last night, I dream of you to send me a diamond necklace ,you say that this dream is what meaning ?Husband mysterious said: will know tonight .<br>The wife sees himself suggested that effective ,the chuckle to oneself in the heart .At night, the husband came back a bag to give his wife !His wife joy open look ,there is a book in the dream !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;10andhusband just fall in love at that time, we went out for a meal ,the park sat ,snuggle together .<br>Sometimes he to me ah olfactory olfactory :Dear fragrance .I have a guilty conscience ,nudged him :will there be ?He said seriously :sometimes ,I think you do !Well !Today is good .<br>I speechless :it have to die, let me tell you ,today I come to my aunt !relationresultThe twinsmother is such resolution size drops ~ ~   ;relationresult   ;  ;11woman: !Male :don !Female : safety point !Male :I believe that the technology .<br>Female :do not wear will not let you go !Male :don it like a man !Female :you do not trouble trouble !Motorcyclists wearing helmets will die? !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;12yesterday morningwake up happy and said to his wife :my wife and I had a dream ,dreaming of picked up 200 dollars!The wife say: today you be careful ,dream is the opposite .<br>I :that do you say me today to lose $200 ?Said the wife hesitated for a :your wallet this two hundred dollars I confiscated ,lest you lose .I am crazy sweat :the dream really TMD !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;13heavenis broken ,ready to rebuild ,invite public bidding .<br>He said :as long as the 3000of you,the reason is the cost of materials 1000,1000artificialcost ,I earn 1000 ;and to the Germans ,Germans said :to 6000, reason why, the cost of materials 2000,artificial fee of 2000 ,earning his 2000;the last run a Chinese ,Chinese say :this to 9000, 3000to you,3000blockI ,the remaining 3000 to theindians !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;14 quarters witha pretentious guy ,his girlfriend is like the cloud !Their slogan: there is no does not pursue the girl .<br>On the spot I was angry, bet $50, let you go after our monitor ( classes ) .He is a cow ,was promised .The very next day he came back grass ,your monitor is a man .Third days I lost 50 .<br>relationresult relationresult   ;  ;15men and womenaround ,but her husband to go home earlier .When the doorbell rings ,the man was scared, but the woman very calmly said :don .<br>Then from the kitchen ,she took a bag of garbage and walked to the door .:dear ,before entering the bag to take out the garbage away .Men go home on the road ,he thought, this woman is really smart !At the door of the house ,men rings the doorbell, his wife open handed a bag of garbage .<br>.. ... , relationresultWiththe underwear .  ;relationresult   ;  ;16person toa Spanish restaurant, see people eating bullwhip ,big and thick, he also wants to eat, but the waiter said ,it is finished cattle bucket ,just cut down ,to a predetermined ,so he is booked for tomorrow .<br>The very next day ,the man to the restaurant today ,found the bullwhip is especially small ,he was very angry ,asked the waiter waitress said :why ,today the bull killed cattle !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;17husbandwife IQ challenge !Husband: dear ,you have to make me happy and level already angry ?His wife was silent for a moment and said: I find your friend you are not eating viagra .<br>relationresult relationresult   ;  ;18the boss tookplace on a business trip for a half month .Come back at night in order to keep the wife suspected ,affectionate when hard, made a lot of noise !Suddenly the door neighbor cries of anger :half month, every day ,not let people sleep ?relationresult relationresult   ;  ;19just6 years old nieceis mysteriously run came to me and said :uncle uncle ,I tell you a secret ,I only said to you !CNR sister ( my next-door neighbor daughter ) yesterday to Dutch act !I saw her with a cucumber stabbed himself !!!I three seconds ,then a messy !!!relationresult relationresult   ;  ;20afemale house water leakage ,has to leave one day house repairs ,unfinished .<br>The next day, her mobile phone text messages to the leadership of contracts ,leading a scared look soft legs .SMS wrote: sexual exercise ,too much water, out of control, then make a day !relationresultI am not bumpbump ,not   ;relationresult   ;  ;  ;21company,a group of colleagues are riddles .<br>Male colleague asked :Ten men at five women take a shower ,since one idiom .In fact many people know ,is resplendent with variegated coloration .But one female colleague is red in the face and asked :is the work along both lines ?relationresult relationresult   ;  ;22 one afternoon,women female prisoners were fighting .<br>Prison administrators can all pull not open .Finally, the warden outburst, he rushed to the microphone .Pick up the phone ,saying: you make dinner tonight to slice of cucumber !Woman who would stop .<br>..relationresult relationresult   ;  ;23mento lead the house for a drink .Wine over three years ,men found that leading sister-in-law pretty !Men venture to say :if you dare to touch the leadership ,her chest ,I will drink a cup !The sister-in-law after listening, severely responded : ,catch put him to death ,drink !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;24a friendask a Millionaire : Sir, why you so rich ?Man said :when I was young I like you have nothing ,my dad gave me an apple ,and I put the apple to sell ,use the money to buy two apples ,and then sold to buy four apples .<br>Little friends as if thinking of sth. ,say: I seem to understand .Millionaire said :you know your sister ah ,then my dad died ,I inherited all of his possessions ...relationresult relationresult   ;  ;25TestSa mother-in-law son-in-law .<br>The first invited big son-in-law walking across the bridge ,jumping ,diving rescued son-in-law ,mother-in-law gives him the car .The mother-in-law and son-in-law follow suit ,two test ,also be saved ,injured his son-in-law to receive the audi .<br>She tried three son-in-law son-in-law ,three could not swim deliver less, she drowned .The following day ,father gives him a mercedes !relationresultAre youstill ha   ;relationresult   ;  ;26had a femaleinto the stores, to buy a bar vibration ,the boss said :in the above, choose ,female seriously after the election, said :I will be the red !Look ,the boss said: Miss ,is that a fire extinguisher !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;27rememberwhen the three ,in order to prepare ,care for the body, the teacher set a bag of milk every morning ,on the morning study time, behind me girl give me a bag of milk ,so I placed beside the heating on heat ,morning study ended, the girls shot me on my shoulder ,loudly say: you touch my milk hot or not? , relationresult relationresult   ;  ;28in the bar,a sexy in the bar and sat down ,put sultry pose .<br>The bartender walks over, ask her anything ,she tick index ,signaled the bartender close to her ,and then hands the bartender face ,side side by touch ,sexy voice said :are you the manager here ? Not .<br> The bartender replied .Beauty touching the bartender hair asked: can you get me to the manager ?I not . The bartender said :what can I do for you? The beauty put her fingers on the bartender ,the bartender started gently sucking her finger .<br>Ten finger sucking it again later, Belle continued: would you please help me tell your manager ,inside the ladies out of toilet paper . , relationresult relationresult   ;  ;30aman to the hospital ,the doctor asked :where are you uncomfortable? replied: I said not laugh .<br>the doctor nods. Men off their pants ,JJ only match bar thickness ,the doctor laughing .Men bate: TM is swollen a week ,you also laugh !relationresultSince my motherwill be available on the internet .<br>..relationresult relationresult   ;  ;from the editor: if one day to see someone suddenly without causing laughter ,then it he suddenly understand a high quality cold joke .<br> |
Revision as of 05:26, 2 July 2012
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Boy;baby ,me, what are you doing ?Girl :oh .Not ah ... Boy ;why so long ignored me ?Is it right? What did I do wrong? Girl ;do you ah ,the boy ;it two days ago, do not answer my phone call? Return information ?Is it right? Find a new boyfriend ?Girl ;I not pick it up? I can not find ,you don guess .
Boy ;Oh ,I hope you don fool me .Girl ;well ... Not joke .Boy ;husband wife :I miss you ,I miss you ?Girl ;well ... Boy: well what ?Did you think about me ?Girl ;think ... The boy smiled ;you haven told me you love me ,now said to me ok? Girl ;hee hee .
.. Don !Too numb .Boy ;not ah ,say ,I want to hear .Girl ;... Boy ;that I told you to say that ?Good girl !Boy ;wife I love you ,wife I love you .Wife I love you , girl ;I want to hear .
Boy ;do not ?I in the outside call ,a lot of people looking at me .Girl ;I don ,I want to hear ,you say .Boy ;you don say ?Girl ;I say not to export .Boy ;I really want to hear you say you love me .
Girl ;... ... Boy ;wife I love you .Girl ;the same words to you .Boy ;no, I am not wife .The girl ;then put the word change ... The boy smiled ;the girl ;then ,I hang up !Bye-bye.
Boy ;no, I haven it !Girl ;not ?Almost an hour .Boy ;no ,it talk for five minutes ,okay? Girl ;well .Boy ;you kiss me ?Girl ;don .Boy ;go ,girl :don .Boy :then I kiss you good? Girl ;?Well .
.. The boy kissed her once by telephone .Girl ;five minutes to the oh ?Boy : not yet !The girl .The boy said the disappointed ;well ,you hang up !The girl hangs up the phone, she doesn whether to tell him .
The girl still love the boy ,but the boy oppose them together .The other day the boy also came to girls ,boys to girls leave .That girl will kill the boy for a lifetime, the boy also told the girl ,if not boys break up .
Will not let her family have a good day .The girl can the wealthy ,but also do not want to break up with the boy .The very next day ,he made a phone call to her .Girl ;hey ,why so early ?Boy ;I miss you, I want to hear your voice ,the girl ;breakfast? Boy ;no ,you do not give me to eat .
Girl :I can !Do not eat .Boy ;never mind ,can eat on the line .Girl ;may also not eat Oh ?Boy ;all right ,eat well .The girl laughed ;... The boy smiled ;... Girl ;I had to work ,so the first, bye bye .
.. Boy ;why are you so anxious to hang up on me? Girl ;I have something !Boy ;that you love me first .My girl ... You boys ;the love said no .Girl :I really had to work !Boy ;well !After five minutes ,the boy said :how not to hang ?Girl ;I want you hang up .
Boy ;all right ,you hang up !Girl you go first .Boy ;ok .The phone came the beep sound ,the girl thought ;the original people hang up feeling is not so good .She figured out ,she didn hurt him .
Don was a good day !The evening of the third day .She opened his mobile phone ,he is happy to pick up the phone said :baby, you can finally take the initiative to buckle I .Is it right? Want me ?My girl .
.. Boy ;how ?All right ,boys ;oh girl !Tell you oh ,I dreamed of you last night ,I dreamed girl ;?Boy ;I dreamt of you come to Shenzhen ,you came to me .Cry on my shoulder ,and then look at the stars ,the number of stars .
The story ,finally up to catch fireflies .You are always giggling ,ha ha ... My work is not busy ,I would go to you .Let me this dream ,dream ... Girl interrupted the boy :Li Jianming said .
(added by the boy ,and the name of the girl I will not say ,because of inconvenient ) boy ;how ?You are not happy ?Girl ;we break up .The boy clutched ,later asked .Why? Girl ;because I love you .
I don hurt you ,boy :kill me? How will hurt me ?Is it right? My dad said anything to you ?I find him .I will tell him, we are really in love .The girl sobbed said ;don ,I don kill you and your father estranged .
We must part .Please forget me .The boy cried ,the girl was crying .Both were silent !Quiet only hear one another .Half an hour later ,the boy broke the silence said ;well ,I respect your choice !Girl ;thank you ,goodbye .
.. Boy ;goodbye ,my love .The girl hangs up ,cry harder and harder ,the night of heavy rain, the girl give the boy sent a text message ,the content is ;dear ,you see out of the window in the rain ?We broke up ,God than we also sad now ,God is more than we can harm calendar .
Oh ... You have to live than I am happy oh .If possible ,I will marry you .I love you ,he did not return to the information .No call girl ,fourth days of evening ,boy girl calls ,answer, but said nothing .
Baby boy ;wife ,please allow me to ask you this last time ,this is the last time I call you .I want you to listen to the song ,you can think of me ?Girl ;good ,you want to hear what song ?Boy ;sorry baby singing songs that ;still ?Boy ;in ,baby ,I ,I want to sleep .
Yet, talk to a girl .The boy hung up !The boy then received a text message, the content is ;baby ,sorry ,just let you ( baby I ) I want to say to you .When you get this message !I have to go to a no worries ,only the happy place .
Sorry ,I can without you !So I .Since this whole life is doomed fate, I can together ,the next life to marry me .This is what you said ,can not lie ,it does not recognize .You must have a good life ,be happy ,you know? This is my last wish .
Here I will be very happy ,don .In this life I most love woman ;girl read the message, because of sad and excessive ,dizzy ~ Original boy to girl after calling on sleeping pills ,Dutch act .
Is this real love !If you moved .Please leave your footprint !Finally, I wish the world lovers to get married ... Boys do not cry easily ,only when the face of love will become vulnerable ,boy ,does not cry easily ,only when the love you too ,will lay down their self-esteem .
The QQ farm to steal the dish song
Now the man of God !Into a thief!!!
Like in other farm to steal the friend please message ~ ~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch the field has matured ,
My mouse to extended
Farm thief crowded still
Desolate mood can you feel
Last night, you are still gentle
The whispers still reverberating around
But is to steal a radish
You so sad how I could be free
Originally the happy farm ­ in a sneaky way is a kind of enjoyment;
But you not to steal what I am
Said the group friends unrepining don't start with
But for you you really see through
Pineapple in front of rock
To reach the idea often show
The results of all let me bear
Tonight the farm and a man stealing
Originally the happy farm ­ in a sneaky way is a kind of enjoyment;
But you not to steal what I am
Said the group friends unrepining don't start with
But for you that you really can endure?
Bananas in front of over
To reach the idea often show
All the results let you bear
The farm I a person to steal
In a piece of land on the vegetables, fruit trees and other.
But also can be mutually to steal food to steal the fruit, so for gold, increase the value of experience , to create more land, planting more advanced crops.......This game is popular , because, now the city people to survive the pressure, life was simple , happy farm game let one part person a respite from the hustle and bustle of the city and work pressure, to experience the "Pastoral" happy, game player in the game process to get a sense of satisfaction in daily life, make the pressure release.
Aestheticism
Grieved.But. I painted a full stop. Becoming buried memories. Quietly.Quietly. Transform into crystal. Don't touch.
We all have our crosses to bear
The first cartoon in many people, everyone is burdened with a heavy cross, in the slow and difficult progress toward the destination.On the way, a man suddenly stopped.He thought: the cross is too heavy, so carrying it, go to what year?!Then, he made a surprising decision: he decided to cut a piece of.
I cut it off after the cut to go up , is indeed a lot easier, his quickening pace.So , just walking walking walking, and go long long long long.He wanted to: although just cut a piece of the cross, but it was too heavy to Jesus Christ, would you please let me to cut it, I promise to go better!He also cut.
Cut in this way, he suddenly felt much relaxed!Then, he effortlessly went to the front of the procession.You see: when other people are struggling to pre-load, for him, is walking easily singing song!Walk, who suddenly appeared, in front of a deep and wide gully!There is no bridge, there is no way around.
There was no spider or Superman to save him......He is, what to do?!People are slowly behind to catch up, they bear the cross with their own ride in the ditch on the bridge, make, take it leisurely and unoppressively across the gully.
He also wants to follow suit.Unfortunately, his cross was cut off before a large portion of the long, cannot make a bridge!So, when other people are to move forward towards the goal, but he can only stop in place, become dejected and despondent, too late to regret.
This time, in his mind echoed with one sentence: there was a complete cross on my shoulder , I did not cherish , until it is needed, I just too late to regret.It is the most painful thing!......In fact , every one of us every day are burdened with various cross, in difficult.
It may be our study, perhaps is our work, perhaps we should bear the responsibility and obligation.However, it is these responsibilities, we are in this world the existence of reason and value.So, please don't complain the hard study, hard work, because the true happiness, is a challenge to the results, without painful experiences, we can not understand fully and delightfully happy !We all have our crosses to bear.
we all have our crosses to bear.Indeed, in the cartoon of everyone, is our crosses to bear, and when the gully appears, they are using their own cross to bear to help themselves across the gully, continue to advance.
So we say: some dark, only their own through; some pain, only their own experience; some lonely, only their own taste.However, through the darkness, we must be able to feel the temperature of the sun;
The beauty of a woman is a man in it
For women,what kind of appearance ,his only half responsible ,the other half should be a man to negative .  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;unmarried girl ,like nursery seedlings ,a handsome tall and straight .
Married ,and one man all together ,the men into the woman climate ,soil .Men have a hot temper ,but is not a dangerous situation ,for a time ,a woman must be worn without light ;man cultivation, sunshine is bright, gentle, women must be moistened to face if the peach ,passionate .
Beauty is nature ,men make women good mood, good state of mind ,soul .  ;  ;  ;  ;we are always the pursuit of our love .A woman in love with what kind of man ,she often becomes a kind of person ,the so-called with good people learn .
So ,if a woman is not beautiful ,man should be at least half responsible .  ;  ;  ;  ;originally a gentle woman more edgy ,must be her man does not live up to expectations, forcing her to head .
  ;  ;  ;  ;originally a pure woman more beautiful ,must be her man too useless, she had to love another .  ;  ;  ;  ;originally a lofty woman getting bad ,must be her man class is not high ,she will .
  ;  ;  ;  ;on the contrary, originally a very common woman ,looks more lovely, eyes more Aura ,to speak more and more refined ,more and more gentlemanly behavior -- needless to say ,she has a good man .
  ;  ;  ;  ;men do not think the beauty and the ugly woman only .She was beautiful ,you have half of the credit ;she does not look good ,you have half the fault .  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;woman born by men ,men love pet ,who you care .
Women as a book ,  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;  ;young when can read a beautiful and gentle ;  ;  ;middle age can read a determination and maturity ;old age can read an understanding and care .
How beautiful ,how you would feel if not what she may have pale ;  ;  ;gentle and so ,you will in the cold when the saw a wisp of spring breeze through your heart ;  ;  ;Determination of this, you will feel in your cowardly quietly put out a strong hand ;  ;  mature ;so ,you will taste to a more permanent than charm and gentle things ,in the most needed when you always give you a warm ;understand this, when washed yesterday while laughing ,when precipitation years mature ,the eye of a God ,a greeting ,can penetrate all misunderstanding ;  ;  ;care so ,when all you change your appearance ,when the disease has changed your mind .
A whisper ,to resolve all your blue .Women as a book ,like landscapes at all seasons of the year ,Chun Xiaqiu winter each has a warm and calm .  ;  ;dawn sky when she was reading ,a drop of dew colors ;  ;  ;sun when read her ,feel a clear spring taste ;  ;  ;moonlight when she read ,appreciate a plum blossom fragrance .
In spring, you can read a shy and gentle ;  ;  ;in the summer, you can feel the delicacy ;  ;  ;in autumn, you can smell the fragrance of Osmanthus ;  ;  ;in the winter ,you can judge a ray of warm light across your heart ,  ;  ;you will realize that change is seasonal ,change is the feeling .
  ;  ;women as a book ,is a thick book of life ,this book ,  ;  ;smell ,should have the fragrance of flowers ;  ;  ;look, should have the charm of poetry ;  ;  ;see ,there should be a dancing melody ;  ;  ;read, every day should have new feeling .
  ;  ;women as a book ,is a tears for ink paper flowers for the books printed .  ;  ;many of the sour, sweet , bitter, hot ,how much the passions ,all contained in between the lines ;some people think and read it to understand ,it is a kind of ignorance ;  ;  ;some people think that it is read by rote ,a boring ;  ;  ;some people think that the book is too deep hard to read ,it is one kind of helpless .
Really understand a woman ,like read a book ,a good book .  ;  ;but if you are not careful to read a book cover actually looks good content is not how to book .  ;  ;don indulge ,waved the hand ,gently waved ,continue to look for your book .
When you have a look
When you have a look nbsp; ripe apples come pick.
you want the tree how can open many plum plum the mouse to drag the fish , have a try , very fun ! Use the mouse to point out your "love" dream butterfly < mouse clicks, thousands of butterflies will follow you rise and dance in a happy mood.
The thought of the 2012 coming, I still owe the bank money,
  ;  ;guide language :weather hot ah ,how not to see the flow of sweat ?Now people stay home and open air conditioning .No, if it goes on like this body will go wrong ,let me now to give you a healthy look about hardcore cold joke ,a variety of hardcore ,sweat !Cold WOW , relationresultThanthe higher sugar .
.  ;relationresult   ;  ;1party,a man drunk ,I home .Take time to greet people ,the road is not ,liquor potential .As good as dead ,I am afraid of trouble, will carry him to the hospital .
To put him in ward after to go to the doctor to take medicine to go ,so I took the medicine back, this guy woke up ,holding the hospital a transfusion bottle hanging pole ,Huanghuangyouyou , mouth also whispered : ,this bus driving too fast !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;2had a female,a year and a half ,at a pinch milk process, today morning the daughter ultra to milk, wife strongly disagreed ,the daughter that cry .
.. While crying, go to the bedroom ,back in 1 minutes ,holding 1 dollars,poor bar bar at the wife said :Mom ,I have a piece of money .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;3 female:I already have a boyfriend .
Man: I don ,I still love you .Others comment - the good man .M: I have a girlfriend .Woman: I don ,I still love you .Others comment -- eraser !Shame on you for the mistress .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;4.
After a couple making love .The man asked :if you think ?Female shy to say :I can only use one British and one American, to describe .The man indissolubles, female is red face says :Richard Tyson .
The connotation of ....relationresult relationresult   ;  ;5man due tohis girlfriend a traffic accident, had massive transfusion for girlfriend .After the two fall out, her boyfriend back .
His anger out a piece of sanitary napkins hit him in the face !Girlfriend shouted :this is Shoufu ,mortgage each month you will !!relationresultIs in fact:over SB250 relationresult   ;  ;6I wentto find the one I high school crush girl ,sent her a text message :if only one bowl of porridge ,you have a half bowl ,the remaining half bowl ,I put in your arms to your heat .
.. A few minutes later ,she came back a message: who introduces you? A four hundred ,seven hundred a night .relationresult relationresult   ;  ;7girlfriendasked her: why do men have many girl friends will envy ,while women have many boyfriends will be look down ?!Her sincere words and earnest wishes to say :it is a key can open many locks ,will be called the universal key !And a lock if can be many key ,the lock has a problem !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;8meal,son suddenly whispered asked me: ,I want to ask you a question ! I looked at him curiously ,he tricks can ask what the naive question .
Do you know the meaning of ML .I rely on my heart ,a surprised: I don ,may be a brand name .He proudly took a drink bottle says : Ml well ,dad was so stupid !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;9ten wedding anniversary!The wife says to the husband :I had a dream last night, I dream of you to send me a diamond necklace ,you say that this dream is what meaning ?Husband mysterious said: will know tonight .
The wife sees himself suggested that effective ,the chuckle to oneself in the heart .At night, the husband came back a bag to give his wife !His wife joy open look ,there is a book in the dream !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;10andhusband just fall in love at that time, we went out for a meal ,the park sat ,snuggle together .
Sometimes he to me ah olfactory olfactory :Dear fragrance .I have a guilty conscience ,nudged him :will there be ?He said seriously :sometimes ,I think you do !Well !Today is good .
I speechless :it have to die, let me tell you ,today I come to my aunt !relationresultThe twinsmother is such resolution size drops ~ ~   ;relationresult   ;  ;11woman: !Male :don !Female : safety point !Male :I believe that the technology .
Female :do not wear will not let you go !Male :don it like a man !Female :you do not trouble trouble !Motorcyclists wearing helmets will die? !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;12yesterday morningwake up happy and said to his wife :my wife and I had a dream ,dreaming of picked up 200 dollars!The wife say: today you be careful ,dream is the opposite .
I :that do you say me today to lose $200 ?Said the wife hesitated for a :your wallet this two hundred dollars I confiscated ,lest you lose .I am crazy sweat :the dream really TMD !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;13heavenis broken ,ready to rebuild ,invite public bidding .
He said :as long as the 3000of you,the reason is the cost of materials 1000,1000artificialcost ,I earn 1000 ;and to the Germans ,Germans said :to 6000, reason why, the cost of materials 2000,artificial fee of 2000 ,earning his 2000;the last run a Chinese ,Chinese say :this to 9000, 3000to you,3000blockI ,the remaining 3000 to theindians !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;14 quarters witha pretentious guy ,his girlfriend is like the cloud !Their slogan: there is no does not pursue the girl .
On the spot I was angry, bet $50, let you go after our monitor ( classes ) .He is a cow ,was promised .The very next day he came back grass ,your monitor is a man .Third days I lost 50 .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;15men and womenaround ,but her husband to go home earlier .When the doorbell rings ,the man was scared, but the woman very calmly said :don .
Then from the kitchen ,she took a bag of garbage and walked to the door .:dear ,before entering the bag to take out the garbage away .Men go home on the road ,he thought, this woman is really smart !At the door of the house ,men rings the doorbell, his wife open handed a bag of garbage .
.. ... , relationresultWiththe underwear .  ;relationresult   ;  ;16person toa Spanish restaurant, see people eating bullwhip ,big and thick, he also wants to eat, but the waiter said ,it is finished cattle bucket ,just cut down ,to a predetermined ,so he is booked for tomorrow .
The very next day ,the man to the restaurant today ,found the bullwhip is especially small ,he was very angry ,asked the waiter waitress said :why ,today the bull killed cattle !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;17husbandwife IQ challenge !Husband: dear ,you have to make me happy and level already angry ?His wife was silent for a moment and said: I find your friend you are not eating viagra .
relationresult relationresult   ;  ;18the boss tookplace on a business trip for a half month .Come back at night in order to keep the wife suspected ,affectionate when hard, made a lot of noise !Suddenly the door neighbor cries of anger :half month, every day ,not let people sleep ?relationresult relationresult   ;  ;19just6 years old nieceis mysteriously run came to me and said :uncle uncle ,I tell you a secret ,I only said to you !CNR sister ( my next-door neighbor daughter ) yesterday to Dutch act !I saw her with a cucumber stabbed himself !!!I three seconds ,then a messy !!!relationresult relationresult   ;  ;20afemale house water leakage ,has to leave one day house repairs ,unfinished .
The next day, her mobile phone text messages to the leadership of contracts ,leading a scared look soft legs .SMS wrote: sexual exercise ,too much water, out of control, then make a day !relationresultI am not bumpbump ,not   ;relationresult   ;  ;  ;21company,a group of colleagues are riddles .
Male colleague asked :Ten men at five women take a shower ,since one idiom .In fact many people know ,is resplendent with variegated coloration .But one female colleague is red in the face and asked :is the work along both lines ?relationresult relationresult   ;  ;22 one afternoon,women female prisoners were fighting .
Prison administrators can all pull not open .Finally, the warden outburst, he rushed to the microphone .Pick up the phone ,saying: you make dinner tonight to slice of cucumber !Woman who would stop .
..relationresult relationresult   ;  ;23mento lead the house for a drink .Wine over three years ,men found that leading sister-in-law pretty !Men venture to say :if you dare to touch the leadership ,her chest ,I will drink a cup !The sister-in-law after listening, severely responded : ,catch put him to death ,drink !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;24a friendask a Millionaire : Sir, why you so rich ?Man said :when I was young I like you have nothing ,my dad gave me an apple ,and I put the apple to sell ,use the money to buy two apples ,and then sold to buy four apples .
Little friends as if thinking of sth. ,say: I seem to understand .Millionaire said :you know your sister ah ,then my dad died ,I inherited all of his possessions ...relationresult relationresult   ;  ;25TestSa mother-in-law son-in-law .
The first invited big son-in-law walking across the bridge ,jumping ,diving rescued son-in-law ,mother-in-law gives him the car .The mother-in-law and son-in-law follow suit ,two test ,also be saved ,injured his son-in-law to receive the audi .
She tried three son-in-law son-in-law ,three could not swim deliver less, she drowned .The following day ,father gives him a mercedes !relationresultAre youstill ha   ;relationresult   ;  ;26had a femaleinto the stores, to buy a bar vibration ,the boss said :in the above, choose ,female seriously after the election, said :I will be the red !Look ,the boss said: Miss ,is that a fire extinguisher !relationresult relationresult   ;  ;27rememberwhen the three ,in order to prepare ,care for the body, the teacher set a bag of milk every morning ,on the morning study time, behind me girl give me a bag of milk ,so I placed beside the heating on heat ,morning study ended, the girls shot me on my shoulder ,loudly say: you touch my milk hot or not? , relationresult relationresult   ;  ;28in the bar,a sexy in the bar and sat down ,put sultry pose .
The bartender walks over, ask her anything ,she tick index ,signaled the bartender close to her ,and then hands the bartender face ,side side by touch ,sexy voice said :are you the manager here ? Not .
The bartender replied .Beauty touching the bartender hair asked: can you get me to the manager ?I not . The bartender said :what can I do for you? The beauty put her fingers on the bartender ,the bartender started gently sucking her finger .
Ten finger sucking it again later, Belle continued: would you please help me tell your manager ,inside the ladies out of toilet paper . , relationresult relationresult   ;  ;30aman to the hospital ,the doctor asked :where are you uncomfortable? replied: I said not laugh .
the doctor nods. Men off their pants ,JJ only match bar thickness ,the doctor laughing .Men bate: TM is swollen a week ,you also laugh !relationresultSince my motherwill be available on the internet .
..relationresult relationresult   ;  ;from the editor: if one day to see someone suddenly without causing laughter ,then it he suddenly understand a high quality cold joke .