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Quick laugh ...Trembling with fear of dada son returned home : ,today the exam had 60 points .My father was angry : in low, don call me dad !The very next day the boy came back :sorry ,brother !night ,daughter eager to call :Mom mom !He hasn ,there must be another woman !Mother softly comforted : ,lovely, not just to think the worst ,maybe out of the car accident !Arabia students to his father sent an e-mail :Dad ,Berlin is a good place .
The people here are very friendly .But I went to school a little feel shy .Others take the subway to school ,then I open a gold benz .Father replies :son ,give you $200000000 over the past.
Don shame ,hurry to buy a subway !A boy on the girlfriend said :I want to break up ,I feel tired ,no feeling .The girlfriend said to him a let him suddenly speechless . Hundreds of millions of Chinese people to the country foot long bored .
Had no feeling, why the country foot has not disbanded ?1300000000 of the troublecan not dissolve a 11personteam ,now you say a person tired ,to disband the team with two people ?!When eating ,one female colleague heavy-hearted said: I may be red .
We are very curious, and ask ? I just found a U disc lost ,8 G...When the school ,the whole class self introduction .A boy walks on stage :my name is Wang Peng ,from Beijing ,I loved playing chess !He was down ,the next is a female ,the female modesty to the podium ,introduces himself :I be very upset .
.. ... My name is Xia Qi ... ... ..A drunken sleep and miss leadership .Mobile phone rang ,Miss said: sorry ,you call the user has been drunk ,please call again tomorrow !The leadership at the wife : you drank much wine ?China Mobile knows .
..A millionaire told ill only half the time ,sad to find a killer ,let himself in the most happy time to kill him .A few days later ,the millionaire was misdiagnosed notice, is happily, the killer was killed .
&nbsp ;&nbsp ;sea two crew Fu finally returned home .But back home, he found a baby !Fu excited asked his wife who did it? Is it right? The next idea ? Not .And his wife said is it right? My friend dumber ? Not .
It must be Xiao Wang ,I damn fair-weather friends ! !She replied I would not have a friend ?Taobao buy clothes , put ,I want to cry he has for his dad was a great engineer proud .One day, he met her .
And then she talked .Xiaoming for Xiaohua said: do you know Himalaya Range ?She says :know ah .He said : built .I was speechless .She is .He thought for a moment .Say :do you know the dead sea ?That is my father .
A QQ is done, it romantic writing: you five wool Wowu hair ,so we can together !The envy of other girls ,said: you six wool Woliu hair we two can block 2 ...Another girl to you seven I seven hair :hair ,we two can be a piece of dead .
.. &nbsp ;&nbsp ;his wife :husband ,I just heard reports of high speed road there is a car in retrograde ,you have to be careful !Husband :,a car ?I see one hundred cars are more than !&nbsp ;&nbsp ;university graduates three years, several students in a class group chat ,chat is full of technology ,such as Java ,xml .
Another classmate home opened early ,do managers ,edgeways ,heart very uncomfortable ,after a long time of a plug : the company is due to business expansion ,recruitment driver, requirements: 4 yearsexperience in the development of java !Suddenly the group quiet .
..When I was young, the teacher told me: the person a diligent guy and a little lazy guy when you shilly-shally when they fight .Primary school when diligent guy often lazy guy playing the petals drop and waters flow.
When junior high school ,but by the deuce ,to high school is a lazy guy always win .But to the university I suddenly found that they did not fight ,fuck hard villain was killed ....
One day Xiaoming with tomato and strawberry watermelon in Shangjie ,at an intersection of tomato has been run ,Xiaoming says :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Tomato sauce !And to a junction ,watermelon bumped ,Xiaoming says :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Watermelon juice.
At the third crossing, Xiaoming get killed ,strawberry said :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Scumbag !Ten years later ,we inadvertently met again, she asked me in a small voice :these years so good ?She nice to you .
I am very sad ,said :I ,waiting for you .Her eyes became moist red ,said :you 7 at nightto the hotel to look for me .July 7th night ,like hook ,I hold flowers ,half an hour earlier came to the hotel ,she greets me in ,greeted me to sit down ,and asked :have you heard of Amway ?.
.. ... &nbsp ;&nbsp ;do you love me ? You guess . Love ! You guess again .Picking up a mobile phone today ,want to return it to the owner ,then when he found a mobile phone number to make the past ( is the owner ,connected to each other after the said: brother ,what I said :you are the mobile phone owner ?I found your brother mobile phone !She said: Oh ,you wait .
Then hang up on me .After about a minute .The phone rang ,I joined ,will listen to each other is a woman said :brother ,your phone to find !This year Hunan province college entrance examination Chinese composition inscribes is early ,came out from the examination place we talk about ,when one of them exclaimed: early? Not dry ?The collapse of a university .
... a boys jump off building ,who died after a successful ,finishing relics ,mobile phone short message receiving the final a :husband ,teaching building there is people jump off building ,and quickly see .
The taxi radio said hello !Today is a participant ,please Christine Fan ,van Weiqi !The driver said ... MD ,now I stammer can when the station DJ !Morning in Guangzhou University city has a student to jump off building died .
The reporter just after an interview back ,because find job carnival ,wine drunk fell downstairs and died .A reporter asked the signing is where ,said that Shenzhen Foxconn !Special thirsty ,to a store to buy a bottle of iced tea .
Drank half found is a copycat ,has drunk ,also did not say what .A look at the cap ,and a bottle of .Immediately to the boss said the lottery ,give a bottle .The boss is very calm ,you can have a look carefully .
I see, exercises ,and buy a bottle !Window is not beautiful, is within the comments ...In a ~ ~ ~ ~ ,waiter, my two cups of cola ,to ice ...Few holidays come to my home ...Generous sister that you should do is really the top stylist ,make as like as two peas drop hair ,worship .

Often chat person must look at oh!Maybe......

1 when you receive a "what are you doing?"    actually wanted to say "I love you" 2 when you receive the "ha ha", is not smile or giggle 3 but if "ha ha"     "hey hey" or "quack" , when you hit the past is laughing 4 that you "fool" "idiot"     is actually cared about you, worried about you , hope you take good care of yourself 5 if the question is over, actually want to chat more with you 6 "Oh" is mostly perfunctory 7 but if it is "know" "received" "yes" said more about 8 sometimes advise you busy oneself, but he say yes and mean no 9 to his foolish or ashamed to tell you what is lost, I hope you to comfort him, talk to him, even call him 10 take the initiative to you, you can have in his mind the components, most people do not like and do not mind people wordy 11 if your nickname, hope that you can remember him more than 12 "I" "I have at home.
" described in the first thought is of you 13 "you go home let me know."     "you come home yet?"Mean I want you have peace, I forbid you to have 14 and sometimes not so clever to you on the wrong, may be sent to you he wants is not something made, although such a silly 15 received "forwarding 2 people be happy oh", is that he feels that this message is very interesting, but don't have the heart to leave you forwarded to 10 people, just put 10 to 216 any kind of "do not forward it will unfortunately" nature of the curse, he is not received, but will not be forwarded to you 17 A: did you receive TA messages , but do not represent the TA draft box No 18 if possible, he night no shutdown because of your     girls around the age of 20 she is the most beautiful.
At this time her kind-hearted, she is mature, but also a bit childish.When a boy of about 20 is his most bleak days , then nothing, can not be independent and do not want to rely on , struggling with a loss, looking for their position, so if a boy in his 20 years old when he met with a very young girl, that she should treasure, because of this the girl is with your most beautiful with him through the dark days!The only girls with him through, the girl will be happy forever.
Witch magic say that this is a log, read this please log in 5 minutes to reproduce their own space, within a month and you like you will never come together.See not reproduced, male stupid life..Female

At five taboos, no, I can not see! If you don't believe, can

At five taboos , can not see!If you don't believe, you can have a try at night.Now, even the scientists puzzle world is unable to explain the strange scene seven 1 at two thirty-two at night , some candle people will see the witch's tragic death in eighteenth Century.
2.Nail coated with a layer of a layer of black, white, a layer of red still intact , people would say to you.3 at four thirty-eight to peel an apple , if apple peel off , 96 hours to be rather baffling death.
4 little mirror, according to our past lives and how you die.5 night not to wear black hair girl shadow 6 this article is reproduced, the devil will not be ridden, and achieve a wish.7 do not reprint will
be Britain possessed by the devil ___________________________________________________________________________________ master recommended: reading reproduced to your space, every reprinted several diaries

The seller Songtao just a legend...

Female: "are you a peach?"Male: "yes, I am the Songtao" woman: "wow...So far......"M: (silence...)Female: "Songtao liberation?"Boy: "no, our school when all carry guns" girl: "the teacher say?"Male: "a teacher with AC , smoke helmet , MG3- silver killer, flash complex sunglasses, bazooka, Vulcan Gatlin, biochemical grenade.
...." girl: "not so exaggerated it !"Male: "you can have a try!"Female: "where did you speak Mandarin?"Male: "where we only say authentic Guizhou dialect."Female: "you live in caves?"Male: "no, we live in the mountains.
"Female: "the mountains?The tiger does not "male:" don't know, just a few at my door "girl:" ah!That you are not afraid of it. "Man:" what I fear , my own home "girl:" is it right? Peach in Guizhou?"Male: "Yeah! Peach in Guizhou province.
"Female: "you have what good?"Male: "in addition to aircraft flying in heaven, walk on the ground except the tank, swim in water but the ship, we can eat!"Female: "you eat meat?"Male: "our leader invented fire , we now is to eat barbecue.
"Female: "that's good, next time I go Songtao play, on the home you live ah."Male:"......No problem, but my home is far from the downtown area."Female:... How far the male: "don't know. Take the train may be around 3 days" girl: "how do you get to school?"Male: "there are shuttle" girl: "what car?"Male: "it's hard to say, sometimes tanks sometimes armored vehicle" girl: "that must be long before?"Male: "habit, half a year in advance of the line!"Female: "you chaos or not?"Male: "don't mess, fighting is commonplace"".
.................!"Female: "your marriage is monogamy?"Boy: "no, we each man can marry 10 wife."Female: "is not it ~ that you now have a few wife?"Male: "I now have 12 wife, and after graduation to remarry 3.
"Female: "scared to death!12 wasn't enough?How to take 3, didn't you say that every man can only marry 10?"Male: "10 is not so much, I want to marry a few will have several, because my boss here will be cooked!""Girl:" are you going to the tomb of the martyrs Qingming incense?"Male: "we have not martyrs tomb, I only go to his ancestor worship.
"Female: "that your ancestor worship is also burn paper money and set off firecrackers?"Male: "no, we are burning the renminbi, will not set off firecrackers, we are throwing grenades down the hill!"Female: "Songtao a telephone?"Male: "no phone, we are using mobile phone.
"Female: "calls you?"Male: "don't pay the bill, we launched a communications satellite!"Girl: "are you now in Internet bar?"Boy: "no, we here have Internet cafes, everyone of us has' notebook ', from my grandfather's grandfather started to use.
"Female: "I heard you in the Olympic Games have many gold medals."Male: "Yeah, we the people here used to buckle key."Female: "that you train very hard!" male: "no, we are here who has time who will, without any hard training, in August 8th 08, I have no time then, so I didn't go.

Parents do not agree, have to break up

Parents do not agree with, usually for three reasons: (1) too far, if she married so far to be wronged, home is not convenient.In fact, you think, to traffic now where are you convenient?Further away, is abroad , it is two or three days' journey.
If the wronged you marry, go away, not necessarily will be wronged, and you marry near, but not necessarily popular, some married village, not every two or three days fighting, will not be wronged, do not necessarily married near know filial piety!Go near!In the past the parents have difficulty, you don't care what!In the distance we have to also can do!The key is to see this man?So, the man you must choose the right.
(2) is poor, I think money is not necessarily happy, but no money is not necessarily unhappy, taking health as the center, a little cool, a bit silly money, forget, forget fame, is accompanied by a nest, a little money with friends, simple love, true love, a warm , a lot of peace, happiness is just so so, again, the key is not his family has no money , but he has no money of ability and desire, home to the money, if he doesn't help, sooner or later is corrupt, if he is able to have the desire to make money it, that is in poor will is temporary, this point should parents be far-sighted, instead of just looking at the eyes, at least not the one club to kill a man, so the rich and the poor is not the house, but look at the people, therefore, the man you must choose the right.
(3) is a bad reputation or have questions, about fame if is a bad reputation, caused by parents, that I think should not take fault incrimination and children, it was unfair, because he is not wrong, who can say that the murderer's son would be bad?It must be the murderer?If he doesn't have a very good reputation, that should see him now is it right? It, after all, who are doing the wrong thing, not because a thing down family life, country and date that is not a sentence, so if they know, rehabilitated, should give people a break break.
If he does not like, drinking, do things stealthily words, I agree with the views of parents, such a man cannot marry, the man must be selected.In fact, parents' anger is temporary, they will forgive you, but my boyfriend is not lost, you may find a better, but you'll never find a as like as two peas, if you just to filial piety to parents, and lose your boyfriend, I think it is very cruel, but also very unfair.
Of course, you can say she is filial piety, but I think it is Yu Xiao, is a great sorrow!I remember one university, a professor made an experiment, let a girl on the blackboard , their most important people in accordance with the order, including parents and siblings , friends, colleagues and neighbors.
Let then to what it considers the most important people at a delete, end, only child, parents, husband of this place she feels embarrassed, until finally she is crying out parents name, followed by the name of the child, so the professor asked her: my parents gave you life, and raises you adult, back to you selfless love, while the child was your own child, is your body from the meat, but her husband nothing, both and you have no blood relationship, no great kindness, why did you just leave him?Then the girl said: parents will go away from her, just a few years ago in late few years, children grow up, have their own family, will leave their true, and with his old with me for a lifetime, only the husband.
Thus, the man you must choose the right.And they said, marriage is the second woman to birth, the first time you have no choice, but the second time you have, but how to choose, then take a look at yourself,

Recite these basic can pure keyboard

Ctrl+Ssave Ctrl+W closing procedures Ctrl+N new Ctrl+O open Ctrl+Z cancel Ctrl+F find Ctrl+X Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+A copy paste shearing select reduce the size of the text enlarge text Ctrl+B Bold Italic underline Ctrl+I Ctrl+U Ctrl+Shift input method switching in Ctrl+ spaces Ctrl+ QQ English switching enter send a message to Ctrl+Home cursor quickly move to the file header Ctrl+End cursor moved quickly to the end of the file Ctrl+Esc display start menu Ctrl+Shift+&lt ;shrinking fast text Ctrl+Shift+&gt ;rapid amplification in IE text Ctrl+F5 torefresh the Ctrl+ drag a file copy file Ctrl+Backspace to start and close the input method to drag the file while holding down the Ctrl+Shift create shortcut Alt+ spaces +C close window Alt+ spaces +N minimize active window Alt+ spaces +R recovery minimized window Alt+ spaces +X to maximize the current window Alt+ +M Alt+ space +S space moving window to change the size of window Alt+Tab two programs to exchange Alt+255 QQ number in theinput no celebrity Alt+F Alt+V open the file menu view menu Alt+E open the edit menu to open Alt+I Insert menu to open Alt+O Format menu Alt+T open the tools menu Alt+A form open open the window menu menu Alt+W Alt+ Alt+H open the help menu enter view file properties Alt+ double-click the file to view the file attributes Alt+X closed C language Shift shortcut to Shift+ space semi full-width switching Shift + Delete permanently delete the selected item ,and do not put it in the recycling .
Drag a CTRL copy options .Drag a press CTRL + SHIFT to create the selected items to the shortcut keys .WORD a full set of shortcuts tips CTRL+O open CTRL+P print CTRL+A select for text size ( in selected cases ) CTRL+D font settings ( in selected cases ) CTRL+G/H search / replace ;full text delete CTRL+N ;CTRL+M left margin ( in selected cases ) ;CTRL+U drawing underline ( in the selected target cases ) ;CTRL+B bold words ( in selected cases ) ;CTRL+I tilted text ( in selected cases ) ;CTRL+Q two edge alignment (no indent ( ) ,in selected cases ) or placing the cursor target text segment tail ,can operate CTRL+J ends are aligned ( operation ibid.
) CTRL+E Center ( operation ibid. ) CTRL+R align right ( operation ibid. ) CTRL+K insert hyperlink indent ( CTRL+T/Y can move the cursor to the end of the segment to perform this operation ,or will the selected operation Ctrl+A ( or Ctrl+ small keyboard figure 5 ):selected text .
Ctrl+B: give the selected text bold ( press again ,remove the bold ) .Ctrl+C :will the selected text to the clipboard .Ctrl+D :open the font dialog box ,rapid completion of a variety of font settings .
Ctrl+E :make the cursor line center text .Ctrl+F :open the search and replace dialog box ,and is positioned in the search .Ctrl+G :open the search and replace dialog box ,and is positioned in the positioning label .
Ctrl+H :open the search and replace dialog box ,and is positioned in the replacement .Ctrl+I :the selected text tilt ( press again ,the removal of the tilt ) .Ctrl+K :open the insert Hyperlink dialog box .
Ctrl+Shift+L: give the cursor line text plus project sign .Ctrl+M : also increases and a hanging indent first line .Ctrl+Shift+M :while reducing the top row and a hanging indent .Ctrl+N :create a new empty document .
Ctrl+O ( or Ctrl+F12 ):open the dialog box .Ctrl+P ( or Ctrl+Shift+F12 ):open the print dialog box .Ctrl+R :make the cursor line text align right .Ctrl+S: a new document to open the save as dialog box ,or on the current document preservation .
Ctrl+T :increase indent .Ctrl+Shift+T :decrease indent .Ctrl+U: given the word underlined ( press again ,last year .) .Ctrl+V :the text on the clipboard or paste the picture into the cursor .
If the clipboard contains a number of content ,the last one posting to cursor .Ctrl+X :will the selected text to the clipboard .Ctrl+Z :cancel the operation just now ( can be used multiple times ) .
Ctrl+0 :will the selected text of each section of the former added 12 pounds to the spacing .Ctrl+1 :if the selected text spacing is not single spacing ,it will quickly set to single spacing .
Ctrl+2 :will the selected text spacing is set to two line spacing .Ctrl+5 :will the selected text spacing is set to 1.5 line spacing.Ctrl+F2 : rapid executionprint preview function .Ctrl+F4 :close the current document .
Ctrl+F5 :causes the window to restore to maximized state prior to .Ctrl+Shift+F5 :open the Bookmarks dialog box .Ctrl+Shift+F8 :activation of the column selection function ,namely selection of vertical block text ( press again or press the ESC key ,to cancel the function ) .
Ctrl+F9 :at the cursor into a domain mark {} ( Note: direct input to a pair of braces cannot serve as domain mark ) .Ctrl+F5 :causes the window to restore to maximized state prior to ( press again ,will make the window again maximization) .
Ctrl+Deltet :delete cursor behind one English word or a Chinese word ( can be used repeatedly) .Ctrl+ backspace :delete cursor in front of an English word or a Chinese word ( can be used repeatedly) .
Ctrl+Enter :moves the cursor back content quickly and move to the next page .Ctrl+End :rapid move the cursor to the end .Ctrl+Home ( or Ctrl+Page Up ) :quick to move the cursor to the text of the first .
Ctrl+Insert+Insert (i.e., by two, the Insert key ) :quick turn or change to the clipboard task pane . .Ctrl+~ :open the Chinese law online word function .Ctrl++ :a rapid switch to subscript input state ( again to return to a normal state ) .
Ctrl+Shift++ :a rapid switch to superscript input state ( again to return to a normal state ) .Ctrl+ : according to the English words or Chinese word interval backward moving the cursor .
Ctrl+ ← :according to English words or Chinese word spacing move cursor .Ctrl+J :Ctrl+L :the text ends aligned text align left Ctrl+Q :paragraph reset Ctrl+W :close the current document Ctrl+Y :repeat last operation ( operation not applicable - winkey+d :This is the master of the most common first shortcut key combinations .
This shortcut key combinations can be all the windows on the desktop instant minimization ,whether the chat window or game window: &amp ;hellip ;&amp ;hellip ;if I press this key combination ,just all windows are coming back ,and that activation of the is your minimum before using the window !This is the winkey winkey+f - a look at the big picture :no need to move the mouse point start → search,file and folder ,in any state, just press winkey+f will pop up window search .
Winkey+r :in our article, you will often see such operation tips :click start running , open dialog run &amp ;hellip ;&amp ;hellip ;.In fact ,there is a more simple approach ,just press winkey + r !Alt tab: if the open window is too much, the key combination is very useful ,it can be displayed in a window current open all the window name and icon ,select their own hope to open the window ,release the key can reverse display currently open windows .
Winkey+e: when you need to open the Explorer find file, this shortcut will make you feel very cool !Never have a hand to touch the mouse !Tip: winkey is the keyboard with windows logo key .
Winkey mainly appears in the 104and 107 keysin the keyboard .104 keyboard is also called Win95 keyboard,the keyboard in the original 101 left and right sides of thekeyboard ,Ctrl and ALT keys added two windwos keys and an associated attribute key .
107 keyboard is also known as the Win98 keyboard,more than 104keymuch sleep ,wake ,boot and other power management keys ,the 3 bondpad located right above the most .Add ... .F1 shows the current program or windows help content .
F2 when you select a file, which means Rename F3 when you on the table when it is open search :all the file F10 or ALT activatedcurrent program menu bar windows key or CTRL+ESC open the start menu CTRL+ALT+DELETE opened in Win9x close program dialog box DELETE to delete the selected choice the project ,if the file ,will be placed in the recycle bin SHIFT+DELETE to delete the selected choice project ,if it is a file ,will be directly removed instead of into the recycle bin of the CTRL+N create a new CTRL+O file open dialog box to open the open file CTRL+P print dialog box to save the current operation CTRL+S file CTRL+X shear selected project CTRL+INSERT or CTRL+C to the clipboard copy selected items to the clipboard in SHIFT+INSERT or CTRL+V paste the clipboard contents at the current location of ALT+BACKSPACE or CTRL+Z to withdraw a step of the operation ,the ows key +D: minimization or restore windows windows Windows key +U: opened the auxiliary tool manager Windows key +CTRL+M to will restore an operation window the size and location of the Windows key to open +E Explorer Windows +F search :open all file Windows key +R to open the Windows +BREAK button to open the dialog system properties dialog box to open Windows key +CTRL+F search :computer dialog SHIFT+F10 or the mouseright click to open the current activities of the project is the shortcut menu in CD SHIFT when the press is not put, can skip the autoplay CD .
In the open wo rd when pressed down ,you can skip from the start of the macros &nbsp ;&nbsp ;ALT+F4 close the current applicationof ALT+SPACEBAR open program the upper left corner of the