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Quick laugh ...Trembling with fear of dada son returned home : ,today the exam had 60 points .My father was angry : in low, don call me dad !The very next day the boy came back :sorry ,brother !night ,daughter eager to call :Mom mom !He hasn ,there must be another woman !Mother softly comforted : ,lovely, not just to think the worst ,maybe out of the car accident !Arabia students to his father sent an e-mail :Dad ,Berlin is a good place .
The people here are very friendly .But I went to school a little feel shy .Others take the subway to school ,then I open a gold benz .Father replies :son ,give you $200000000 over the past.
Don shame ,hurry to buy a subway !A boy on the girlfriend said :I want to break up ,I feel tired ,no feeling .The girlfriend said to him a let him suddenly speechless . Hundreds of millions of Chinese people to the country foot long bored .
Had no feeling, why the country foot has not disbanded ?1300000000 of the troublecan not dissolve a 11personteam ,now you say a person tired ,to disband the team with two people ?!When eating ,one female colleague heavy-hearted said: I may be red .
We are very curious, and ask ? I just found a U disc lost ,8 G...When the school ,the whole class self introduction .A boy walks on stage :my name is Wang Peng ,from Beijing ,I loved playing chess !He was down ,the next is a female ,the female modesty to the podium ,introduces himself :I be very upset .
.. ... My name is Xia Qi ... ... ..A drunken sleep and miss leadership .Mobile phone rang ,Miss said: sorry ,you call the user has been drunk ,please call again tomorrow !The leadership at the wife : you drank much wine ?China Mobile knows .
..A millionaire told ill only half the time ,sad to find a killer ,let himself in the most happy time to kill him .A few days later ,the millionaire was misdiagnosed notice, is happily, the killer was killed .
&nbsp ;&nbsp ;sea two crew Fu finally returned home .But back home, he found a baby !Fu excited asked his wife who did it? Is it right? The next idea ? Not .And his wife said is it right? My friend dumber ? Not .
It must be Xiao Wang ,I damn fair-weather friends ! !She replied I would not have a friend ?Taobao buy clothes , put ,I want to cry he has for his dad was a great engineer proud .One day, he met her .
And then she talked .Xiaoming for Xiaohua said: do you know Himalaya Range ?She says :know ah .He said : built .I was speechless .She is .He thought for a moment .Say :do you know the dead sea ?That is my father .
A QQ is done, it romantic writing: you five wool Wowu hair ,so we can together !The envy of other girls ,said: you six wool Woliu hair we two can block 2 ...Another girl to you seven I seven hair :hair ,we two can be a piece of dead .
.. &nbsp ;&nbsp ;his wife :husband ,I just heard reports of high speed road there is a car in retrograde ,you have to be careful !Husband :,a car ?I see one hundred cars are more than !&nbsp ;&nbsp ;university graduates three years, several students in a class group chat ,chat is full of technology ,such as Java ,xml .
Another classmate home opened early ,do managers ,edgeways ,heart very uncomfortable ,after a long time of a plug : the company is due to business expansion ,recruitment driver, requirements: 4 yearsexperience in the development of java !Suddenly the group quiet .
..When I was young, the teacher told me: the person a diligent guy and a little lazy guy when you shilly-shally when they fight .Primary school when diligent guy often lazy guy playing the petals drop and waters flow.
When junior high school ,but by the deuce ,to high school is a lazy guy always win .But to the university I suddenly found that they did not fight ,fuck hard villain was killed ....
One day Xiaoming with tomato and strawberry watermelon in Shangjie ,at an intersection of tomato has been run ,Xiaoming says :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Tomato sauce !And to a junction ,watermelon bumped ,Xiaoming says :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Watermelon juice.
At the third crossing, Xiaoming get killed ,strawberry said :ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Scumbag !Ten years later ,we inadvertently met again, she asked me in a small voice :these years so good ?She nice to you .
I am very sad ,said :I ,waiting for you .Her eyes became moist red ,said :you 7 at nightto the hotel to look for me .July 7th night ,like hook ,I hold flowers ,half an hour earlier came to the hotel ,she greets me in ,greeted me to sit down ,and asked :have you heard of Amway ?.
.. ... &nbsp ;&nbsp ;do you love me ? You guess . Love ! You guess again .Picking up a mobile phone today ,want to return it to the owner ,then when he found a mobile phone number to make the past ( is the owner ,connected to each other after the said: brother ,what I said :you are the mobile phone owner ?I found your brother mobile phone !She said: Oh ,you wait .
Then hang up on me .After about a minute .The phone rang ,I joined ,will listen to each other is a woman said :brother ,your phone to find !This year Hunan province college entrance examination Chinese composition inscribes is early ,came out from the examination place we talk about ,when one of them exclaimed: early? Not dry ?The collapse of a university .
... a boys jump off building ,who died after a successful ,finishing relics ,mobile phone short message receiving the final a :husband ,teaching building there is people jump off building ,and quickly see .
The taxi radio said hello !Today is a participant ,please Christine Fan ,van Weiqi !The driver said ... MD ,now I stammer can when the station DJ !Morning in Guangzhou University city has a student to jump off building died .
The reporter just after an interview back ,because find job carnival ,wine drunk fell downstairs and died .A reporter asked the signing is where ,said that Shenzhen Foxconn !Special thirsty ,to a store to buy a bottle of iced tea .
Drank half found is a copycat ,has drunk ,also did not say what .A look at the cap ,and a bottle of .Immediately to the boss said the lottery ,give a bottle .The boss is very calm ,you can have a look carefully .
I see, exercises ,and buy a bottle !Window is not beautiful, is within the comments ...In a ~ ~ ~ ~ ,waiter, my two cups of cola ,to ice ...Few holidays come to my home ...Generous sister that you should do is really the top stylist ,make as like as two peas drop hair ,worship .